http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/100378?rss=object The latest on Roseanne TV Guide RSS Publishing Engine V 1.0 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification 1440 http://www.tvguide.com/Images/rss/tvg_rss_logo.gif http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/100378?rss=object http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sun Nov 29 07:30 AM</em> TVLAND Shelley Winters plays Roseanne's daffy but lovable Grandma Mary, whose Mother's Day visit has everyone wishing she'd stay forever. Anne-Marie: Adilah Barnes. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Crystal: Natalie West. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500 <em>Sun Nov 29 07:30 AM</em> TVLAND Shelley Winters plays Roseanne's daffy but lovable Grandma Mary, whose Mother's Day visit has everyone wishing she'd stay forever. Anne-Marie: Adilah Barnes. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Crystal: Natalie West. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sun Nov 29 07:00 AM</em> TVLAND The family fusses over Darlene when she's invited to her first dance, but she'd rather be noticed for her softball skills. Leon: Martin Mull. Linda: Amy Aquino. Jerry: Michael DesBarres. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500 <em>Sun Nov 29 07:00 AM</em> TVLAND The family fusses over Darlene when she's invited to her first dance, but she'd rather be noticed for her softball skills. Leon: Martin Mull. Linda: Amy Aquino. Jerry: Michael DesBarres. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sun Nov 29 01:30 AM</em> TVLAND Dan revises his will after his life flashes before him during an accident at a portable construction-site toilet. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Crystal: Natalie West. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500 <em>Sun Nov 29 01:30 AM</em> TVLAND Dan revises his will after his life flashes before him during an accident at a portable construction-site toilet. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Crystal: Natalie West. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sun Nov 29 01:00 AM</em> TVLAND D.J. hits it off with new neighbor kid Todd (Troy Davidson), but Roseanne sees Todd's mom (Meagen Fay) as an overprotective snob. Jerry: Danton Stone. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Roseanne: Roseanne Barr. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500 <em>Sun Nov 29 01:00 AM</em> TVLAND D.J. hits it off with new neighbor kid Todd (Troy Davidson), but Roseanne sees Todd's mom (Meagen Fay) as an overprotective snob. Jerry: Danton Stone. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Roseanne: Roseanne Barr. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sun Nov 29 12:30 AM</em> TVLAND Mark and Becky (Glenn Quinn, Lecy Goranson) take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin; Becky becomes a discipline problem at home. John Goodman, Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500 <em>Sun Nov 29 12:30 AM</em> TVLAND Mark and Becky (Glenn Quinn, Lecy Goranson) take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin; Becky becomes a discipline problem at home. John Goodman, Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sun Nov 29 12:00 AM</em> TVLAND Roseanne could risk her job by going on a Las Vegas getaway to see Wayne Newton; Jackie polices Becky's party. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500 <em>Sun Nov 29 12:00 AM</em> TVLAND Roseanne could risk her job by going on a Las Vegas getaway to see Wayne Newton; Jackie polices Becky's party. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sat Nov 28 07:30 AM</em> TVLAND Domestic duties keep Roseanne from helping Jackie memorize her lines for a community-theater production. Cyrano/Phil: Jack Blessing. Christian/Al: Robert Clohessy. Lou: John David Conti. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500 <em>Sat Nov 28 07:30 AM</em> TVLAND Domestic duties keep Roseanne from helping Jackie memorize her lines for a community-theater production. Cyrano/Phil: Jack Blessing. Christian/Al: Robert Clohessy. Lou: John David Conti. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sat Nov 28 07:00 AM</em> TVLAND Valentine's Day has Dan shopping for full-figure lingerie, and Darlene getting unwanted help in snaring a new boyfriend (Tristan Tait). Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Jennifer: Gracie Harrison. Amy: Judy Gold. Jeff: Tobey Maguire. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500 <em>Sat Nov 28 07:00 AM</em> TVLAND Valentine's Day has Dan shopping for full-figure lingerie, and Darlene getting unwanted help in snaring a new boyfriend (Tristan Tait). Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Jennifer: Gracie Harrison. Amy: Judy Gold. Jeff: Tobey Maguire. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sat Nov 28 06:30 AM</em> TVLAND Darlene is embarrassed when her mom leads a field trip to the supermarket on career day at school. Meryl: Yunoka Doyle. Tanya: Jenny Beck. Jack: Vic Polizos. Mrs. Hamilton: Marilyn Rockafellow. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500 <em>Sat Nov 28 06:30 AM</em> TVLAND Darlene is embarrassed when her mom leads a field trip to the supermarket on career day at school. Meryl: Yunoka Doyle. Tanya: Jenny Beck. Jack: Vic Polizos. Mrs. Hamilton: Marilyn Rockafellow. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Sat Nov 28 06:00 AM</em> TVLAND In a feud with Roseanne, Becky mouths off one too many times, then runs away to Jackie's. Jonathan: Timothy Carhart. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500 <em>Sat Nov 28 06:00 AM</em> TVLAND In a feud with Roseanne, Becky mouths off one too many times, then runs away to Jackie's. Jonathan: Timothy Carhart. