TV Guide: Married...With Children

Listing: 25 Years and What Do You Get?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 05:00 AM TBS On their 25th wedding anniversary, Peggy pampers herself, while Buck buries the diamond necklace Al bought her. Dave: Marty Rackham. Sven: John Robert LaFleur. Chance: David Drummond. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Get the Dodge Out of Hell

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 04:30 AM TBS The family Dodge disappears inside a carwash before the Bundys leave to visit Peggy's family; and Marcy runs into her ex (David Garrison). Mikey: Michael Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Listing: Something Larry This Way Comes

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 04:00 AM TBS Kelly is picked to do a scene opposite her acting coach, Larry Storch, who finds himself playing out a really big scene with Al's boss when she spots him in her store. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Hood 'n' the Boyz

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 11:30 AM SPIKE Al is thrilled when his childhood love (Debra Engle) asks his help against a young tough who's targeting her convenience store. Matt Borlenghi. Jackie: Kimberly Paige. Ray Ray's Girlfriend: Skye Bassett. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Listing: A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 11:00 AM SPIKE NBA stars Clyde Drexler, Xavier McDaniel and Vlade Divac appear as Al nets prime tickets to a charity game. But he cries foul when Peggy insists on coming along. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: The Proposition

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 10:30 AM SPIKE Vanna White plays a millionaire who offers Peggy a fortune for a night with Al. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Wedding Repercussions

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 10:00 AM SPIKE Cousin Jimmy asks for Bud's help in finding the man who dallied with his fiancée on their wedding day, unaware it's Bud (David Faustino). Dee Anna: Barbara Moore. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Kelly Takes a Shot

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 06:30 AM TBS Bud coaches Kelly for an audition requiring archery skills. Kelly's Competitor: Katherine Olsen. Amber: Juliet Tablak. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Listing: I Want My Psycho Dad

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 05:30 AM TBS Al leads a protest when his favorite TV show is cancelled. Part 1 of two. Psycho Dad: Andrew Prine. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Listing: The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 05:00 AM TBS Peg and her friends accompany their husbands to a strip club; Kelly lands a commercial. M.C.: Iqbal Theba. Director: Leland Orser. Helen: Jo Anne Hart. Louise: Alix Elias. Charlie: Shabaka Barry Henley. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Listing: The Old Insurance Dodge

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 11:30 AM SPIKE Al test drives luxury cars in anticipation of a insurance settlement after his Dodge is stolen. Joe: Rob LaBelle. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peg: Katey Sagal.

Listing: 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 11:00 AM SPIKE Al's early retirement ends when Peg spends their windfall. Charlene Tilton has a cameo. Blaub: Susan Peretz. Manager: Peter Jason. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peg: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: 'Til Death Do Us Part

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 10:30 AM SPIKE Al's bedroom performance is the talk of the town, though the only person Peggy told about it was Marcy. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: The Movie Show

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 10:00 AM SPIKE Kelly breaks a date to join her parents at the movies, where she finds her date with another woman. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Listing: A Man for No Seasons

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 06:30 AM TBS Al organizes a baseball league. Cameos include Joe Morgan, Mike Piazza, Danny Tartabull, Dave Winfield, Bret Saberhagen and Frank Thomas. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley.

Listing: Dud Bowl

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 06:00 AM TBS Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds, Bubba Smith, Ken Stabler and Lawrence Taylor try to turn Al into a tackling dummy in a football grudge match of high-school alumni. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: No Pot to Pease In

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:30 AM TBS After hearing Kelly describe her family, a sitcom producer alters his show to reflect Bundy life. Mel: Leonard Kelly Young. Patty: Lisa Kaseman. Marla: Jennifer Massey.

Listing: Sleepless in Chicago

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:00 AM TBS Jefferson learns that the doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small fortune, so he asks Al to sleep next to Marcy while he trades dolls. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Listing: Unalful Entry

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:30 AM SPIKE A burglar sues after Al decks him. Attorney: Melanie Chartoff. Policeman: Dan Tullis Jr. Judge: Edwin Owens. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Go for the Old

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:00 AM SPIKE When Al's mistaken for being 65, he gets revenge by playing in the senior athletic games. Ira: E.D. Miller. Official: Kevin Brief. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Peggy and the Pirates

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 10:30 AM SPIKE Peg stars in her own pirate fantasy, with Al as her captor and Marcy's ex as a pirate. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Listing: You Can't Miss

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 10:00 AM SPIKE Bud appears on a dating-game show called "You Can't Miss"---but the show's never had a Bundy as a contestant. Candy: Chantal Dubay. Adam: Bill Maher. Henry: Brian Leckner. Eugene: Nat Winston. Rodrigo: Ron Evans.

Listing: Dial B for Virgin

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 06:30 AM TBS Bud's community-service assignment is counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Esther: Monica Creel. Miss Hardaway: Beverly Archer. Esther's Mom: Rhonda Aldrich. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Business Still Sucks

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 06:00 AM TBS Conclusion. Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing mothers, but will the owner (Janet Carroll) approve? Officer: Dan Tullis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: Business Sucks

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:30 AM TBS Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a customer (Cynthia Steele) for nursing her baby. Part 1 of two. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Listing: Mr. Empty Pants

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:30 AM SPIKE Peggy's cartoon of Al makes him a reluctant celebrity---until a magazine declares him a sex symbol. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Listing: Heels on Wheels

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:00 AM SPIKE Kelly counters her fading-youth crisis with a motorcycle, which Peg deems too dangerous---until she tries it. LuLu: Paris Houghton. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Listing: It Doesn't Get Any Better than This

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:30 AM SPIKE Peg and Marcy tag along on Al's fishing trip, while the kids help Jefferson spend money. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Listing: Wedding Show

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:00 AM SPIKE While waiting for a wedding to begin, Bud gets to know the bride-to-be (Joey Lauren Adams) better than he should. Heidi: Andrea Elson. Corky: Sara Melson. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Video: Tooth and Consequences