TV Guide: Married...With Children

16 Years and What Do You Get?

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:10:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 06:10 AM TBS Al (Ed O'Neill) is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when his credit card is rejected. Luke: Ritch Shydner. Conner: Richard Sanders. Salesman: Don Draper. Violinist: Walter Olkewicz. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Thinergy

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 05:30 AM TBS To inject more energy into their lives---and bedroom---Peggy tries to get Al to join her on a diet. Fat chance. Amanda Bearse, David Garrison. Luke: Ritch Shydner. Sandy: Elizabeth Edwards.

Pilot Episode

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 05:00 AM TBS Al loses out on tickets to a basketball game because Peggy wants to entertain their neighbors (Amanda Bearse, David Garrison). Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Luke: Ritch Shydner.

How to Marry a Moron

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 04:30 AM TBS Conclusion. Al disapproves of Kelly's wedding plans until he learns of her love's lineage. But then he finds other faults to object to. Lonnie: Charles Esten. Pearl: Edie McClurg. Earl: Gordon Jump. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill.

A Desperate Half Hour

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 04:00 AM TBS Part 1 of two. Bud meets his prison pen pal, who holds the family and the D'Arcys at gunpoint. Starla: Tricia Cast. Lonnie: Charles Esten. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Lez Be Friends

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:30 AM TBS Marcy's cousin Mandy (Amanda Bearse in a dual role) shares Al's tastes for beer, sports---and women. Elaine: Elaine Hendrix. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino.

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:00 AM TBS Al and Griff use their store's inventory to barter with other merchants to acquire a massage chair; newly licensed masseuse Kelly practices on Bud, who is subsequently injured. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Damn Bundys

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:30 AM TBS Al finds hell's a breeze after selling his soul to play for the Bears. So the devil (Robert Englund) makes an adjustment. NFLers Eric Kramer, Raymont Harris, Curtis Conway, and sportscaster James Brown have cameos.

Birthday Boy Toy

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 AM TBS Bud directs Kelly and Al in a commercial for the shoe store; Jefferson becomes a star attraction at a health club after Marcy gives him a membership for his birthday. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Jefferson: Ted McGinley.

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 05:30 AM TBS Part 1 of three. Peggy and Al see a marriage counselor (Jake Johannsen); Kelly fights a rival for a role in a boxing movie. Heather: Lisa Robin Kelly. Nancy: Kellie Beals. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Babe in Toyland

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 05:00 AM TBS Kelly becomes a hit when she subs for a kiddie-show host following his breakdown. Meanwhile, Peg and Al get twin beds. Dudley: Brandon Maggart. Jordan: Blaire Baron. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Married...With Who?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:30 PM TVLAND The Bundys host a back-yard wedding for Marcy and the man (Ted McGinley) she woke up with---a stranger with a strange past. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

And Baby Makes Money

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:00 PM TVLAND Peggy (Katey Sagal) reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half million if he has a child and names it after his late uncle. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Trash

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 06:30 AM TBS Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the military reserves and are ordered to help with a garbage strike, with Jefferson as their unit's leader. Sgt. Fletcher: J.J. Johnston. Santo: Gonzo Raymond. Griff: Harold Sylvester.

God Rest Ye Merry, Bundymen

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 06:00 AM TBS Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and Kelly steal the D'Arcys' nativity scene; Peggy bakes a gingerbread replica of the neighborhood. Gary: Janet Carroll. Hal: Jonathan Mangum. Bud: David Faustino.

Live Nude Peg

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:30 AM TBS Al and his "No Ma'am" boys turn his garage into a nudie bar---where Al becomes infatuated with a disguised Peggy. Chesty: Gloria Le Roy. Ike: Tom McCleister. Officer Dan: Dan Tullis Jr. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

A Bundy Thanksgiving

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 AM TBS Al's pursuit of his traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him to a funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's pet turkey. Cameos by sportscasters James Brown, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino.

One Down, Two to Go

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 09:30 PM TVLAND Peg takes it hard when Kelly (Christina Applegate) moves out, and Al takes it hard when he sees her new place. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Bud on the Side

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 06:30 AM TBS Al advises a love-starved Bud to lower his standards, never dreaming it could lead him to have a fling with Al's boss (Janet Carroll). Bud: David Faustino. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

The Juggs Have Left the Building

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:30 AM TBS In Branson, Mo., contest winners Peggy and Kelly get to open for Tammy Wynette. But Peg wants them billed as a sister act. Desk Clerk: Brent Hinkley. Emcee: Ritchie Montgomery. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:00 AM TBS With his Dodge sputtering, Al keeps vigil while his family feigns a search for the necessary fuel pump. Part 1 of two. Fisher: Rick Overton. Young Kelly: Hannah Swanson. Al's Dad: Cliff Bemis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:00 PM TVLAND Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighborhood women who see him move a couch. Brenda: Rhonda Shear. Jade: Teri Weigel. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Wabbit Season

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:30 PM TVLAND To combat stress, Al (Ed O'Neill) starts a vegetable garden, but the combat turns physical when a rabbit swipes his carrots. Peg: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Married...Without Children

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:00 PM TVLAND Marcy and Steve (Amanda Bearse, David Garrison) learn once is enough after volunteering to care for Kelly and Bud. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Dweep: Gunthur Jenson. Sean: Noah Blake.

Kelly Bounces Back

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:30 PM TVLAND Aspiring model Kelly invents a beguiling maneuver for her first audition; Peg goes on strike. Miss Beck: Tina Louise. Piper: Tia Carrere. Incense: Joanna Goode. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Dance Show

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:00 PM TVLAND When Peg trips the light fantastic with a handsome man (Sam McMurray), another man accuses her of stealing his husband. (Yes, his husband.) Pete: Dan Castellaneta. Al: Ed O'Neill.