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Thu Nov 26 11:00 PM</em> TVLAND Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J.'s Thanksgiving pageant includes a “Pulp Fiction” twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500 <em>Thu Nov 26 11:00 PM</em> TVLAND Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J.'s Thanksgiving pageant includes a “Pulp Fiction” twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Thu Nov 26 10:30 PM</em> TVLAND Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conners' when Roseanne gets alarming news from the medical clinic, and when Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) arrives with a new husband. Joe: Frank Smith. Protester: David Wells. Nurse: Joyce Guy. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500 <em>Thu Nov 26 10:30 PM</em> TVLAND Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conners' when Roseanne gets alarming news from the medical clinic, and when Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) arrives with a new husband. Joe: Frank Smith. Protester: David Wells. Nurse: Joyce Guy. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Thu Nov 26 10:00 PM</em> TVLAND Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark fighting, and Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) revealing Bev's secret about her marriage. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500 <em>Thu Nov 26 10:00 PM</em> TVLAND Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark fighting, and Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) revealing Bev's secret about her marriage. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Thu Nov 26 09:30 PM</em> TVLAND Thanksgiving brings four generations together in time to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev. Mary: Shelley Winters. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Rosanne Arnold. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500 <em>Thu Nov 26 09:30 PM</em> TVLAND Thanksgiving brings four generations together in time to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev. Mary: Shelley Winters. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Rosanne Arnold. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 <em>Thu Nov 26 09:00 PM</em> TVLAND On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to Mom (Estelle Parsons), and Dan's dad (Ned Beatty) butters up Crystal (Natalie West). Al: John Randolph. Audrey: Ann Wedgeworth. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/roseanne/tv-listings/100378 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500 <em>Thu Nov 26 09:00 PM</em> TVLAND On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to Mom (Estelle Parsons), and Dan's dad (Ned Beatty) butters up Crystal (Natalie West). Al: John Randolph. Audrey: Ann Wedgeworth. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/A+Stash+from+the+Past/642104?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/A+Stash+from+the+Past/642104?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="A Stash from the Past" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>The discovery of a mysterious cache of marijuana in the Conner household sparks a smoky chain of events -- leading Roseanne and Dan to the humorous realization that their days of "rebellious youth" are over.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/A+Stash+from+the+Past/642104?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/A+Stash+from+the+Past/642104?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="A Stash from the Past" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>The discovery of a mysterious cache of marijuana in the Conner household sparks a smoky chain of events -- leading Roseanne and Dan to the humorous realization that their days of "rebellious youth" are over.</p> A Stash from the Past http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Party+Politics/642840?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Party+Politics/642840?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Party Politics" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne suspects that D.J. is "up to something" and grills Darlene for information. To her horror, she sees that the two are teaming up against her! Meanwhile, Fred manages to finagle an invitation to Jackie's housewarming party in hopes of convincing her to come back to him.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Party+Politics/642840?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Party+Politics/642840?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Party Politics" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne suspects that D.J. is "up to something" and grills Darlene for information. To her horror, she sees that the two are teaming up against her! Meanwhile, Fred manages to finagle an invitation to Jackie's housewarming party in hopes of convincing her to come back to him.</p> Party Politics http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Altar+Egos/651291?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Altar+Egos/651291?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Altar Egos" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Altar+Egos/651291?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Altar+Egos/651291?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Altar Egos" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.</p> Altar Egos http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Be+My+Baby/650654?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Be+My+Baby/650654?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Be My Baby" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne wants another baby. But to everyone's surprise, Jackie breaks the news about being in the "family way" - sending Roseanne into a swirl of activity preparing for Jackie's maternity.