TV Guide: Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Lost Without U

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:30:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 10:30 PM TBS An angry Ella boots Curtis out of the house in the wake of his self-indulgent motorcycle purchase. Holed up at the firehouse, Curtis seeks Ella's forgiveness. Meanwhile, CJ and Nicole's relationship is severely tested.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 10:00 PM TBS The guys' objectification of women at the firehouse flusters Angel, who turns to Ella and Claretha for advice. Meanwhile, Malik gets drunk with power when he babysits Jazmine.

Play on Playa

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:30:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 09:30 PM TBS A mix-up results when a female counselor invites Calvin to dinner. Meanwhile, Curtis eagerly anticipates attending a firehouse poker party, but there's a surprise in the cards: He may have to babysit the children instead.

The Perfect Storm

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 09:00 PM TBS A nasty storm hits Atlanta, overwhelming the firehouse. The chaos proves contagious as C.J., Ella and Claretha miscommunicate about retrieving the kids from school---a mix-up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

Father Knows Best

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:30:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 08:30 PM TBS Janine's somewhat smug parents---upon sensing a family situation that could be harmful for children---file for custody of young Jazmine and Malik. Meanwhile, Curtis' firehouse scores an award for fastest response time, but then its speedy fire truck vanishes.

Just Say No

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 08:00 PM TBS An intense anti-drug school presentation disturbs young Jazmine, prompting CJ to counsel her. Meanwhile, after rescuing a poodle, Curtis plans to use the reward money to purchase a massage chair for his office. Tyler Perry directed.

It's Getting Hot in Here

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:30:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 10:30 PM TBS Romantic complications abound at a wedding when a woman (Robin Givens) has eyes for CJ, and CJ in turn takes part in some boozy flirtation with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's buddies (Quincy Bonds, Clayton English) volunteer at the firehouse.

Bad Influence

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 10:00 PM TBS Ella comes down with the flu, but it's Curtis who's sick of it all: He must clean, cook and care for Malik, CJ and Janine when they also catch the bug. Elsewhere, it's a crowning moment for young Jazmine when she lands the role of a princess in a play.

Devil in a Blue Suit

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:30:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 09:30 PM TBS When Janine begins exhibiting bizarre behavior, the Payne crew suspects that she's returned to her old habits---particularly when she appears with a black eye. Meanwhile, Malik's got sole: He sets out to buy new sneakers.

No Pain, No Gain

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 09:00 PM TBS Things get "Payneful" for young Jazmine when she has to undergo surgery for appendicitis. Elsewhere, Curtis goes on a rat patrol at the firehouse, trying to exterminate a pesky rodent.

The Big Bang Theory

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:30:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 08:30 PM TBS Janine's former drug dealer arrives seeking owed money, causing an unsettled Curtis to consider buying a handgun for safety. Elsewhere, bullying at school is wearing down Malik.

Aches and Paynes

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 08:00 PM TBS Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.