TV Guide: Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Listing: The Big Test

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 03:30 PM TBS CJ has a date with Nicole, who tells him she's waiting until marriage to have sex. Elsewhere, Jazmine cheats on a math test.

Listing: Heavy Petting

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 03:00 PM TBS CJ and Nicole's budding romance hits a bump when CJ's old friend resurfaces, stirring up jealousy in Nicole. Meanwhile, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

Listing: Payne, Payne Go Away

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 09:30 PM TBS

Listing: Parental Payne

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 09:00 PM TBS

Listing: Back Where We Belong

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:30 PM TBS With their respective marriages on the rocks, Curtis and Calvin move in at the barbershop, creating hair-raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, there's a blowup when Floyd finds out about Zach and Olivia's act of love.

Listing: Bringing Down the House

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:00 PM TBS The family discovers that the Payne home foundation is in urgent need of repair, but Curtis' cost-cutting approach backfires horribly. Elsewhere, Ella inches closer to the charmer (Michael Genet) she met at the mall. She also discovers via a magazine quiz that Curtis is most likely not the man for her.

Listing: Home Alone

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 03:30 PM TBS It's domestic bliss for Ella and Curtis, whose home is at last their own after CJ moves out. However, a robbery at CJ's apartment may change all that.

Listing: Stop Being All Funky

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 03:00 PM TBS As CJ dates Tanya (Robin Givens), Janine goes out with an ex-football player (Michael Jai White), who goes the extra yard by giving Malik and Jazmine dazzling gifts---to CJ's chagrin. Meanwhile, odor issues plague Jazmine.

Listing: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:30 PM TBS The guys' objectification of women at the firehouse flusters Angel, who turns to Ella and Claretha for advice. Meanwhile, Malik gets drunk with power when he babysits Jazmine.

Listing: Cheers

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:00 PM TBS Malik puts into motion a scheme to score the phone numbers of the entire cheerleading squad. His plan: to become a cheerleader himself. Elsewhere, Janine must bid adieu to the children as her relationship with Bryan moves to the next level.

Listing: Piece of Mind

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:30 PM TBS The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist, much to the scoffing Curtis' chagrin.

Listing: Driving Me Crazy

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 PM TBS Claretha blows a gasket when her car is stolen. Meanwhile, Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew, whose outwardly innocent disposition belies a mean spirit.

Listing: There's No Place Like Home

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 03:30 PM TBS When Janine is discharged from rehab, Ella opens the home to her and gives her job-interview pointers. Elsewhere, Curtis goes on a diet after failing a physical.

Listing: Living With Liz

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 03:00 PM TBS Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives at the Payne house after leaving her husband (Dorian Harewood), but she proves to be a pain with her pushy attitude and tactless remarks. Meanwhile, Janine's pregnancy gradually becomes all-too obvious.

Listing: Sex, Lies and Videotapes

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 03:30 PM TBS CJ corners Tanya (Robin Givens) about her appearance in a racy music video. In other events, the FBI keeps a hard eye on a Payne neighbor and seeks to use the Payne house as a stakeout post.

Listing: Time to Clean House

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 03:00 PM TBS Calvin's late nights and domestic irresponsibility cause household friction, spurring him to move in with his girlfriend (Keshia Knight Pulliam). In other events, youngsters Malik and Jazmine are hired to clean Claretha's home, resulting in a messy situation involving one of Claretha's most-prized possessions.

Listing: Payne Speaking

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:30 PM TBS A sour Curtis strongly objects to his forced retirement, a situation that turns worse when CJ is poised to take the job. Meanwhile, Ella tangles with a new pastor when he discontinues an HIV church program.

Listing: Wigging Out

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:00 PM TBS A missing Miranda at long last reappears---but she arrives with stunning news. Meanwhile, a packed home drives Curtis bonkers, especially when houseguest Claretha launches a home business.

Listing: Moving Out

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 08:30 PM TBS Miranda fumes over Calvin's escapades with Mercedes and his decision to allow his family to stay with them. Another marriage is also on shaky grounds when Curtis and Ella quarrel over Ella's job.

Listing: With Friends Like These

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 08:00 PM TBS Malik forms a friendship with a fellow student who is HIV positive---and who is a target of classroom abuse. Elsewhere, Consuela oversees the boutique after Rosie calls out sick.

Listing: Moral Dilemma

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:30 PM TBS When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart.

Listing: Aches and Paynes

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:00 PM TBS Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.

Listing: Sad, Sad Leroy Brown

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 03:00 PM TBS Part 1 of 2. A neighbor moves in with the Paynes after a fire renders his home uninhabitable, but the man soon emerges as an annoying houseguest. Elsewhere, Calvin finds romance---with a con artist. Keshia Knight Pulliam guest stars.

Listing: Step It Up

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 03:30 PM TBS Niece Renee (Mystie Smith) hits town for a scholarship interview, but is she actually worthy of the honor? Elsewhere, Bart's caustic nephew, an aspiring fireman, visits the fire station and hopes to smoke Malik in a firefighting challenge.

Listing: The Big Bang Theory

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 03:00 PM TBS Janine's former drug dealer arrives seeking owed money, causing an unsettled Curtis to consider buying a handgun for safety. Elsewhere, bullying at school is wearing down Malik.

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