http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/tripping-rift/197581?rss=object The latest on Tripping the Rift TV Guide RSS Publishing Engine V 1.0 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification 1440 http://www.tvguide.com/Images/rss/tvg_rss_logo.gif http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/tripping-rift/197581?rss=object http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Tripping+The+Rift+Season+1/1216746?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Tripping+The+Rift+Season+1/1216746?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Tripping The Rift: Season 1" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Tripping the Rift is the continuing comic saga of five misfits who live, work and play on the starship Jupiter 42, which is controlled by a neurotic A.I. known as Spaceship Bob. Bob's neuroses are kept in check by the verbally abusive pilot T'Nuk, and the ship's inner workings are tended by Gus, the depressive robotic chief engineer. No one's really sure what job, if any, is performed by teen slacker Whip, but everyone knows what kinds of jobs sexy android Six specializes in. The captain, a walking purple blob of rancor named Chode, hates his crew and they hate him back, but they have bigger problems to worry about namely, the corporate-minded Dark Clowns, who are bent on dominating the galaxy, and the hopelessly conformist Confederation, which will stop at nothing to bring our bumbling antiheroes to injustice.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Tripping+The+Rift+Season+1/1216746?rss=object Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Tripping+The+Rift+Season+1/1216746?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Tripping The Rift: Season 1" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Tripping the Rift is the continuing comic saga of five misfits who live, work and play on the starship Jupiter 42, which is controlled by a neurotic A.I. known as Spaceship Bob. Bob's neuroses are kept in check by the verbally abusive pilot T'Nuk, and the ship's inner workings are tended by Gus, the depressive robotic chief engineer. No one's really sure what job, if any, is performed by teen slacker Whip, but everyone knows what kinds of jobs sexy android Six specializes in. The captain, a walking purple blob of rancor named Chode, hates his crew and they hate him back, but they have bigger problems to worry about namely, the corporate-minded Dark Clowns, who are bent on dominating the galaxy, and the hopelessly conformist Confederation, which will stop at nothing to bring our bumbling antiheroes to injustice.</p> Tripping The Rift: Season 1 http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Tripping+the+Rift+Season+2/1216141?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Tripping+the+Rift+Season+2/1216141?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Tripping the Rift Season 2" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Tripping the Rift is the continuing comic saga of five misfits who live, work and play on the starship Jupiter 42, which is controlled by a neurotic A.I. known as Spaceship Bob. Bob's neuroses are kept in check by the verbally abusive pilot T'Nuk, and the ship's inner workings are tended by Gus, the depressive robotic chief engineer. No one's really sure what job, if any, is performed by teen slacker Whip, but everyone knows what kinds of jobs sexy android Six specializes in. The captain, a walking purple blob of rancor named Chode, hates his crew and they hate him back, but they have bigger problems to worry about namely, the corporate-minded Dark Clowns, who are bent on dominating the galaxy, and the hopelessly conformist Confederation, which will stop at nothing to bring our bumbling antiheroes to injustice.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Tripping+the+Rift+Season+2/1216141?rss=object Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Tripping+the+Rift+Season+2/1216141?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Tripping the Rift Season 2" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Tripping the Rift is the continuing comic saga of five misfits who live, work and play on the starship Jupiter 42, which is controlled by a neurotic A.I. known as Spaceship Bob. Bob's neuroses are kept in check by the verbally abusive pilot T'Nuk, and the ship's inner workings are tended by Gus, the depressive robotic chief engineer. No one's really sure what job, if any, is performed by teen slacker Whip, but everyone knows what kinds of jobs sexy android Six specializes in. The captain, a walking purple blob of rancor named Chode, hates his crew and they hate him back, but they have bigger problems to worry about namely, the corporate-minded Dark Clowns, who are bent on dominating the galaxy, and the hopelessly conformist Confederation, which will stop at nothing to bring our bumbling antiheroes to injustice.</p> Tripping the Rift Season 2 http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Ghost+Ship/660326?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Ghost+Ship/660326?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Ghost Ship" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, two steps over the line and askin' for three steps toward the door - Everyone knows the old "out of gas" trick: You fly your ship somewhere out into the void between a couple of galaxies, let the fusion drive sputter out, and tell your date the ship's out of fuel. Then you find creative ways to pass the time "until help arrives," or you decide your pelvis can't take anymore and you "remember" that there's a spare fuel pod in the cargo bay. Times like that, running out of gas can be a good thing. This was not one of those times.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Ghost+Ship/660326?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Ghost+Ship/660326?