TV Guide: SpongeBob SquarePants

Greasy Buffoons; Model Sponge

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:00 PM NIK Mr. Krabs and Plankton serve up some greasy meals; SpongeBob gets modeling work in a commercial for kitchen sponges.

Grandma's Kisses; Squidville

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 08:00 AM NIK SpongeBob asks his grandma not to kiss him because her public displays of affection are embarrassing; Squidward finds new neighbors who are more like himself. Squidward: Rodger Bumpass. Patrick: Bill Fagerbakke. Mr. Krabs: Clancy Brown.

SB-129; Karate Choppers

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 07:30 AM NIK In an attempt to escape the annoyances of Bikini Bottom, Squidward inadvertently turns himself into a frozen seasicle. Later, SpongeBob is forced to choose between his job at the Krusty Krab and his love of karate chopping. Voices include Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass.

Patrick Smartpants; SquidBob TentaclePants

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 07:00 AM NIK Patrick suddenly becomes a genius after receiving a nasty blow to the head, but his high IQ makes him no longer interested in fun things. Later, Sandy's experiment goes awry when it melds SpongeBob and Squidward into one body, which makes working at the Krusty Krab quite the challenge and puts Squidward's big clarinet recital in jeopardy.

Pressure; The Smoking Peanut

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 07:30 PM NIK The pressure is on as Sandy and SpongeBob compete in a series of extreme underwater activities with the population of Bikini Bottom cheering them on. Later, SpongeBob covers up the fact that he caused emotional harm to an oyster at the zoo. Patrick: Bill Fagerbakke. Sandy: Carolyn Lawrence. SpongeBob: Tom Kenny.

SpongeBob SquarePants

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:45:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 05:45 PM NIK

Ghost Host; Chimps Ahoy!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 05:00 PM NIK The Flying Dutchman haunts SpongeBob, who becomes increasingly difficult to scare. Later, Sandy's stay in Bikini Bottom could come to an end if her chimpanzee benefactors cut off her funding because they aren't impressed by her inventions.

Procrastination; I'm with Stupid

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 02:30 PM NIK A wacky dream provides SpongeBob with the inspiration for his boating-school essay. Later, he plays dumb to impress Patrick's parents.

Hall Monitor; Jellyfish Jam

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 02:00 PM NIK SpongeBob goes on a power trip when he is appointed hall monitor at Mrs. Puff's Boating School; disco-loving jellyfish wreak havoc on Bikini Bottom. Voices include Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass.

New Student Starfish; Clams

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 08:00 AM NIK SpongeBob has a change of heart about Patrick attending Mrs. Puff's Boating School, after the starfish gets them both in trouble by goofing off. Later, Mr. Krabs celebrates earning his one millionth dollar with a fishing trip.

Chocolate With Nuts; Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 07:30 AM NIK SpongeBob and Patrick become door-to-door salesmen, sweet-talking customers into buying chocolate bars. Later, the two buddies join a league of superheroes after Barnacle Boy (voice of Tim Conway) quits being Mermaid Man's sidekick to follow a life of crime. Other voices include...The Dirty Bubble: Charles Nelson Reilly. Mermaid Man: Ernest Borgnine. ManRay: John Rhys-Davies.

Have You Seen This Snail?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 07:00 AM NIK SpongeBob neglects to feed Gary because he's too wrapped up in completing a paddleball challenge. In fact, SpongeBob is so distracted that it takes him more than a week to notice a tired, hungry and sad Gary has run away to the city, where a grandmotherly woman (voice of Amy Poehler) offers the stray snail shelter, deviled eggs and fresh-baked cookies.

As Seen on TV; Can You Spare a Dime

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 05:30 PM NIK Fame goes to SpongeBob's head after making a brief appearance on TV; an out-of-work Squidward begins to mooch off of his pals.

Penny Foolish; Nautical Novice

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 05:00 PM NIK Mr. Krab obsesses over obtaining a penny that SpongeBob found on the street; SpongeBob hopes to impress his boating teacher with his mastery of nautical history, which he tries to memorize in one night.

