TV Guide: King of Queens

Cheap Saks

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 01:30 PM TBS Doug gets nervous when Carrie befriends one of his former girlfriends (Janeane Garofalo), whom he treated shabbily. But in time Carrie learns what Doug already knows---the woman is annoying and needy. Also: Spence is asked out by a guy and he accepts the date. Brett: Scott Atkinson. Salesperson: Trish Simmons.

Entertainment Weakly

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 01:00 PM TBS Doug grows jealous when a new driver (Craig Gass) gets more laughs at lunchtime than he does; Carrie gets a new assistant who proves to be very efficient. Michelle: Joanna Canton. Boone: Lisa Banes. Nick: Adam Ferrara. Duke: Steve Tancora.

Switch Sitters

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 01:30 PM TBS Doug and Carrie baby-sit Deacon and Kelly's two kids, so the Heffernans think it's only fair that the Palmers look after Arthur once in a while, but their friends don't agree. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Omari Lyles. Major: Desmond Roberts. Rob: Eddie Pepitone.

Furious Gorge

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 01:00 PM TBS Carrie wants Doug to attend an overeaters support group, but he goes to a class for men in abusive relationships instead, where he is told that it's Carrie's anger that causes him to overeat. Neil: Tim Bagley. Maury: Christopher Neiman. John: Jayden Lund. Ron: Jake O'Flaherty.

Frigid Heirs

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 01:30 PM TBS Doug and Carrie try to weasel money out of Arthur so they can indulge themselves after he wins $2500 playing bingo, but he has other ideas on how to spend the loot. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Lost Vegas

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 01:00 PM TBS The seventh season begins with Doug trying to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to a spa, in the hopes that she will let him go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys. Rochelle: Helen Eigenberg. Eric: Patrick Cavanaugh. Father Sheehan: Richard Voigts. Cashier: Jennifer Shon.

American Idle

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 01:30 PM TBS Carrie claims she needs some time to find herself after losing her job, but it appears to Doug that she's just loafing all day and losing interest in accomplishing anything. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Danny: Gary Valentine. Spence: Patton Oswalt.

Dugan Groupie

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 01:00 PM TBS Doug fears that Carrie will have less time for him now that she has a job that she loves, which could lead to a promising career. Not to be outdone, Doug tries to get a promotion at work. Boone: Lisa Banes. Lisa: Nikki Tyler-Flynn. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray.

S'no Job

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 06:00 PM TBS Doug is roped into trying to get his unemployed cousin, Danny (Gary Valentine), a delivery job with him. Uncle Stu: Gavin MacLeod. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Deacon: Victor Williams. Carrie: Leah Remini.

Departure Time

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 05:30 PM TBS Doug, Carrie and Arthur have an unpleasant visit with Doug's parents (Jenny O'Hara, Dakin Matthews) at the airport during a layover when Doug argues with them over their living will. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Clerk: J.P. Manoux. Ticket Agent: Jason Packham. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Father: Roger Eschbacher.

Eggsit Strategy

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 01:30 PM TBS Carrie is worried that she will lose her job after she learns that her boss is being let go, and Doug fears he could get fired after a practical joke he pulled at work backfires. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Kim: Melissa Chan. Halliburton: Jim Staahl. Bettie: Patricia Place. Levy: Bob Bancroft. Jake: Michael C. Alexander.

Dougie Houser

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 01:30 PM TBS In flashbacks, Doug and Carrie recall buying their house almost 10 years earlier and how it was mainly Carrie's decision because Doug preferred a different place. Nancy: Lauri Johnson. Sharon: Nikki Tyler-Flynn. Carl: Jonathan Bray. Ken: Steven M. Gagnon. Hank: Howard Chan.

Pregnant Pause

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 01:00 PM TBS Part 1 of two. Carrie learns she's pregnant, but she fears that she and Doug aren't prepared to be parents and can't afford a baby. Also: Deacon attempts to reconcile with Kelly, but Spence gets jealous. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Berenson: Gregory White. Alex: Nick Jameson. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Carrie: Leah Remini.

Doug Less II

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 01:30 PM TBS Conclusion. Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic weekend away at a resort, but the two get lost in the woods. Back at home, Danny and Spence baby-sit Arthur. Danny: Gary Valentine. Spence: Patton Oswalt.

Inner Tube

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 01:00 PM TBS Doug dreams he's a character caught lying on “The Honeymooners,” “Wheel of Fortune” and “The Young and the Restless,” after he lies to Carrie and begins to worry she's going to find out. Guest stars include Pat Sajak, Vanna White, Melody Thomas Scott, Peter Bergman and Scott Reeves.

Doug Less I

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 01:30 PM TBS A newly svelte Doug leads to a surprisingly jealous Carrie, who just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment her hubby on his weight loss. Part 1 of two. Danny: Gary Valentine. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Holly: Nicole Sullivan.

Separation Anxiety

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 01:00 PM TBS Doug and Deacon attempt to thwart a date Carrie set up between Kelly and a computer guy (Joseph C. Phillips) from Carrie's work. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Mickey: Andre Canty. Frank: Mookie Barker. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Spence: Patton Oswalt.

Affidavit Justice

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 01:30 PM TBS Doug is asked to join the softball team at Carrie's law firm, but she's afraid that Doug won't be able to convince the opposing team that he's an attorney; Arthur learns that his ancestors owned slaves, so he tries to make reparations to Deacon. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Thompson: Michael Kostroff. Pibb: Todd Sandler. Rogers: Michael C. Mahon. Vin: Roland Kickinger.

Package Deal

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 01:00 PM TBS Doug looks for work after he quits his job and is turned down by a rival delivery service that he thought had guaranteed him a position. Also, neighbor Lou Ferrigno asks Carrie to help him apply tanning lotion and she gets carried away with her own tan. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Mosko: Steve Mosko. Chip: Michael Yavnieli. Mitch: Craig Anton.

Horizontal Hold

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 06:00 PM TBS Carrie bans sex for two weeks after reading an article about couples who use sex as a substitute for communication; Arthur dates a woman (Pamela Gordon) who claims she was once Frank Sinatra's girlfriend. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Deacon Blues

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 05:30 PM TBS Doug catches Deacon dining with another woman (Patricia McBride), but he doesn't consider it an affair since Deacon hasn't slept with her. Carrie strongly disagrees and insists on telling Kelly. Joe: Peter James Smith. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Carrie: Leah Remini.