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Ghost Ship" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, two steps over the line and askin' for three steps toward the door - Everyone knows the old "out of gas" trick: You fly your ship somewhere out into the void between a couple of galaxies, let the fusion drive sputter out, and tell your date the ship's out of fuel. Then you find creative ways to pass the time "until help arrives," or you decide your pelvis can't take anymore and you "remember" that there's a spare fuel pod in the cargo bay. Times like that, running out of gas can be a good thing. This was not one of those times.</p> Ghost Ship http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Santa+Clownza/655605?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Santa+Clownza/655605?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Santa Clownza" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log: Star date's getting paid by the hour and she runs on batteries...Ah, vacation. A time when I can kick back, get drunk, and engage in elaborate frauds on the public. Now, I know what you're saying: That sounds suspiciously like my everyday life. But you're forgetting one key difference, which is that the accommodations are way crappier on vacation. This year I dragged Six, Gus, Whip and T'Nuk along with me to Gulibus IV, where I like to take advantage of the off-season specials. Problem was, the place was crawling with people the way T'Nuk's ass is crawling with lice. We were lucky to get cots crammed in the laundry room at the hotel. That especially sucked, because I wasn't gonna have hot vacation sex with Six riding me like a cowgirl on top of the dryers while my crew lay around and drooled at us in big-eyed horny envy. (It's not that I'm a prude; if I'm gonna perform in public I'm charging admission, and I don't pay my crew enough to see that hot a show.) Anyway, we qu</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Santa+Clownza/655605?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Santa+Clownza/655605?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Santa Clownza" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log: Star date's getting paid by the hour and she runs on batteries...Ah, vacation. A time when I can kick back, get drunk, and engage in elaborate frauds on the public. Now, I know what you're saying: That sounds suspiciously like my everyday life. But you're forgetting one key difference, which is that the accommodations are way crappier on vacation. This year I dragged Six, Gus, Whip and T'Nuk along with me to Gulibus IV, where I like to take advantage of the off-season specials. Problem was, the place was crawling with people the way T'Nuk's ass is crawling with lice. We were lucky to get cots crammed in the laundry room at the hotel. That especially sucked, because I wasn't gonna have hot vacation sex with Six riding me like a cowgirl on top of the dryers while my crew lay around and drooled at us in big-eyed horny envy. (It's not that I'm a prude; if I'm gonna perform in public I'm charging admission, and I don't pay my crew enough to see that hot a show.) Anyway, we qu</p> Santa Clownza http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Benitos+Revenge/660372?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Benitos+Revenge/660372?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Benito's Revenge" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, the self-lighting kind that never freckin' works when you put it in the fireplace, even after you douse it in gasoline - It's always such a tragedy when my ass-bouncing with Six is interrupted by petty trivialities. This time, my grandpa Benito broke out of the Fun City Retirement Home with a gang of antique cronies, then waylaid us with some wackjob story about the staff at Fun City sucking his brainwaves out against his will. Obviously, I can't be blamed for thinking that was a load of horse crap.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Benitos+Revenge/660372?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Benitos+Revenge/660372?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Benito's Revenge" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, the self-lighting kind that never freckin' works when you put it in the fireplace, even after you douse it in gasoline - It's always such a tragedy when my ass-bouncing with Six is interrupted by petty trivialities. This time, my grandpa Benito broke out of the Fun City Retirement Home with a gang of antique cronies, then waylaid us with some wackjob story about the staff at Fun City sucking his brainwaves out against his will. Obviously, I can't be blamed for thinking that was a load of horse crap.</p> Benito's Revenge http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Chodes+NearDeath+Experience/664045?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Chodes+NearDeath+Experience/664045?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Chode's Near-Death Experience" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, half-past dead and cruisin' on borrowed time...Having just pulled off one of my patented pranks against Darph Bobo, I was kicking back with some fast food when I suddenly choked on my burger. The next thing I knew, I was in the afterlife, drifting along a freaky white hallway with the taste of processed meat still in my throat. Then I spotted my horny ol' nemesis, The Devil, lounging around waiting for me. The Infernal Lord of Night whipped out his DVD collection and played me a sucky bonus feature about how great my crew's lives would have been if they'd never met me. Then, as he was about to dump me into Hell just for ruining a few dorky, pathetic lives, I felt my life returning. Someone back in the real world was giving me mouth-to-mouth!</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Chodes+NearDeath+Experience/664045?