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Be+My+Baby/650654?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Be+My+Baby/650654?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Be My Baby" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne wants another baby. But to everyone's surprise, Jackie breaks the news about being in the "family way" - sending Roseanne into a swirl of activity preparing for Jackie's maternity.</p> Be My Baby http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Dont+Ask+Dont+Tell/651224?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Dont+Ask+Dont+Tell/651224?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Don't Ask, Don't Tell" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When Roseanne and pregnant Jackie visit a gay bar with Nancy and her friend, Sharon, Roseanne feels pretty smug and cool - until she is overwhelmed by a surprisingly affectionate admirer.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Dont+Ask+Dont+Tell/651224?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Dont+Ask+Dont+Tell/651224?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Don't Ask, Don't Tell" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When Roseanne and pregnant Jackie visit a gay bar with Nancy and her friend, Sharon, Roseanne feels pretty smug and cool - until she is overwhelmed by a surprisingly affectionate admirer.</p> Don't Ask, Don't Tell http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Labor+Day/643252?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Labor+Day/643252?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Labor Day" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>The usual symptoms - panic, pain and incredible joy - announce the imminent arrival of Jackie's child. Even though Fred is the father, Roseanne struggles to limit his participation in the process.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Labor+Day/643252?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Labor+Day/643252?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Labor Day" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>The usual symptoms - panic, pain and incredible joy - announce the imminent arrival of Jackie's child. Even though Fred is the father, Roseanne struggles to limit his participation in the process.</p> Labor Day http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Everyone+Comes+to+Jackies/651235?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Everyone+Comes+to+Jackies/651235?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Everyone Comes to Jackie's" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Darlene has been lying about her relationship with David and returns home from college to come clean and "face the music" with Roseanne and Dan. On the other end, Roseanne petitions Dan to allow David to move back into the house with them.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Everyone+Comes+to+Jackies/651235?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Everyone+Comes+to+Jackies/651235?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Everyone Comes to Jackie's" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Darlene has been lying about her relationship with David and returns home from college to come clean and "face the music" with Roseanne and Dan. On the other end, Roseanne petitions Dan to allow David to move back into the house with them.</p> Everyone Comes to Jackie's http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Dont+Make+Room+for+Daddy/650318?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Dont+Make+Room+for+Daddy/650318?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Don't Make Room for Daddy" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne finds herself in the midst of a huge family squabble when Fred decides to take Dan's advice and sue pregnant Jackie for custody of the unborn child.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Dont+Make+Room+for+Daddy/650318?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Dont+Make+Room+for+Daddy/650318?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Don't Make Room for Daddy" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne finds herself in the midst of a huge family squabble when Fred decides to take Dan's advice and sue pregnant Jackie for custody of the unborn child.</p> Don't Make Room for Daddy http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/I+Pray+the+Lord+My+Stove+to+Keep/652288?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/I+Pray+the+Lord+My+Stove+to+Keep/652288?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/I+Pray+the+Lord+My+Stove+to+Keep/652288?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/I+Pray+the+Lord+My+Stove+to+Keep/652288?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.</p> I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Body+by+Jake/651534?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Body+by+Jake/651534?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Body by Jake" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne finds out Bev didn't get injured by slipping in the shower like she told everybody. Fred plans to propose to Jackie.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Body+by+Jake/651534?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Body+by+Jake/651534?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Body by Jake" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne finds out Bev didn't get injured by slipping in the shower like she told everybody. Fred plans to propose to Jackie.</p> Body by Jake http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Past+Imperfect/651579?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Past+Imperfect/651579?