TV Guide: Sarah Silverman Program

Listing: Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 03:00 AM COMEDY Sarah is shocked to learn she's pregnant, and the revelation might be too much for her to handle.

Listing: Maid to Border

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 02:30 AM COMEDY After Sarah fires her maid, her life spirals out of control. Desperate to return to her ordered past, Sarah treks to Mexico to make amends with her former housekeeper.

Video: Vow Wow

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah mocks the institution of marriage by announcing that she and her dog, Doug, are engaged. When Doug saves Sarah's life, she ceases to view the "engagement" as sarcastic. Brian and Steve discover an old pickle jar that Steve farted in 10 years ago.

Video: Kangamangus

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah strives to leave a legacy by creating a popular slang word: "Ozay." While she struggles to get others interested, Brian effortlessly succeeds in the same pursuit with his word, "Dot-nose."

Video: I Thought My Dad Was Dead, but It Turns Out He's Not

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. When she and her father reconnect, they form a soft rock cover band. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD and commits to watching it enough times to make his purchase more economical.

Video: Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she is 9-months pregnant, assuming she's just been bloated. When she finally comprehends her situation, she realizes she may be in over her head. Steve throws his back out on the toilet, and Brian goes to save him. In doing so, he ends up in a similar predicament.

Video: There's No Place Like Homeless

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah loses her keys, so has no choice but to become homeless. She meets an old friend who shows her the beauty of homelessness, causing Sarah to never want to go home again. Brian professes his loyalty to the dark lord by getting a Satan tattoo and Steve's faith is called into question when four terrible things happen to his penis at the same time.

Video: Pee

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah becomes an adult bed-wetter. Brian is very attached to his long beard, despite the fact that Steve hates it. Their relationship is tested when Brian slips on an escalator and gets the beard irreversibly stuck in the machinery.

Video: Patriot Tact

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street and runs him over with her car. After discovering it wasn't the infamous terrorist, Sarah is ridiculed by the public and sets out to make sure that no one forgets the horrors of 9/11. Steve misunderstands the term "full release" and causes a catastrophe at a local massage parlor.

Video: Making New Friends

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah thinks she's psychic but quickly discovers her friends are just really predictable and boring. Her answer is to abandon her friends and trade them in for new ones. Steve's pot-tits are out of control, but he doesn't fully realize the seriousness until he slams them in a window.

Video: The Mongolian Beef

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

Video: High, It's Sarah

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah gets high for the first time and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously and to act on them. Some of these thoughts prove to be good ideas but others don t. Jay inadvertently lets the world know that he had a nocturnal emission as a result of a dream about a local news correspondent.

Video: Muffin' Man