TV Guide: Roseanne

Scenes from a Barbecue

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 07:30 AM TVLAND Shelley Winters plays Roseanne's daffy but lovable Grandma Mary, whose Mother's Day visit has everyone wishing she'd stay forever. Anne-Marie: Adilah Barnes. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Crystal: Natalie West.

Dances With Darlene

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 07:00 AM TVLAND The family fusses over Darlene when she's invited to her first dance, but she'd rather be noticed for her softball skills. Leon: Martin Mull. Linda: Amy Aquino. Jerry: Michael DesBarres. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman.

Second Time Around

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 01:30 AM TVLAND Dan revises his will after his life flashes before him during an accident at a portable construction-site toilet. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Crystal: Natalie West. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Trouble with the Rubbles

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 01:00 AM TVLAND D.J. hits it off with new neighbor kid Todd (Troy Davidson), but Roseanne sees Todd's mom (Meagen Fay) as an overprotective snob. Jerry: Danton Stone. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Roseanne: Roseanne Barr.

Her Boyfriend's Back

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 12:30 AM TVLAND Mark and Becky (Glenn Quinn, Lecy Goranson) take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin; Becky becomes a discipline problem at home. John Goodman, Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Vegas Interruptus

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 12:00 AM TVLAND Roseanne could risk her job by going on a Las Vegas getaway to see Wayne Newton; Jackie polices Becky's party. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman.

Community Theatre

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 07:30 AM TVLAND Domestic duties keep Roseanne from helping Jackie memorize her lines for a community-theater production. Cyrano/Phil: Jack Blessing. Christian/Al: Robert Clohessy. Lou: John David Conti. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Valentine's Day

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 07:00 AM TVLAND Valentine's Day has Dan shopping for full-figure lingerie, and Darlene getting unwanted help in snaring a new boyfriend (Tristan Tait). Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Jennifer: Gracie Harrison. Amy: Judy Gold. Jeff: Tobey Maguire.

Home-Ec

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 06:30 AM TVLAND Darlene is embarrassed when her mom leads a field trip to the supermarket on career day at school. Meryl: Yunoka Doyle. Tanya: Jenny Beck. Jack: Vic Polizos. Mrs. Hamilton: Marilyn Rockafellow.

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 06:00 AM TVLAND In a feud with Roseanne, Becky mouths off one too many times, then runs away to Jackie's. Jonathan: Timothy Carhart. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

We Gather Together

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:00 AM TVLAND On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to Mom (Estelle Parsons), and Dan's dad (Ned Beatty) butters up Crystal (Natalie West). Al: John Randolph. Audrey: Ann Wedgeworth. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

The Last Thursday in November

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 11:00 PM TVLAND Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J.'s Thanksgiving pageant includes a “Pulp Fiction” twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

Thanksgiving 1994

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:30 PM TVLAND Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conners' when Roseanne gets alarming news from the medical clinic, and when Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) arrives with a new husband. Joe: Frank Smith. Protester: David Wells. Nurse: Joyce Guy. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

Thanksgiving 1993

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:00 PM TVLAND Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark fighting, and Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) revealing Bev's secret about her marriage. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Fred: Michael O'Keefe.

Thanksgiving 1991

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 09:30 PM TVLAND Thanksgiving brings four generations together in time to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev. Mary: Shelley Winters. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Rosanne Arnold.