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Chodes+NearDeath+Experience/664045?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Chode's Near-Death Experience" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, half-past dead and cruisin' on borrowed time...Having just pulled off one of my patented pranks against Darph Bobo, I was kicking back with some fast food when I suddenly choked on my burger. The next thing I knew, I was in the afterlife, drifting along a freaky white hallway with the taste of processed meat still in my throat. Then I spotted my horny ol' nemesis, The Devil, lounging around waiting for me. The Infernal Lord of Night whipped out his DVD collection and played me a sucky bonus feature about how great my crew's lives would have been if they'd never met me. Then, as he was about to dump me into Hell just for ruining a few dorky, pathetic lives, I felt my life returning. Someone back in the real world was giving me mouth-to-mouth!</p> Chode's Near-Death Experience http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/All+for+None/663913?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/All+for+None/663913?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="All for None" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, stardate's looking ugly even after one bourbon, one scotch and one beer....My crew's pulled some fart-brained stunts over the years, but this time it was S.B.D. - "Stupid But Deliberate." Six, Gus, T'Nuk and Whip actually walked out on me, quit, mutinied! They were blathering about how they couldn't stand the "working conditions" aboard the Jupiter 42! They're all freckin' crazy. Sure, there was the screwup with the dental plan, and that minor incident with the radiation leakage, but that's nothing to leave a job over. Especially when the boss is as cool and proactively employee-focused as me. But those morons left anyway. "Good riddance," I said. I could finally get some real work done, like tackling my backlog of frozen pizzas and cold beer so I'd finally have storage space for new frozen pizzas and different beer.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/All+for+None/663913?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/All+for+None/663913?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="All for None" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, stardate's looking ugly even after one bourbon, one scotch and one beer....My crew's pulled some fart-brained stunts over the years, but this time it was S.B.D. - "Stupid But Deliberate." Six, Gus, T'Nuk and Whip actually walked out on me, quit, mutinied! They were blathering about how they couldn't stand the "working conditions" aboard the Jupiter 42! They're all freckin' crazy. Sure, there was the screwup with the dental plan, and that minor incident with the radiation leakage, but that's nothing to leave a job over. Especially when the boss is as cool and proactively employee-focused as me. But those morons left anyway. "Good riddance," I said. I could finally get some real work done, like tackling my backlog of frozen pizzas and cold beer so I'd finally have storage space for new frozen pizzas and different beer.</p> All for None http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Six+Lies+and+Videotape/655198?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Six+Lies+and+Videotape/655198?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Six, Lies and Videotape" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log - Six is one, Haffa Dozen is her Mother: When you live life the way I do - out on the edge, stickin' it to the man ... no, strike that. "Stickin' it to the man" is more of a Gus thing. What I'm saying is, when you're a rugged renegade like me, sooner or later you're gonna wind up in a high-speed police chase. Personally, I don't even think twice anymore when I see the flashing lights in the rearview. But this time, the cops arrested Six and dumped her in jail for armed robbery. Apparently, security cameras showed her stealing dilithium crystals from a crapload of ships across the galaxy. I didn't know what pissed me off more: that Six hadn't shared the dough from her secret criminal escapades with me, or that some cop had cuffed my sex cyborg - that's my thing!</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Six+Lies+and+Videotape/655198?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Six+Lies+and+Videotape/655198?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Six, Lies and Videotape" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log - Six is one, Haffa Dozen is her Mother: When you live life the way I do - out on the edge, stickin' it to the man ... no, strike that. "Stickin' it to the man" is more of a Gus thing. What I'm saying is, when you're a rugged renegade like me, sooner or later you're gonna wind up in a high-speed police chase. Personally, I don't even think twice anymore when I see the flashing lights in the rearview. But this time, the cops arrested Six and dumped her in jail for armed robbery. Apparently, security cameras showed her stealing dilithium crystals from a crapload of ships across the galaxy. I didn't know what pissed me off more: that Six hadn't shared the dough from her secret criminal escapades with me, or that some cop had cuffed my sex cyborg - that's my thing!</p> Six, Lies and Videotape http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/The+Devil+and+a+Guy+Named+Webster/654174?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/The+Devil+and+a+Guy+Named+Webster/654174?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="The Devil and a Guy Named Webster" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Chode takes the Devil to court.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/The+Devil+and+a+Guy+Named+Webster/654174?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/The+Devil+and+a+Guy+Named+Webster/654174?