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51h9SsCJFIL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Past Imperfect" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne and Dan have different ideas about covering one of Dan's father's missed alimony payments. Meanwhile, new parents, Fred and Jackie, still can't figure out whether they love each other or not.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Past+Imperfect/651579?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Past+Imperfect/651579?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51h9SsCJFIL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Past Imperfect" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Roseanne and Dan have different ideas about covering one of Dan's father's missed alimony payments. Meanwhile, new parents, Fred and Jackie, still can't figure out whether they love each other or not.</p> Past Imperfect http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Lies+My+Father+Told+Me/652296?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Lies+My+Father+Told+Me/652296?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Lies My Father Told Me" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Ed is lying to Dan about the mental state of his mother. But Roseanne tries to get Dan to accept that the lie was really an act of kindness.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Lies+My+Father+Told+Me/652296?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Lies+My+Father+Told+Me/652296?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Lies My Father Told Me" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Ed is lying to Dan about the mental state of his mother. But Roseanne tries to get Dan to accept that the lie was really an act of kindness.</p> Lies My Father Told Me http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/David+vs.+Goliath/642511?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/David+vs.+Goliath/642511?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="David vs. Goliath" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Dan flies into a towering rage after finding out that David and Darlene secretly lived together in Chicago. Meanwhile, Jackie rejects Fred's attempts to help monetarily with her pregnancy, and Becky tries to convince Dan to hire Mark at the garage. In other developments, David misreads Jackie's affection as flirting!</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/David+vs.+Goliath/642511?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/David+vs.+Goliath/642511?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="David vs. Goliath" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Dan flies into a towering rage after finding out that David and Darlene secretly lived together in Chicago. Meanwhile, Jackie rejects Fred's attempts to help monetarily with her pregnancy, and Becky tries to convince Dan to hire Mark at the garage. In other developments, David misreads Jackie's affection as flirting!</p> David vs. Goliath http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Guilt+by+Imagination/651312?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Guilt+by+Imagination/651312?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Guilt by Imagination" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When one of Dan's old girlfriends, Phyllis, drops back into his life for a lunch date, there are sure to be some fireworks. Meanwhile, Fabio, who gained fame as the gorgeous, hunky cover model for romance novels, appears as a figment of Roseanne's romantic fantasies.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Guilt+by+Imagination/651312?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Guilt+by+Imagination/651312?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Guilt by Imagination" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When one of Dan's old girlfriends, Phyllis, drops back into his life for a lunch date, there are sure to be some fireworks. Meanwhile, Fabio, who gained fame as the gorgeous, hunky cover model for romance novels, appears as a figment of Roseanne's romantic fantasies.</p> Guilt by Imagination http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Homecoming/651710?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Homecoming/651710?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Homecoming" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Sarah Chalke takes over the role of Roseanne and Dan's oldest daughter, Becky. She returns with her husband, Mark, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Dan's brightest moment as a football player. While visiting, Becky takes the opportunity to seek marital advice from Roseanne.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Homecoming/651710?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Homecoming/651710?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Homecoming" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Sarah Chalke takes over the role of Roseanne and Dan's oldest daughter, Becky. She returns with her husband, Mark, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Dan's brightest moment as a football player. While visiting, Becky takes the opportunity to seek marital advice from Roseanne.</p> Homecoming http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Halloween+V/650331?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Halloween+V/650331?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Halloween V" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Nancy thinks that Dan doesn't like her, so to convince her otherwise, Roseanne persuades Dan to pull a Halloween prank. After all, Dan would never waste a "cool" prank on someone he doesn't like! Meanwhile, David and Darlene don't hesitate a moment to spook the master prankster of them all - Roseanne!