TV Guide: Married...With Children

Listing: God Rest Ye Merry, Bundymen

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 09:30 PM TVLAND Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and Kelly steal the D'Arcys' nativity scene; Peggy bakes a gingerbread replica of the neighborhood. Gary: Janet Carroll. Hal: Jonathan Mangum. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Master the Possibilities

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 05:30 AM TBS The Bundys go on a spending spree---with a credit card issued to Buck, the family dog. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peg: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Massey: Bill Erwin.

Listing: Build a Better Mouse Trap

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 05:00 AM TBS Refusing to call an exterminator, Al wages a "personal" battle with a mouse. Steve: David Garrison. Peg: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Guys and Dolls

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 04:30 AM TBS Steve buys two classic baseball cards with the money he obtained by selling Marcy's 20-year-old keepsake Barbie doll. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Earth Angel

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 06:30 AM TBS There's new harmony in the Bundy house after Bud discovers a 21-year-old art student named Tiffany (Dawn Merrick). Sheila: Judy Kain. Fern: Lana Schwab. Fanny: LaRue Stanley. Barney: Steve Susskind.

Listing: How Do You Spell Revenge?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 06:00 AM TBS Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills; Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love---by getting a tattoo. Brian: Kris Kamm. Jimmy: John Dennis Johnston. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Razor's Edge

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 05:30 AM TBS When Marcy and Steve (David Garrison) argue over Steve's refusal to shave his beard, he moves in with the Bundys. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Alley of the Dolls

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 05:00 AM TBS Steve agrees to become a Bundy for a family bowling match against Peg's high-school rival. Peg: Katey Sagal. Chuck: Bill Kalmenson. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: If Al Had a Hammer

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 09:30 PM TVLAND Seeking a respite from Peggy, Al builds a private room for himself; Bud attempts to create a new identity. Frank Lloyd. Melvin: Rick Scarry. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Listing: Buck the Stud

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 09:00 PM TVLAND A dog breeder (Armin Shimmerman) offers big money to have his champ mate with Buck; Bud benefits from Kelly's fashion counseling. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Listing: Born to Walk

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 06:30 AM TBS Kelly gets her driver's license---on the same day that Al fails the test for his license renewal. Peg: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 05:30 AM TBS Part 1 of two. A beef with Steve sends Marcy out with Peggy and the girls to a male strip club. Zorro: Billy Hufsey. Wanda: Lisa Kahofer. Fanny: LaRue Stanley. Construction Worker: Doug Donatelli. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Listing: For Whom the Bell Tolls

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 05:00 AM TBS Al's beef with the phone company has neighbors and family in an uproar when the Bundys' phone is cut off. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Top of the Heap

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 09:30 PM TVLAND Al's pal (Joe Bologna) and the man's son (Matt LeBlanc) attend a high-society fund-raiser in this pilot for “Top of the Heap.” Al: Ed O'Neill. Kathleen: Diana Bellamy. Tyler: Rebecca Cross. Rosie: Candice Azzara.

Listing: Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 09:00 PM TVLAND The Bundy offspring seek gainful employment, but only Bud (David Faustino) gains, while Kelly baby-sits the family from hell. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Listing: If I Were a Rich Man

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 06:30 AM TBS Al is treated like a king by his wife and kids, who think he took a million dollars from Steve's bank. Steve: David Garrison. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Poppy's by the Tree

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 05:30 AM TBS The Bundys vacation in Dumpwater, Fla., where an ax murderer (Vic Polizos) who hates tourists visits every five years. Part 1 of two. Roy: Charlie Dell. Delbert: Gary Grubbs. Sheriff: Richard Paul. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Listing: Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 09:30 PM TVLAND A year's supply of something close to food could be Al's, if Kelly lands the job to represent the stuff, and Peg keeps her hands off it. Shnick: Ray Girardin. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Listing: Buck Can Do It

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 06:30 AM TBS Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered, despite threats by neighbors angered by Buck's "carnal trespassing." Pittman: Mitchell Greenberg. Buck (in dream): Derek McGrath. Peg: Katey Sagal.

Listing: Johnny Be Gone

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 06:00 AM TBS Problems for Kelly and Bud delay Al and Peggy's departure for the closing bash of their favorite hamburger joint. Christina Applegate, David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Listing: Nightmare on Al's Street

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 05:30 AM TBS Marcy becomes a nervous wreck when a romance-minded Al begins appearing nightly in her dreams. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Steve: David Garrison. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Where's the Boss?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 05:00 AM TBS Al decides to quit the shoe store if he doesn't get some personal recognition from the owner. Guard: Billy Beck. Happy: J.J. Johnston. Nancy: Diana Bellamy. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Oldies but Young'uns

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 11:00 PM TVLAND Al lets his inability to remember the name of a song get to him, but won't let Kelly's admirer (Matt LeBlanc) get to her. Al: Ed O'Neill. Charlie: Joe Bologna. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Listing: All Night Security Dude

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:30 PM TVLAND Al is reunited with the opponent (Bubba Smith) who claims to have stopped his championship touchdown run in high school. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Listing: A Man's Castle

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:00 PM TVLAND Peggy defies Al's decree not to redecorate by turning his former sanctuary into a chamber of frilly feminine horror. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Look Who's Barking

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 09:30 PM TVLAND Buck (voice of Cheech Marin) meets a female who takes his food and maybe his place in the Bundy house. B.B. King sings "Buck's Lament." Hans: Kort Falkenberg. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: The Godfather

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 09:00 PM TVLAND Kelly's relationship with an older man (Lane Davies) is no problem for Al when he learns the man is a powerful alderman. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino.

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