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="The Devil and a Guy Named Webster" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Chode takes the Devil to court.</p> The Devil and a Guy Named Webster http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Honey+I+Shrunk+The+Crew/655206?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Honey+I+Shrunk+The+Crew/655206?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Honey I Shrunk The Crew" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log - cruisin', bruisin' and losin' my temper a little more every freckin' minute. Christmas came early on the Jupiter 42 this year: I was charging up a storm, buying every sick freckin' porno I could find. When my crew started to whine that I was hogging all the goodies, I shared the wealth (generous guy that I am). T'Nuk, naturally, missed the point and bought a new bra big enough to hold her sagging blubber-bags. Fortunately, Whip showed a little imagination and ordered a shiny new shrink ray from the back of a comic book. Sadly, not everyone likes to share as much as I do.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Honey+I+Shrunk+The+Crew/655206?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Honey+I+Shrunk+The+Crew/655206?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Honey I Shrunk The Crew" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log - cruisin', bruisin' and losin' my temper a little more every freckin' minute. Christmas came early on the Jupiter 42 this year: I was charging up a storm, buying every sick freckin' porno I could find. When my crew started to whine that I was hogging all the goodies, I shared the wealth (generous guy that I am). T'Nuk, naturally, missed the point and bought a new bra big enough to hold her sagging blubber-bags. Fortunately, Whip showed a little imagination and ordered a shiny new shrink ray from the back of a comic book. Sadly, not everyone likes to share as much as I do.</p> Honey I Shrunk The Crew http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Extreme+Chode/655581?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Extreme+Chode/655581?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Extreme Chode" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, half-baked and fully loaded - Damn, that was a close one. And, for once, I'm not talking about premature ejaculation. I'm talking about my latest run-in with Commander Adam and his Confederation cronies. Over drinks down at Sammy's, "Assmaster" Adam got on this bragging kick about his brat son, Adam 12. In the same breath, he started ragging on my nephew, Whip. Now, if I want to call Whip a no-good worthless pissant slacker moron who's lazier than a stagnant puddle of sewage, that's my business. But nobody else better call him that, 'cause he's family. So, naturally, I bet Commander Adam that Whip could whip Adam 12's sorry ass in the spaceboarding competition at the Intergalactic X-Games. The deal was, if Whip lost, I had to give Six to the Commander. (Talk about a "sucker" bet....) For some crazy reason, both Whip and Six were pissed off when they heard the news.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Extreme+Chode/655581?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Extreme+Chode/655581?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Extreme Chode" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, half-baked and fully loaded - Damn, that was a close one. And, for once, I'm not talking about premature ejaculation. I'm talking about my latest run-in with Commander Adam and his Confederation cronies. Over drinks down at Sammy's, "Assmaster" Adam got on this bragging kick about his brat son, Adam 12. In the same breath, he started ragging on my nephew, Whip. Now, if I want to call Whip a no-good worthless pissant slacker moron who's lazier than a stagnant puddle of sewage, that's my business. But nobody else better call him that, 'cause he's family. So, naturally, I bet Commander Adam that Whip could whip Adam 12's sorry ass in the spaceboarding competition at the Intergalactic X-Games. The deal was, if Whip lost, I had to give Six to the Commander. (Talk about a "sucker" bet....) For some crazy reason, both Whip and Six were pissed off when they heard the news.</p> Extreme Chode http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Cool+Whip/655560?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Cool+Whip/655560?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Cool Whip" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Star date? star raisin? star plum? Freckin' star fruit! Where's my damn junkfood? Only a punkass, lowlife teenager with a perverted pepperoni fetish and his brain stuffed down his boxers could accidentally hack into my ship's flight controls and honestly believe he was just playing a "sweet new video game" ... right up until he flew my ship into a planet. Coincidentally, that's exactly what my teenage nephew Whip just did. As my crew and I climbed out of the wreckage, a couple of local law enforcement goons were there to greet us. Apparently they had nothing better to do than blow holes through the heads of innocent accident victims, even though their planet had hit us just as much as we had hit it. When they saw Whip, though, they started pissing themselves with teenybopperish glee. They thought he was some kind of celebrity.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Cool+Whip/655560?rss=object Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Cool+Whip/655560?