TV Guide: Seinfeld

Listing: The Handicap Spot

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 06:30 PM TBS There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space. Frank: John Randolph. Drake: Rick Overton. Salesman: Richard Portnow. Volunteer Woman: Nancy Lenehan.

Listing: The Soul Mate

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 06:00 PM TBS Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play. Pam: Kim Myers. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Listing: The Postponement

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 12:30 AM TBS Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears. Bruce Mahler. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Listing: The Foundation

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 06:00 PM TBS Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Dolores: Susan Walters. Peterman: John O'Hurley. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Listing: The Engagement

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 12:30 AM TBS Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake. Comedian Mario Joyner has a cameo. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Melanie: Athena Massey. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Diplomats' Club

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 12:00 AM TBS A booking agent (Debra Jo Rupp) is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again. Morgan: Tom Wright. Karl: Ellis E. Williams. Lenore: Kim Zimmer. Pitt: Ian Abercrombie. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Listing: The Invitations

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 06:00 PM TBS Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party. Jeannie: Janeane Garofalo. Teller: John Riggi. Bank Manager: Stephen Root. Clerk: Sue Goodman. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Wait Out

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 06:00 PM TBS Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans. David: Cary Elwes. Beth: Debra Messing. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. Cop: Allan Havey. Susan: Heidi Swedberg.

Listing: The Visa

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 06:00 PM TBS A lawyer (Maggie Han) George dates could help Jerry's pal, who's facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramer's trip to Florida. Babu's Brother: John Hamelin. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Pick

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 06:30 PM TBS Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles a beef with a designer (Nicholas Hormann); Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend (Jennifer Campbell); George pleads to make up with Susan.

Listing: The Fusilli Jerry

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:00 PM TBS Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job. Mrs. Costanza: Estelle Harris. Danny: Patrick Warburton. Nancy: Marla Sucharetza.

Listing: The Yada Yada

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 03:30 PM TBS George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose. Beth: Debra Messing. Tim: Bryan Cranston. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Soup Nazi

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 03:00 PM TBS Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Newman: Wayne Knight. Bania: Steve Hytner. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Listing: The Pledge Drive

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 02:30 PM TBS Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser. Nana: Billye Ree Wallace. Noreen: Kelly Coffield. Dan: Brian Reddy. Kristin: Rebecca Staab.

Listing: The Hamptons

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 02:00 PM TBS In the Hamptons, George's date (Melora Walters) sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he? Rachel: Melanie Smith. Carol: Lisa Mende. Michael: Steven Prutting. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Implant

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:30 PM TBS Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman (Teri Hatcher) he's seeing; then Elaine changes her mind. Megan Mullally. Rushdie: Tony Amendola. Timmy: Kieran Mulroney.

Listing: The Outing

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:00 PM TBS Elaine's prank leads a reporter (Paula Marshall) to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple. Alison: Kari Coleman. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Helen: Liz Sheridan. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Contest

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:30 PM TBS George's mom (Estelle Harris) lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man. Marla: Jane Leeves. Joyce: Ilana Levine. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Alternate Side

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:00 PM TBS Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend. Sid: Jay Brooks. Lydia: Janet Zarish. Owen: Edward Penn. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Listing: The Virgin

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:30 AM TBS Jerry courts a woman (Jane Leeves) with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man (Ping Wu) disagrees with Elaine. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Doodle

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 06:00 PM TBS Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds. Shelly: Dana Wheeler-Nicholson. Paula: Christa Miller. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin.

Listing: The Cheever Letters

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 12:30 AM TBS Elaine's assistant (Lisa Malkiewicz) has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars. Warren Frost, Grace Zabriskie, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Listing: The Bubble Boy

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 12:00 AM TBS A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving. Naomi: Jessica Lundy. Father: Brian Doyle-Murray. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Donald: John Hayman. Waitress: O-Lan Jones.

Listing: The Jimmy

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 06:00 PM TBS A gym member (Anthony Starke) teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist (Bryan Cranston) of hanky-panky. Cheryl: Alison Armitage. Deensfrei: Robert Katims. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Doorman

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 06:00 PM TBS Jerry runs afoul of a doorman (Larry Miller); Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor. Sid: Patrick Cronin. Mrs. Payton: Gwen Van Dam. Frank: Jerry Stiller.

Listing: The Beard

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 06:00 PM TBS A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose Place." Robert: Robert Mailhouse. Denise: Joan Elizabeth. Homeless Man: Jonathan Gries.

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TV Guide — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:56:00 -0500

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Video: The Apology

TBS — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) George is obsessed with getting an apology from an acquaintance now working on step nine of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Video: The Frogger

TBS — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) George discovers he still has the high score on an old Frogger video game.

Video: The Dealership

TBS — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) Jerry ends up bargaining with Puddy and Elaine to get them back together so he can get a better deal on his car.

Video: The Betrayal

TBS — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) Jerry, George and Elaine return from their trip to India that they don't want to talk about.

Video: The Wizard

TBS — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) Jerry buys his father an electronic organizer, and Kramer retires to Florida.

Video: The Trip (Part 1)

TBS — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry asks George to join him on a trip to California, and Kramer is falsely accused as the "Smog Strangler."

Video: The Trip (Part 2)

TBS — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) Hearing that Kramer is being sought as the Smog Strangler, Jerry and George decide to locate their friend and vindicate him in the killings.

Video: The Maid

TBS — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) Jerry starts to date his maid, while George tries everything he can to get the nickname "T-Bone".

Video: The Burning

TBS — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) Jerry dates a girl with a tractor story, while George decides to leave on a high note.

Video: We both realized that we're kids...we're not men.

TBS — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry is set straight after Kramer explains how marriage and prison are the same thing.

Video: May I ask why?

TBS — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500

If George's parents can't scare a girl out of marrying George, then nothing can.

Video: She can bring home the bacon and fry it in a pan.

TBS — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Kramer has fallen in love with Jerry's girlfriend, but the more he talks...the more Jerry likes her.

Video: Or don't you, Jokeboy!

TBS — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry is desperate for help in getting his beloved Pam back so he seeks Newman's advice.

Video: That's the line that destroyed my life.

TBS — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

George blames Jerry for ruining his bachelor's paradise and for taking away his block of cheese.

Video: Kramer, you're fighting children?

TBS — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Kramer takes a Karate class with children and begs the carpooling mother to stop and get ice cream.

Video: I never liked her from the get go.

TBS — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry ends his friendship with Kramer, because Kramer doesn't like the girl that he's dating.

Video: I make more money than you do.

TBS — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Susan laughs in George's face when he asks her to sign a prenuptial agreement.

Video: She cried and you caved?

TBS — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry and George discuss the complications of breaking up with a girl who's crying.

Video: No joy...no joy whatsoever.

TBS — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Elaine seeks advice from a Rabbi, but the Rabbi gives her analogies that she doesn't understand.

Video: What have you got...one of those cafe lattes in your shirt?

TBS — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry can't take Kramer anywhere, especially to the movies.

Video: Kramer, you've had this thing under control for almost three years.

TBS — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Kramer has a hard time with his gambling addiction when George wants to make a stupid bet.