TV Guide: King of Queens

Listing: Thanks, Man

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:30 PM TBS A stranger (Nick Offerman) dressed in a weathered coat and wearing an eyepatch disrupts Doug and Carrie's Thanksgiving dinner with their friends. During the meal, a debate ensues about whether to invite the man in to eat with them. Lou Ferrigno appears as himself. Kelly: Merrin Dungey.

Listing: Loaner Car

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:00 PM TBS Doug loans Carrie out to Deacon for a week so she can help him prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his whole family, but she soon wears out her welcome with her poor cooking skills and her non-stop chatter. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Major: Damani Roberts. Deacon: Victor Williams.

Listing: Dark Meet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:30 PM TBS On Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie recall the first time they said they loved each other and the first time Doug met Arthur and his wife, Lily (Florence Henderson). Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Young Carrie: Madison Lanc. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Supermarket Story

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:00 PM TBS Carrie, Doug and Arthur languish at a crowded market on the day before Thanksgiving, while Arthur shames Carrie into planning a huge feast. Helen: Christine Rose. Sample Lady: Patricia Place.

Listing: King Pong

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 01:30 PM TBS Doug becomes obsessed with beating Carrie at table tennis after Arthur buys a game table at a garage sale; Spence gets jealous when his girlfriend, Denise (Rachel Dratch), starts work as a cocktail waitress and uses her sex appeal to land bigger tips from customers. Trevor: Jamie Kaler. Ed: Steve McCammon. Jim: Greg Allen Johnson. Owens: Vincent Cefalu.

Listing: Wedding Presence

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 01:00 PM TBS Doug and Carrie try to get out of attending a friend's wedding when they learn it's going to be in Maryland, a five-hour drive away; Arthur and Spence pretend to be father and son to cash in on a shoe sale. Lisa: Eliza Coyle. Guy: Tom Chick. Harold: Michael Fairman. Scott: Jeff Witzke. John: Michael Blieden. Bart: Davis Mikaels. Photographer: Daniel Passer. Kelly: Merrin Dungey.

Listing: Better Camera

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 05:00 PM TBS Doug's Christmas gift of a camera to Carrie turns out negative when she gets a better one from Pruzan (Alex Skuby). Also, Lou Ferrigno moves in next door to the Heffernans, so Arthur plans to give him a screenplay. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Salesman: Miguel Marcott. John: Michael Bleiden.

Listing: Twisted Sitters

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 04:30 PM TBS Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they attend an out-of-town funeral---and things couldn't go worse. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Flower Power

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 01:30 PM TBS Carrie gets jealous when a coworker receives flowers and she accuses Doug of not being romantic anymore; Arthur is picked for jury duty. John: Michael Blieden. Kim: Melissa Chan. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Mookie: Mookie Barker. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Listing: Work Related

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 01:00 PM TBS Doug and Deacon keep raising the stakes in their efforts to play the best practical joke on each other. Also, Arthur takes a job as a delivery man in Carrie's office. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Spero: Dom Irrera. Kim: Melissa Chan. John: Michael Blieden. Brustman: Gregory White. Don: Michael Sorce. Kenny: Richard Minervini.

Listing: Whine Country

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:30 PM TBS Carrie and Doug lock horns over how and where to spend their vacation. She wants to fly to Paris, while he wants to drive out West in a deluxe RV called “the Roadbird Freedom 5000.” Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Roger: Eric Keenleyside. Bob: Dan Desmond. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Class Struggle

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:00 PM TBS Carrie decides to go back to college after some lawyers from work look down on her for being a secretary; Doug's sister (Ricki Lake) visits. Lisa: Nadia Dajani. Shelli: Maura Vincent. Laura-Beth: Jennifer Tung. Rohit: Ari Green. Kira: Melissa Marsala. Woman: Deborah Ostrowsky. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Restaurant Row

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:30 PM TBS Doug's enthusiasm over a hot, new restaurant is quickly deflated after Carrie makes an ugly scene at the restaurant and bans Doug from ever eating there again. Carlo: Cosimo Canale. Antonio: Nino Del Prete. Doug: Kevin James. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Listing: Two Thirty

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:00 PM TBS Doug learns his dentist (Tim Matheson) used to have a crush on Carrie, which might explain why the root canal he performs on Doug hurts so badly. Also, Arthur offers piano lessons to kids, even though he doesn't know how to play the instrument. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel.