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Cool Whip" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Star date? star raisin? star plum? Freckin' star fruit! Where's my damn junkfood? Only a punkass, lowlife teenager with a perverted pepperoni fetish and his brain stuffed down his boxers could accidentally hack into my ship's flight controls and honestly believe he was just playing a "sweet new video game" ... right up until he flew my ship into a planet. Coincidentally, that's exactly what my teenage nephew Whip just did. As my crew and I climbed out of the wreckage, a couple of local law enforcement goons were there to greet us. Apparently they had nothing better to do than blow holes through the heads of innocent accident victims, even though their planet had hit us just as much as we had hit it. When they saw Whip, though, they started pissing themselves with teenybopperish glee. They thought he was some kind of celebrity.</p> Cool Whip http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Emasculating+Chode/641859?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Emasculating+Chode/641859?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Emasculating Chode" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Darph Bobo kidnaps Whip, then slices off one of Chode's tentacles during a light saber duel. Feeling like he's lost his masculinity, Chode retreats into his quarters leaving Whip Bobo's slave and T'Nuk in charge of the ship.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Emasculating+Chode/641859?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Emasculating+Chode/641859?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Emasculating Chode" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Darph Bobo kidnaps Whip, then slices off one of Chode's tentacles during a light saber duel. Feeling like he's lost his masculinity, Chode retreats into his quarters leaving Whip Bobo's slave and T'Nuk in charge of the ship.</p> Emasculating Chode http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Nature+vs.+Nurture/641781?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Nature+vs.+Nurture/641781?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Nature vs. Nurture" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>On the run from Darph Bob, Chode meets the twin he never knew he had, King Regis Philbrick, ruler of the planet Moldavia. Naturally the two of them swap places.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Nature+vs.+Nurture/641781?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Nature+vs.+Nurture/641781?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Nature vs. Nurture" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>On the run from Darph Bob, Chode meets the twin he never knew he had, King Regis Philbrick, ruler of the planet Moldavia. Naturally the two of them swap places.</p> Nature vs. Nurture http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Love+Conquers+All++Almost/642352?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Love+Conquers+All++Almost/642352?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Love Conquers All - Almost" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log...stardate unknown (because I'm too hung over to read the frecking chronometer).Lugging a giant load of cocoa-butter skin cream was going to make me some handy extra cash, but Bob let go of the cream too early. He prematurely let 'er fly straight into a star, leaving me totally unsatisfied. Financially speaking.Fortunately, I had a plan: I decided to invent a fake reality show, invite Darph Bobo's daughter Babette and Commander Adam's son Adam 12 to be "contestants" and make them fall in love. Their families would stop being mortal enemies, the Confederation and the Dark Clowns would cease their cold war and I'd earn the Peace Prize and the million kronigs that go with it.I couldn't believe no one else had hit upon such a sure-fire scheme.Making use of my preternatural gift for lying my ass off, I manipulated both teenagers into coming aboard my ship. My crew then locked them in my private quarters. The two teen twits quickly got busy ignoring each other. I broke the ice</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Love+Conquers+All++Almost/642352?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Love+Conquers+All++Almost/642352?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Love Conquers All - Almost" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log...stardate unknown (because I'm too hung over to read the frecking chronometer).Lugging a giant load of cocoa-butter skin cream was going to make me some handy extra cash, but Bob let go of the cream too early. He prematurely let 'er fly straight into a star, leaving me totally unsatisfied. Financially speaking.Fortunately, I had a plan: I decided to invent a fake reality show, invite Darph Bobo's daughter Babette and Commander Adam's son Adam 12 to be "contestants" and make them fall in love. Their families would stop being mortal enemies, the Confederation and the Dark Clowns would cease their cold war and I'd earn the Peace Prize and the million kronigs that go with it.I couldn't believe no one else had hit upon such a sure-fire scheme.Making use of my preternatural gift for lying my ass off, I manipulated both teenagers into coming aboard my ship. My crew then locked them in my private quarters. The two teen twits quickly got busy ignoring each other. I broke the ice</p> Love Conquers All - Almost http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Aliens+Guns++a+Monkey/642339?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Aliens+Guns++a+Monkey/642339?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Aliens, Guns &amp; a Monkey" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>With Bob critically damaged, Chode crash lands the Jupier 42 on the extremely violent planet Harmonia VII and goes in search of replacement parts.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Aliens+Guns++a+Monkey/642339?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Aliens+Guns++a+Monkey/642339?