TV Guide: Roseanne

The Wedding

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 09:30 AM OXYGN Darlene's wedding day proves an occasion for Dan to have an urgent heart-to-heart with his daughter. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Dan: John Goodman. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

Ballroom Blitz

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 09:00 AM OXYGN Bev's passionate ballroom-dance instructor (Tony Curtis) makes a play for the newly divorced Jackie on the dance floor. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Agnes: Amzie Strickland. Carol: Kathryn Joosten. David: Johnny Galecki.

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 08:30 AM OXYGN Roseanne's "opinionated, blue-collar outlook" lands her a gig as a commentator on a TV talk show. Cindy: Challen Cates. Joe: Jeffrey Nordling. Don: Jerry Dunphy. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 08:00 AM OXYGN Darlene drops a proposal---and a surprise announcement---on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day. David: Johnny Galecki. Roseanne: Roseanne. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:30 AM NIK A boisterous baby shower and the return of Lecy Goranson as Becky cap an episode in which the Conners ready for another child. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Sherwood Schwartz

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:00 AM NIK Dan builds a boat for a future adventure, while David plans a trip to Europe. Dan/Skipper: John Goodman. Leon/Mr. Howell: Martin Mull. Bev/Mrs. Howell: Estelle Parsons. Jackie/Gilligan: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene/Maryanne: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne/Ginger: Roseanne.

Couch Potatoes

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 04:30 AM NIK Now that the Conners are a Nielsen TV family, Roseanne decrees that their viewing habits must change to influence American culture. Mr. Burtis: Michael Mantell. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

The Birds and Frozen Bees

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 04:00 AM NIK There's a possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene---who must act fast or lose him. David: Johnny Galecki. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Leon: Martin Mull. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 01:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne and Dan plan a real honeymoon; Becky (Lecy Goranson) refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route to be more than she can handle. Attleroy: Gary Bayer. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Canoga Time

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 01:00 AM TVLAND Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to the PTA rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Booker: George Clooney. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Into That Good Night

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 12:00 AM TVLAND Family and friends gather for a homecoming party for Darlene and David's new baby. Part 1 of two. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman.

The Blaming of the Shrew

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:30 AM NIK D.J. allows a vixen to boss him around. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred see a therapist to fix their marriage. Ellen DeGeneres, Ashley Johnson. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Fred: Michael O'Keefe.

Happy Trailers

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:00 AM NIK Becky and Mark's basic instincts are to make it on their own, in a trailer park---where a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone) puts out the welcome mat. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Bob: John McConnell. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

Husbands and Wives

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 04:30 AM NIK Just when Fred seems ready to return to Jackie, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Single Married Female

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 04:00 AM NIK Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret about Jackie. Pete: Joel Polis. Stacy: Traci Lords. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. David: Johnny Galecki. Bob: John McConnell.

Lost Youth

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 03:30 AM NIK Jealousies mount between David and Mark over Stacy (Traci Lords); and Jackie and Fred's lovemaking needs a shot in the arm. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Snoop Davey Dave

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 03:00 AM NIK A jilted David tattles to Roseanne about Darlene's drug use, and Roseanne forbids her to return to school. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Two for One

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 02:30 AM NIK Dan's a wreck over Roseanne's pregnancy; and David's a wreck pretending he accepts Darlene seeing another guy. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Nine Is Enough

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 02:00 AM NIK Crowded conditions in the Conner house have Dan itching to give Becky and Mark the boot, but Roseanne's news could mean more crowded conditions. Roseanne: Roseanne. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman.

Arsenic and Old Mom

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 01:30 AM TVLAND Dan's mom (Debbie Reynolds) arrives in Lanford after she's released from the hospital. But now Dan thinks she's trying to kill him. Heather: Heather Matarazzo. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

The Truth Be Told

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 01:00 AM TVLAND Network execs are eager to make a movie about lottery winner Roseanne, who's appalled to learn how one wants to sanitize her life. Howard: Bob Einstein. Frank: Johnny Dark. Joyce: Ruta Lee. Bill: Michael Lee Gogin.

Roseanne-Feld

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 12:30 AM TVLAND Leon and Scott meet Bev's friend, the singing, card-playing Joyce (Ruta Lee); D.J. and Heather get passionate; Jackie accompanies Mark to a wrestling match. Black Widow: Dot Jones. Heather: Heather Matarazzo.

The Miracle

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 12:00 AM TVLAND As the fate of Darlene's baby hangs in the balance, the Conners find themselves unable to help despite their wealth. Dr. Rudman: Dann Florek. Dr. Phillips: Michael Desbarres. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

A Second Chance

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 11:30 PM TVLAND Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride, but just as they're in the process of making up, a frantic call comes in from Jackie. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Some Enchanted Merger

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 11:00 PM TVLAND Edgar and Roseanne wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout but want to continue spending time together. Edgar: James Brolin. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.