TV Guide: South Park

Listing: Raisins

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:00 PM MTV When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out.

Listing: How to Eat with Your Butt

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 08:30 PM MTV As a prank, Cartman somehow gets Kenny's picture pasted on milk cartons as a missing child, which soon backfires on him.

Listing: The Simpsons Already Did It

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 08:00 PM MTV Cartman and the gang fear that they may have accidentally caused a death.

Listing: Douche and Turd

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 12:30 AM WGNAME The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.

Listing: City on the Edge of Forever

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 12:00 AM WGNAME The boys put twists on events such as the attempted assassination of a talk-show host and a fight with Death as their bus hangs off a cliff. Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree finds fame when she goes to look for help.

Listing: South Park

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 10:00 PM COMEDY

Listing: Tsst

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:30 PM MTV Cartman's mom employs the Dog Whisperer to help curb her son's behavioral problems.

Listing: It's Christmas in Canada

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:00 PM MTV Ike's Canadian birth parents come back to claim him, prompting the residents of South Park to collect money to get him back.

Listing: Jakovasaurs

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 12:30 AM COMEDY The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond.

Listing: Goobacks

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 12:30 AM WGNAME South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future.

Listing: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 12:00 AM WGNAME Jimbo and Ned launch a TV hunting show, which goes head-to-head with "Jesus and Pals," the popular cable-access series.

Listing: Major Boobage

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 10:30 PM COMEDY Suspicions by friends and family of Kenny's drug use play out in an homage to the 1981 animated fantasy "Heavy Metal."

Listing: Fun with Veal

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 10:00 PM COMEDY After learning how veal is made, the boys try to save some calves from the slaughterhouse.

Listing: Cat Orgy

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 09:30 PM COMEDY Shelly baby-sits Cartman.

Listing: Chicken Lover

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 09:00 PM COMEDY Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help...because he's resigned.

Listing: Free Willzyx

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 08:30 PM MTV Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.

Listing: Marjorine

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 08:00 PM MTV The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

Listing: You Got F. in the A

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:30 AM WGNAME Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County.

Listing: Conjoined Fetus Lady

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:00 AM WGNAME Kyle's terrified after an injury sustained during a dodgeball game sends him to the nurse---a conjoined twin with an unusual medical condition. Meanwhile, Pip leads the dodgeball team to the world championships in China.

Listing: Kenny Dies

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 08:30 PM MTV Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research.

Listing: Stanley's Cup

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 08:00 PM MTV Stan takes over as a peewee hockey coach, despite a painful memory from his playing days.

Listing: Butt Out

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:30 AM WGNAME The guys rebel after an anti-smoking campaign begins at their school.

Listing: Mecha Streisand

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 AM WGNAME The future of the world is at stake after the boys unearth a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster.

Listing: Dances With Smurfs

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 11:00 PM COMEDY Cartman is selected to read the morning announcements at school, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.

Listing: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 07:30 PM MTV The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger.

Listing: Quest for Ratings

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 07:00 PM MTV Cartman becomes a network honcho when he and the boys launch a morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station.

Video: Dances With Smurfs

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

Video: Dances With Smurfs

South Park Studios — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

Video: The F Word

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious MotorcycleRiders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

Video: Whale Whores

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world s whales and dolphins.

Video: W.T.F.

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Butter's Bottom Bitch" - Butters

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Butter's Bottom Bitch" - Kyle and Butters

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Dead Celebrities

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Dead Celebrities" - Ike

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Dead Celebrities" - Ike, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Dead Celebrities

South Park Studios — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

Video: Pinewood Derby

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 09 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

Video: Fatbeard

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Fatbeard" - Ike, Butters and Cartman

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Fatbeard

South Park Studios — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

Video: Fishsticks

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.

Video: The Coon