Listing: Soft Touch

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:30 PM TBS Doug proves to be a soft touch when his pushy neighbor persuades him to buy into his water-filter business. Tim: Bryan Cranston. Dorothy: Dee Dee Rescher. Danny: Gary Valentine. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Eddie Money

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:00 PM TBS Doug and Deacon win $5000 gambling and decide to spend all the money in one day so their wives won't find out. Their extravagance includes a private Eddie Money concert at Doug's house. Also, Carrie is offered a job to work for the head of the law firm. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Waitress: Amy Stiller.

Listing: Big Dougie

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:30 PM TBS Doug decides to become a big brother to a fatherless kid, after he learns that Deacon is one; Carrie accidentally tells a coworker, also named Doug, that she loves him. Jason: Brendon Ryan Barrett. Lawyer Doug: Alex Skuby. Eddie: Andrew McFarlane. Doug: Kevin James. Carrie: Leah Remini.

Listing: Shrink Wrap

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:00 PM TBS Arthur visits a psychiatrist (William Hurt) and recalls via flashback a disturbing encounter with his dad (Ben Stiller) that may explain Arthur's abrasive personality. Young Arthur: Erik Sullivan. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Young Carrie: Madison Lanc. Frank: Tyler Cole Malinger. Skitch: Kevin G. Schmidt. Allison: Kaitlyn Gainer.

Listing: Bun Dummy

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 05:00 PM TBS Doug tries to persuade Carrie to stop wearing her hair in a bun so she will look sexier at his upcoming high-school reunion, but she refuses. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Dave: Benjamin John Parrillo. Jimmy: Jon Curry. Miss Mancini: Lisa Long. Miss Berman: Angee Hughes.

Listing: Patrons Ain't

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 04:30 PM TBS Doug and Carrie feel guilty over their lack of charitable contributions so they give a hefty donation to an elementary-school library, but are then disappointed when they aren't given proper credit for the gift on a donors' plaque. Nana Louise: Marla Gibbs. Father McAndrew: Joe Flaherty. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Jeff: Nick Toth. Kenny: Timmy Deters. Richie: Nick Benson. Scout: Nina Weithorn.

Listing: Surprise Artie

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 01:30 PM TBS Carrie throws a surprise birthday party for Arthur and invites two of his oldest friends (Orson Bean, Harold Gould), who can't stop bickering. Mrs. Hanley: Edith Fields. Waiter: Jason Peck. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Lush Life

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 01:00 PM TBS Doug serves Carrie after-work cocktails to relax her so she will be less likely to complain when he strays from his diet, but neighbor Lou Ferrigno becomes concerned for her. Danny: Gary Valentine. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Listing: Wild Cards

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 01:30 PM TBS Doug lies to Carrie that he has to make a late delivery so he can accompany Deacon to Atlantic City and gamble, instead of going with her to see a Broadway show. Berenson: Gregory White. Manny: Dom Magwili. Mary: Mary-Margaret Lewis. Deacon: Victor Williams. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Screwed Driver

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 01:00 PM TBS Doug's parents (Jenny O'Hara, Dakin Matthews) visit while Carrie's on a business trip and they take over running the house, which makes Doug feel like a kid again. Also, Arthur tries to strike it rich by inventing a new type of screwdriver called the Arthur's head. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Owen: Bobby DiVito. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Duke: Steve Tancora. Pete: David Applebaum.

Video: That guy said I could use the phone.

TBS — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Doug lets a stranded man with an eye patch inside the house, and Carrie doesn't like it one bit.

Video: I think you both have got it wrong.

TBS — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Doug would rather sit outside in the cold with a guy who has an eye patch than eat with Carrie.

Video: Told you he wouldn't kill us.

TBS — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Doug convinces everybody to take a complete stranger in, which seemed like a good idea at the time.

Video: The unwritten rules my friend, the unwritten rules.

TBS — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Doug starts to sweat when he finds out that he has to pass a safety test in order to keep his job.

Video: This is serious business people.

TBS — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Doug uses his old skills that helped him get through high school to cheat on a safety test at work.

Video: I'm going to assume this is the belt talking.

TBS — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Doug's been demoted to stock boy, and the IPS truck drivers are having a few laughs at his expense.

Video: This must be tough for you.

TBS — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Carrie's desperate, so she plays with Danny's emotions to try to get her way.

Video: You're the king of the road.

TBS — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Doug flashes back to the time when he knew he wanted to be a delivery man.

Video: It's like shooting baby Hitler.

TBS — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Carrie wants Deacon to convince Doug to drop his plans of opening a sandwich shop.

Video: I'm going to be a big bro!