TV Guide: South Park

Listing: Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 07:30 PM MTV The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up.

Listing: Helen Keller! The Musical

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 08:30 PM MTV The boys work on a Thanksgiving pageant about Helen Keller and decide to use a turkey instead of a dog.

Listing: Cow Days

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 08:00 PM MTV During South Park's annual rodeo, the boys compete in a bull-riding contest. Meanwhile, the cows find religion.

Listing: Tom's Rhinoplasty

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 08:30 PM MTV Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence to have a nose job and is replaced by Miss Ellen, a substitute who threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship. Guest voice: Natasha Henstridge.

Listing: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 08:00 PM MTV Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough.

Listing: Follow That Egg!

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 04:30 AM WGNAME Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.

Listing: Spontaneous Combustion

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 04:00 AM WGNAME Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate.

Listing: Freak Strike

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 08:30 PM MTV The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors.

Listing: Fat Camp

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 08:00 PM MTV Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, “Krazy Kenny.” Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution.

Listing: Rainforest Schmainforest

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 12:00 AM WGNAME The boys accompany a teacher (voice of Jennifer Aniston) and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography.

Listing: Le Petit Tourette

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:30 PM COMEDY Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome in order to say whatever he wants.

Listing: Butters' Bottom B.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:00 PM COMEDY Butters hopes his first kiss will put an end to his friends' ridicule.

Listing: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:30 PM MTV Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him.

Listing: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:00 PM MTV When his pup explores his sexuality, Stan gets so upset that he inadvertently threatens to blow the school's homecoming-game victory. Voices include Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Listing: Cartman's Mom Is Still.....

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 12:30 AM COMEDY Chef and the boys rush to the hospital to check on Mephesto, who's gunned down just as he's set to reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople search for the gunman and battle a snowstorm.

Listing: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 12:30 AM WGNAME The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.

Listing: Cartman's Mom....

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 12:00 AM COMEDY When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems.

Listing: Prehistoric Ice Man

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 12:00 AM WGNAME The boys unearth a prehistoric man frozen in ice, but the discovery jeopardizes Stan and Kyle's friendship when they argue over what to name him.

Listing: The Return of Chef

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:30 PM COMEDY Chef Jerome McElroy returns, though the kids notice he's not quite the same.

Listing: Marjorine

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:00 PM COMEDY The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

Listing: Krazy Kripples

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 09:30 PM COMEDY The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.

Listing: Here Comes the Neighborhood

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 09:00 PM COMEDY Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman have a run-in with Token, the town's only rich kid. In retaliation, Token encourages other wealthy people to move into the neighborhood.

Listing: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 08:30 PM MTV Stan, Kyle and Kenny gravitate toward a new planetarium; and Cartman auditions to be the star of "Les Miserables."

Listing: My Future Self n' Me

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 08:00 PM MTV Stan is forced to look at his life 30 years in the future; Cartman tries to launch a new business.

Listing: The Death of Eric Cartman

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 12:30 AM WGNAME Butters believes he can talk to the dead.

Listing: Gnomes

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 12:00 AM WGNAME The boys work on a project with a high-strung kid whose parents' coffee shop faces strong competition from a conglomerate that hopes to set up in South Park.

Listing: Spookyfish

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 08:30 PM MTV Stan fears his pet fish may be involved with a rash of unsolved murders that occur on Halloween. Meanwhile, Cartman starts killing people---with kindness, even going so far as to appreciate Wendy's liberal views.

Listing: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 08:00 PM MTV Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother. Chef: Isaac Hayes. Other voices include creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Video: Pee

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The boys? fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.

Video: Dances With Smurfs

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

Video: The F Word

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious MotorcycleRiders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

Video: Whale Whores

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world s whales and dolphins.

Video: Whale Whores

South Park Studios — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

Video: W.T.F.

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

Video: W.T.F.

South Park Studios — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Butter's Bottom Bitch" - Butters

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Butter's Bottom Bitch" - Kyle and Butters

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Dead Celebrities

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Dead Celebrities" - Ike, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Dead Celebrities" - Ike

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Dead Celebrities

South Park Studios — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

Video: Pinewood Derby

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 09 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

Video: Fatbeard

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

Photo: South Park - Season 13 - "Fatbeard" - Ike, Butters and Cartman

courtesy Comedy Central — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Fatbeard

South Park Studios — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

Video: Fishsticks

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.

Video: The Coon

South Park Studios — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

"The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

Video: Pinewood Derby

South Park Studios — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

Video: Fishsticks

South Park Studios — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.

Video: Eat, Pray, Queef

South Park Studios — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.