The Splinter; Slide Whistle Stooges

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 04:30 PM NIK SpongeBob tries to remove a splinter before Mr. Krabs finds out about it and sends him home early from work; SpongeBob and Patrick play with slide whistles, and Squidward objects at first, but then joins in on the fun.

Grandpappy the Pirate; Cephalopod Lodge

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 04:00 PM NIK Mr. Krabs' pirate grandfather arrives for a visit, and Mr. Krabs tries to convince him that he and his employees are pirates, too; SpongeBob wants to join Squidward's secret society, despite not meeting the qualifications.

Jellyfish Hunter; The Fry Cook Games

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 12:30 PM NIK SpongeBob naively helps Mr. Krabs enslave the entire jellyfish population, with the exception of Ol' Buzzy. Later, he competes against his best friend, Patrick, in the “Fry Cook Games.”

Porous Pockets; Choir Boys

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 12:00 PM NIK SpongeBob acquires sudden wealth, as well as new friends who want to help him spend his money, leaving him less time for Patrick; Squidward tries to avoid SpongeBob so he can get to his men's chorus audition on time.

The Nasty Patty; The Idiot Box

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 11:30 AM NIK Mr. Krabs panics over a health inspection; SpongeBob finds a big-screen TV's cardboard box more captivating than the TV itself.

Roller Cowards; Bucket Sweet Bucket

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 11:00 AM NIK SpongeBob and Patrick want to ride a new roller coaster, but they get scared as they wait their turn. Then, Plankton tricks SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward into fixing up the Chum Bucket.

Tentacle Vision; I Heart Dancing

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 09:30 AM NIK Squidward gets a public-access TV show, and his friends are eager to join him on the air; Squidward attempts to sabotage SpongeBob's dance audition.

Banned in Bikini Bottom; Stanley S. Squarepants

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 09:00 AM NIK Krabby Patties are banned from Bikini Bottom after SpongeBob's musical tribute annoys Miss Priss; SpongeBob's klutzy cousin Stanley visits and causes chaos.

Wet Painters; Krusty Crab Training Video

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 05:30 PM NIK Mr. Krabs puts SpongeBob and Patrick to work painting his living room with a strict warning not to make a mess. Later, a training video for employees of the Krusty Krab includes instructions for how to make a Krabby Patty.

Goo Goo Gas; Le Big Switch

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 05:00 PM NIK Plankton develops a gas that turns Krusty Krab patrons into babies; SpongeBob trades places with a French chef.

The Lost Mattress; Krabs vs. Plankton

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 04:30 PM NIK SpongeBob buys Mr. Krabs a new mattress and tosses his old one...without realizing that it's stuffed with money; SpongeBob offers legal counsel to Mr. Krabs, who's being sued by Plankton for everything he's got, including the secret formula to the Krabby Patty.

The Pink Purloiner; Squid Wood

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 04:00 PM NIK SpongeBob's net is missing and he suspects Patrick took it; SpongeBob makes a wooden Squidward to hang out with, and everyone prefers the fake version to the real thing.

No Weenies Allowed; Squilliam Returns

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 12:30 PM NIK SpongeBob's lightweight appearance prevents him from entering the toughest club in Bikini Bottom; and Squidward brags to a former school rival that he owns a five-star restaurant. Voices include...Squilliam: Dee Bradley Baker. Reg: Tom Wilson. Doctor Fish: Carlos Alazraqui. Tom: Mr. Lawrence.

Growth Spout; Stuck in the Wringer

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 12:00 PM NIK Mr. Krabs takes a thrifty approach to feeding Pearl's growing appetite: He takes food from his friends' homes; SpongeBob gets stuck in a wringer, but he doesn't let that stop him from his daily activities.

Truth or Square

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 09:00 AM NIK The gang share flashbacks while they're trapped inside a freezer on Krusty Krab's special anniversary. Meanwhile, Patchy the Pirate tries to get SpongeBob and celebrity guests to appear on his TV special. Guest stars include Robin Williams, Pink, Will Ferrell and LeBron James. Narrated by Ricky Gervais.