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Aliens, Guns &amp; a Monkey" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>With Bob critically damaged, Chode crash lands the Jupier 42 on the extremely violent planet Harmonia VII and goes in search of replacement parts.</p> Aliens, Guns & a Monkey http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Power+to+the+Peephole/641775?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Power+to+the+Peephole/641775?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Power to the Peephole" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, six of one and half a dozen of the other.Most of the time I have no idea how we end up in these messes. This is not one of those times. During an important booty-finding mission on Floridia 7 (a.k.a. the "Spring Break Planet"), the crew and I got busted on some trumped-up charges. To get out, we took on a job for Klak Klownman, a Dark Clown presidential candidate who was about to get his fat, red nose handed to him by his Confederation opponent, George Goodfellow. Klownman promised us a big payday if we helped him win the election by bringing him proof that Goodfellow was really a Sleazefellow.Goodfellow made a big deal of being a good family guy, so I sent in Six to infiltrate his campaign and seduce him. As she revved up his engine in his hotel room, Gus, disguised as a chambermaid, opened the curtains. Using a window-washer's rig outside, Whip was supposed to lower me into position so I could take some pics.Everything went swimmingly ? which is to say that my spastic</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Power+to+the+Peephole/641775?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Power+to+the+Peephole/641775?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VGnkzRZaL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Power to the Peephole" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, six of one and half a dozen of the other.Most of the time I have no idea how we end up in these messes. This is not one of those times. During an important booty-finding mission on Floridia 7 (a.k.a. the "Spring Break Planet"), the crew and I got busted on some trumped-up charges. To get out, we took on a job for Klak Klownman, a Dark Clown presidential candidate who was about to get his fat, red nose handed to him by his Confederation opponent, George Goodfellow. Klownman promised us a big payday if we helped him win the election by bringing him proof that Goodfellow was really a Sleazefellow.Goodfellow made a big deal of being a good family guy, so I sent in Six to infiltrate his campaign and seduce him. As she revved up his engine in his hotel room, Gus, disguised as a chambermaid, opened the curtains. Using a window-washer's rig outside, Whip was supposed to lower me into position so I could take some pics.Everything went swimmingly ? which is to say that my spastic</p> Power to the Peephole http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/You+Want+to+Put+That+Where/639236?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/You+Want+to+Put+That+Where/639236?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="You Want to Put That Where?" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, cloggin' up the bowl as usual. As captain of a starship, being on-time is an important component of my professional image. That's why I was justifiably pissed off when a traffic jam made me miss a critical appointment at McHooter's with a client I'll call Mistress Shots O'Booze. As consolation, I stole some shwag from the frecked-up spaceship that caused the jam. Turned out I'd stolen ten thousand tubes of G-Y Jelly. For those of you who don't care what men do with other men behind closed doors, I'll just say it's an intimate masculine product.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/You+Want+to+Put+That+Where/639236?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/You+Want+to+Put+That+Where/639236?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="You Want to Put That Where?" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, cloggin' up the bowl as usual. As captain of a starship, being on-time is an important component of my professional image. That's why I was justifiably pissed off when a traffic jam made me miss a critical appointment at McHooter's with a client I'll call Mistress Shots O'Booze. As consolation, I stole some shwag from the frecked-up spaceship that caused the jam. Turned out I'd stolen ten thousand tubes of G-Y Jelly. For those of you who don't care what men do with other men behind closed doors, I'll just say it's an intimate masculine product.</p> You Want to Put That Where? http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Chode+and+Bobs+High+School+Reunion/639219?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Chode+and+Bobs+High+School+Reunion/639219?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Chode and Bob's High School Reunion" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, five cards short of a full deck - With my high-school reunion coming up, I needed to look swankier than ever, so I got busy with my do-it-yourself liposuction kit. As the coolest kid in school, my former classmates had depended on me, right up until graduation, for every nanosecond of happiness, humor or hot backseat sex they had ever had. I wasn't going to betray that sacred trust now. By the time I stepped into the limopod with Six on my arm and T'Nuk crammed in the trunk, I was a lean, mean, spitballing machine once again. At the party, I was working my usual mojo when Darph Bobo pranced in, pretending he was a hipster evil mastermind instead of the cosmically dorky blob of nerd-flesh he'd been back in the day. People even pretended to be impressed until my first prank of the night landed him on his ass with a punch bowl on his head.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Chode+and+Bobs+High+School+Reunion/639219?