TV Guide: Seinfeld

Listing: The Opposite

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 05:30 PM TBS George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee." Victoria: Dedee Pfeiffer. Victoria's Uncle: Paul Gleason. Lippman: Richard Fancy. Jake: Marty Rackham.

Listing: The Hamptons

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 06:00 PM TBS In the Hamptons, George's date (Melora Walters) sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he? Rachel: Melanie Smith. Carol: Lisa Mende. Michael: Steven Prutting. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Kiss Hello

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 06:00 PM TBS A physical therapist (Wendie Malick) bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Receptionist: Carol Leifer. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Listing: The Stand-in

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 12:30 AM TBS George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Pie

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 12:00 AM TBS A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch. Audrey: Suzanne Snyder. Saleslady: Christine Dunford. Suit Opponent: Mark Beltzman.

Listing: The Scofflaw

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 06:00 PM TBS George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw. Gary: Jon Lovitz. Officer: Daniel Benzali. Jake: Marty Rackham. Debby: Barbara Alyn Woods.

Listing: The Race

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 06:00 PM TBS Jerry dates a woman whose boss (Don R. McManus) has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer. Mickey: Danny Woodburn.

Listing: The Label Maker

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 06:00 PM TBS George objects to his girlfriend's roommate (Cleto Augusto); Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change. Bonnie: Jessica Tuck. Tim: Bryan Cranston. Ukranian Man: Wayne Grace. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Dinner Party

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 05:30 PM TBS A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat. Barbara: Suzy Soto. Counterwoman: Kathryn Kates. Liquor-Store Clerk: Frank Novak.

Listing: The Marine Biologist

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:45:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 12:45 AM TBS A writer (George Murdoch) beans a woman (Carol Kane) with Elaine's electronic organizer; George lies to impress a woman (Rosalind Allen). Lippman: Richard Fancy. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Listing: The Stall

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:15:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 12:15 AM TBS George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend (Dan Cortese); Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend (Jami Gertz) is his phone-sex mate. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander.

Listing: The Switch

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 06:00 PM TBS George suspects that his girlfriend (Charlotte Lewis) is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman (Jann Karan) who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket. Babs: Sheree North. Landis: Gail Strickland.

Listing: The Conversion

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 12:30 AM TBS George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun (Molly Hagan). Doctor: Tom Verica. Sasha: Jana Marie Hupp. Priest: Kay E. Kuter. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Listing: The Cigar Store Indian

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 12:00 AM TBS Reading TV GUIDE nets Elaine an admirer (Sam Lloyd), but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend (Kimberly Norris).

Listing: The Secretary

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 06:00 PM TBS Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Willie: Joseph Sicari. Donna: Mitzi McCall. Saleswoman: Arminae Azarian.

Listing: The Masseuse

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 12:30 AM TBS Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend (Anthony Cistaro) shares a moniker with a mass murderer. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Listing: The Nonfat Yogurt

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 12:00 AM TBS Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race. Peter Keleghan. Newman: Wayne Knight. George: Jason Alexander. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Kramer: Michael Richards.

Listing: The Soup

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 06:00 PM TBS Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic (Stephen Hytner); Elaine has a beau who's no gentleman; George's way with words ends his relationship with a waitress (Tracy Kolis).

Listing: The Mom and Pop Store

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 06:00 PM TBS George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss (Ian Abercrombie) into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Tim: Bryan Cranston. Mom: Elsa Raven.

Listing: The Gymnast

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 06:00 PM TBS His girl's mom (Lois Nettleton) sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast (Elina Lowensohn); 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie). Misha: Maurice Godin.

Video: The Voice

TBS — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) George's employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isn't really handicapped.

Video: The Merv Griffin Show

TBS — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) Kramer finds the set of The Merv Griffin Show, and Jerry hits the toy jackpot with a girl he's dating.

Video: It makes him lankier.

TBS — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500

George has to keep up the lie of having an uncontrollable twitch when a friend comes to visit.

Video: Guess again, Tubby.

TBS — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Kramer points out that Jerry and Elaine are gaining weight, and they blame it on the non-fat yogurt.

Video: The Andrea Doria

TBS — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) George loses an apartment to an elderly tenant who's given preferential treatment because he survived the shipwreck of the Andrea Doria.

Video: The Little Jerry

TBS — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) George starts to date a prison inmate, while Kramer and Jerry train a rooster for cockfighting.

Video: The Abstinence

TBS — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) When George forgos sex, he discovers that his intellect is on the rise.

Video: The Butter ShaveThe Butter Shave

TBS — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG) Jerry decides to throw his act in order to sabotage another comedian, and George fakes a handicap for a job.

Video: She oozes substance.

TBS — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500

George enters "no man's land" when he undergoes a "walk back in" to ask a girl out.

Video: I don't want to be a cowboy.

TBS — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Kramer steals all of Jerry's shoes except for cowboy boots, but Jerry doesn't want to be a cowboy.

Video: Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G and an I.

TBS — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry ruins George's newly purchased car by proving that the car wasn't owned by Jon Voight

Video: I want to be a pirate.

TBS — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Kramer sports an eye patch that makes him look like a pirate, which is just what he wants to be.

Video: So, that's your poker face?

TBS — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry sees through George's poker face, so he hounds him until George gives up what he's holding.

Video: You don't throw trash on the streets of my town!

TBS — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

New York City is Kramer's town, and nobody litters in Kramer's town.

Video: You're being bamboozled.

TBS — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Kramer tries to spread commie propaganda via Santa Claus, but a kid quickly picks up on it.

Video: Not bad? It's gorgeous!

TBS — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

George actually comes up with a brilliant plan, too bad it affects Jerry's life and not his own.

Video: Finally, this is an ideology I can embrace.

TBS — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

George has found his calling when he reads a want ad in a communist paper describing him to a tee.

Video: Well, you really went bald there didn't you?

TBS — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry and George act like they haven't seen each other since school to fool an enemy of Jerry's.

Video: If he can regift, why can't you degift?

TBS — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Jerry wants tickets back that he had given away, so he prepares for a degift to a guy who regifts.

Video: He's a regifter.

TBS — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Elaine realizes that a gift she gave a friend has been recycled and given to Jerry.

Video: I don't want to be Switzerland.

TBS — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Kramer goes to incredible links to make sure his and Newman's Risk game is safe.