</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Halloween+V/650331?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Halloween+V/650331?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Halloween V" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>Nancy thinks that Dan doesn't like her, so to convince her otherwise, Roseanne persuades Dan to pull a Halloween prank. After all, Dan would never waste a "cool" prank on someone he doesn't like! Meanwhile, David and Darlene don't hesitate a moment to spook the master prankster of them all - Roseanne!</p> Halloween V http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Homeward+Bound/641587?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Homeward+Bound/641587?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Homeward Bound" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When Darlene surprises everyone with an unannounced visit home from college, David moves out of the Conner household to supposedly make a life with his estranged mother. He actually ends up secretly moving in with Darlene at school. Meanwhile, D.J. enters the experiences of puberty.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Homeward+Bound/641587?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Homeward+Bound/641587?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Homeward Bound" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When Darlene surprises everyone with an unannounced visit home from college, David moves out of the Conner household to supposedly make a life with his estranged mother. He actually ends up secretly moving in with Darlene at school. Meanwhile, D.J. enters the experiences of puberty.</p> Homeward Bound http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Suck+Up+or+Shut+Up/641227?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Suck+Up+or+Shut+Up/641227?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Suck Up or Shut Up" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When Roseanne joins a stuffy women s group with the intention of increasing business at the diner, it puts D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. Meanwhile, Becky and Mark squabble over Mark s attendance at school.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Suck+Up+or+Shut+Up/641227?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Suck+Up+or+Shut+Up/641227?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Suck Up or Shut Up" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>When Roseanne joins a stuffy women s group with the intention of increasing business at the diner, it puts D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. Meanwhile, Becky and Mark squabble over Mark s attendance at school.</p> Suck Up or Shut Up http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Busted/651701?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Busted/651701?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51h9SsCJFIL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Busted" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>On the homefront, Becky and Mark are feuding and Dan does his best to help them to reconcile their relationship. Meanwhile, when Roseanne learns that David and Darlene are living together at college in Chicago, she hits the highway in a fury.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Busted/651701?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/Busted/651701?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51h9SsCJFIL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="Busted" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>On the homefront, Becky and Mark are feuding and Dan does his best to help them to reconcile their relationship. Meanwhile, when Roseanne learns that David and Darlene are living together at college in Chicago, she hits the highway in a fury.</p> Busted http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/The+Drivers+Seat/641614?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/The+Drivers+Seat/641614?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="The Driver's Seat" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>It's a balancing act for Roseanne when D.J. is caught stealing the family automobile and, at the same time, Leon tries to take control of the diner. Roseanne has her hands full as she is torn between her responsibilities to D.J. while also fighting for the business.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/The+Drivers+Seat/641614?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/The+Drivers+Seat/641614?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="The Driver's Seat" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>It's a balancing act for Roseanne when D.J. is caught stealing the family automobile and, at the same time, Leon tries to take control of the diner. Roseanne has her hands full as she is torn between her responsibilities to D.J. while also fighting for the business.</p> The Driver's Seat http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/White+Trash+Christmas/651580?rss=object <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/White+Trash+Christmas/651580?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="White Trash Christmas" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.</p> Amazon Video on Demand http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/White+Trash+Christmas/651580?rss=object Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 <p><a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Roseanne/White+Trash+Christmas/651580?rss=object"><img align="left" border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nU3LWWnYL._SX320_SY240_.jpg" width="60" height="45" alt="White Trash Christmas" style="margin:0 5px 5px" /></a>The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.</p> White Trash Christmas