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Chode+and+Bobs+High+School+Reunion/639219?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Chode and Bob's High School Reunion" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, five cards short of a full deck - With my high-school reunion coming up, I needed to look swankier than ever, so I got busy with my do-it-yourself liposuction kit. As the coolest kid in school, my former classmates had depended on me, right up until graduation, for every nanosecond of happiness, humor or hot backseat sex they had ever had. I wasn't going to betray that sacred trust now. By the time I stepped into the limopod with Six on my arm and T'Nuk crammed in the trunk, I was a lean, mean, spitballing machine once again. At the party, I was working my usual mojo when Darph Bobo pranced in, pretending he was a hipster evil mastermind instead of the cosmically dorky blob of nerd-flesh he'd been back in the day. People even pretended to be impressed until my first prank of the night landed him on his ass with a punch bowl on his head.</p> Chode and Bob's High School Reunion http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Roswell/639428?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Roswell/639428?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Roswell" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, as thick as my left tentacle and twice as long...and Gus forgot to refill the damned toilet paper again. GUS...! Now that Whip has his learner's permit, I have to spend a crapload of time teaching him the difference between braking and speeding. Worse, during our latest lesson, some Gray freaks in a flying saucer cut us off, backed into us, and then had the balls to demand that I pay them damages! It was obviously a scam, so I grabbed the wheel and took off. They chased us, which didn't shock me (after all, I always hate it when my scam victims run away). I plunged the ship into a wormhole to ditch them, but they followed us through. Next thing we knew, we'd all crash-landed together in a place called Roswell, in the mind-blowingly lame year of 1947, on some backwater dirtball called Earth. The Jupiter 42 was banged up, but we were way luckier than our pals in the flying saucer. They'd crashed near a military base, and the local cavemen confiscated them and their ship.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Roswell/639428?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Roswell/639428?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Roswell" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log, as thick as my left tentacle and twice as long...and Gus forgot to refill the damned toilet paper again. GUS...! Now that Whip has his learner's permit, I have to spend a crapload of time teaching him the difference between braking and speeding. Worse, during our latest lesson, some Gray freaks in a flying saucer cut us off, backed into us, and then had the balls to demand that I pay them damages! It was obviously a scam, so I grabbed the wheel and took off. They chased us, which didn't shock me (after all, I always hate it when my scam victims run away). I plunged the ship into a wormhole to ditch them, but they followed us through. Next thing we knew, we'd all crash-landed together in a place called Roswell, in the mind-blowingly lame year of 1947, on some backwater dirtball called Earth. The Jupiter 42 was banged up, but we were way luckier than our pals in the flying saucer. They'd crashed near a military base, and the local cavemen confiscated them and their ship.</p> Roswell http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Creaturepalooza/639254?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Creaturepalooza/639254?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Creaturepalooza" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log: Flyin' high again - and hoping I don't have to take a piss-test when those space-cops catch up to us....Proving just how jack-booted and thuggish the Confederation really is, Commander Adam's wife, Nancy, recently had me arrested like a cheap pimp just so I could do her a favor. Her hookwormy hubby had crash-landed on Vitalius IV, home of the galaxy's most infamous monsters. Nancy's big solution to this minor crisis was to dump an earwig in my ear that would eat my brain in 24 hours if she didn't remove it - and she was the only one who could. In other words, if I wanted to live, I had to rescue Adam. Convincing my crew to help me burned up an insultingly large chunk of my incredibly shrinking life-span, but we finally landed on Vitalius IV. There, the crew distracted the critters while I scanned for Commander Adam's life-signal.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Creaturepalooza/639254?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Tripping+the+Rift/Creaturepalooza/639254?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144HcvR6+L._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Creaturepalooza" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Captain's Log: Flyin' high again - and hoping I don't have to take a piss-test when those space-cops catch up to us....Proving just how jack-booted and thuggish the Confederation really is, Commander Adam's wife, Nancy, recently had me arrested like a cheap pimp just so I could do her a favor. Her hookwormy hubby had crash-landed on Vitalius IV, home of the galaxy's most infamous monsters. Nancy's big solution to this minor crisis was to dump an earwig in my ear that would eat my brain in 24 hours if she didn't remove it - and she was the only one who could. In other words, if I wanted to live, I had to rescue Adam. Convincing my crew to help me burned up an insultingly large chunk of my incredibly shrinking life-span, but we finally landed on Vitalius IV. There, the crew distracted the critters while I scanned for Commander Adam's life-signal.</p> Creaturepalooza