TV Guide: South Park

Raisins

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:00 PM MTV When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out.

Preschool

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 12:30 AM WGNAME Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Stan and Kyle fear that a secret may get out when an old adversary turns up in town.

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 12:00 AM WGNAME Hollywood pooh-bahs in town for a film festival try to sign Mr. Hankey to a movie deal after their upscale cuisine disrupts the sewage system and nearly destroys him. Meanwhile, locals are up in arms over the movie-industry event.

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 08:30 PM MTV The boys look forward to the newest Terrance and Phillip movie.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:30 AM WGNAME South Park is invaded by a giant shopping center that threatens the quiet little town.

Summer Sucks

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:00 AM WGNAME The mayor devises a plan to make the town's Fourth of July celebration memorable, despite a ban on fireworks; and Mr. Hat vanishes, causing Mr. Garrison to visit a therapist (voice of Jonathan Katz).

How to Eat with Your Butt

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 08:30 PM MTV As a prank, Cartman somehow gets Kenny's picture pasted on milk cartons as a missing child, which soon backfires on him.

The Simpsons Already Did It

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 08:00 PM MTV Cartman and the gang fear that they may have accidentally caused a death.

Douche and Turd

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 12:30 AM WGNAME The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.

City on the Edge of Forever

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 12:00 AM WGNAME The boys put twists on events such as the attempted assassination of a talk-show host and a fight with Death as their bus hangs off a cliff. Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree finds fame when she goes to look for help.

South Park

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 10:00 PM COMEDY

Dances With Smurfs

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 09:00 PM COMEDY Cartman is selected to read the morning announcements at school, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.

Tsst

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:30 PM MTV Cartman's mom employs the Dog Whisperer to help curb her son's behavioral problems.

It's Christmas in Canada

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:00 PM MTV Ike's Canadian birth parents come back to claim him, prompting the residents of South Park to collect money to get him back.

Goobacks

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 12:30 AM WGNAME South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future.

Jakovasaurs

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 12:30 AM COMEDY The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 12:00 AM WGNAME Jimbo and Ned launch a TV hunting show, which goes head-to-head with "Jesus and Pals," the popular cable-access series.

Major Boobage

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 10:30 PM COMEDY Suspicions by friends and family of Kenny's drug use play out in an homage to the 1981 animated fantasy "Heavy Metal."

Fun with Veal

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 10:00 PM COMEDY After learning how veal is made, the boys try to save some calves from the slaughterhouse.

Cat Orgy

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 09:30 PM COMEDY Shelly baby-sits Cartman.

Chicken Lover

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 09:00 PM COMEDY Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help...because he's resigned.

Free Willzyx

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 08:30 PM MTV Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.

Marjorine

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 08:00 PM MTV The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

You Got F. in the A

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:30 AM WGNAME Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County.

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:00 AM WGNAME Kyle's terrified after an injury sustained during a dodgeball game sends him to the nurse---a conjoined twin with an unusual medical condition. Meanwhile, Pip leads the dodgeball team to the world championships in China.

Kenny Dies

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 08:30 PM MTV Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research.

Stanley's Cup

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 08:00 PM MTV Stan takes over as a peewee hockey coach, despite a painful memory from his playing days.