TV Guide: House

Family

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:00:00 -0400

Sat Jul 18 10:00 PM USA A 14-year-old with leukemia needs a bone-marrow transplant from his 10-year-old brother to save his life, but the brother develops an infection that not only prevents him from donating but could kill him as well. Meanwhile, House is criticizing Wilson about his handling of the boys' parents. And at home, House's new roommate---Wilson's former dog Hector---is chewing on just about everything in sight.

Fetal Position

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:00:00 -0400

Sat Jul 18 09:00 PM USA A pregnant 42-year-old celebrity photographer (Anne Ramsay) suffers a stroke while shooting a rock star (All-American Rejects' Tyson Ritter), and soon her kidneys and liver begin to fail as well. House suspects the fetus is the culprit, but the mother won't hear of an abortion and Cuddy backs her unequivocally. Meanwhile, House decides he wants to take a vacation; and Cuddy has a word with Cameron about her relationship with Chase.

Whac-a-mole

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400

Sat Jul 18 08:00 PM USA An 18-year-old (Patrick Fugit) who is the sole supporter of his brother and sister has a heart attack while working at a children's party restaurant, and House turns his diagnosis into a game for the staff. Meanwhile, Tritter has gotten the DEA to revoke Wilson's prescribing privileges, leaving House scrambling for a new Vicodin source as he develops a pain in his shoulder.

Meaning

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:00:00 -0400

Sat Jul 18 07:00 PM USA A pain-free House is on the run. Literally. After eight weeks of rehab from the shooting, he's running to the hospital, where two patients await him. One is a mute quadriplegic (the result of brain cancer) who drove his wheelchair into a pool. The other is a paralyzed young woman who injured herself in a yoga accident. But there's no evidence of spinal damage. House wants both cases because, he says, he wants to help the patients. Arlene: Kathleen Quinlan.

Forever

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0400

Sat Jul 18 06:00 PM USA A mother almost drowns her newborn son when she has a seizure while bathing him, but that's not what's causing his serious illness. And the mother's "seizure" turns out not to be a seizure at all. Meanwhile, Chase begins working in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit; Cuddy and Wilson have dinner together; and Foreman's back at work, though his mental acuity isn't all the way back.

Occam's Razor

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400

Thu Jul 16 08:00 PM USA A 22-year-old man who had just called out sick from work loses consciousness after having sex with his fiancée. So he really is sick, but with what? “We've had six symptoms that don't add up to anything,” House (Hugh Laurie) smirks. “Now we have seven. Who's excited?” Meanwhile, House tries out his gruff and sarcastic bedside manner on all the clinic patients at once. Brandon: Kevin Zegers. Mindy: Alexis Thorpe. Becky Merrell: Faith Prince. Robert Merrell: John Kelly.

The Greater Good

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400

Mon Jul 13 08:00 PM FOX A woman who collapses during a cooking class turns out to be a renowned cancer researcher who gave up her career to pursue personal fulfillment. This prompts the docs to grapple with their own pursuits of happiness. Meanwhile, Cuddy decides to make House's life more miserable than it usually is, and Thirteen's health takes a turn for the worse.

No Reason

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400

Sun Jul 12 08:00 PM USA House is shot, but that doesn't stop him from working on the vexing case he was handling before the attack. He does, however, have an unusual attitude about it. As for his own case, the surgeon who operated on him was also able to make his leg pain disappear, but House isn't especially grateful. Primarily, he's concerned about what might have been done to his mind. Moriarty: Elias Koteas. Vince: Chris Tallman. Judy: Michelle Clunie.

House vs. God

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:00:00 -0400

Sun Jul 12 07:00 PM USA A 15-year-old faith healer (Thomas Dekker) collapses after laying his hands on an old woman in a walker. An MRI finds a brain abnormality, but he doesn't want it treated for fear that it might affect his healing capabilities. While in the hospital, the teen uses his power on a terminal patient (Tamara Braun) Wilson is treating. Elsewhere, Wilson moves out of House's apartment, but he still wants in on House's weekly poker games. Walter: William Katt.

Lucky Thirteen

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0400

Sun Jul 12 06:00 PM USA A woman with whom Thirteen had a one-night stand has a seizure at Thirteen's apartment, prompting intense curiosity (both professional and otherwise) about the women's personal lives from House and Foreman. Adding to the intrigue: Thirteen discovers why the woman wanted to sleep with her. Meanwhile, Lucas (Michael Weston) continues to snoop on Wilson.

Not Cancer

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:00:00 -0400

Fri Jul 10 11:00 PM USA When people who received organs from a donor who was killed in an industrial accident five years earlier die suddenly, House must figure out why to save a recipient who's still alive. To track down information about the donor and the dead recipients, House hires a PI named Lucas (Michael Weston). But House also uses Lucas to snoop on Wilson as well as a colleague House is considering to replace Wilson as his friend.

No More Mr. Nice Guy

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400

Thu Jul 9 08:00 PM USA House suspects that an ER patient with a sunny disposition has a bigger problem than was initially diagnosed. The reason: He thinks the patient is too nice. Meanwhile, House and Amber (Anne Dudek) spar over face time with Wilson; and Cuddy demands House give his team performance reviews.

Ugly

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:00:00 -0400

Tue Jul 7 10:00 PM USA A film crew follows House on the case of a teen with a facial deformity who has a heart attack during a reconstructive procedure. As the team works to diagnose him, House and Dr. Taub are at odds. House also questions why he chose the candidates he did. Dr. Samira Terzi: Michael Michele.

Games

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:00:00 -0400

Tue Jul 7 09:00 PM USA While Cuddy orders House to make a hiring decision, he assigns the remaining candidates to a case involving an uncooperative, over-the-hill rock star with a history of drug abuse and civil disobedience. Meanwhile, Wilson informs a former patient whom he had previously diagnosed with terminal cancer that he is going to live. The patient does not take this as good news.

Living the Dream

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400

Tue Jul 7 08:00 PM USA House believes that an actor (Jason Lewis) on his favorite soap opera is seriously ill after observing his symptoms on television, so he decides to intervene; Amber and Wilson have their first fight, much to House's delight; and Cuddy tries to keep up appearances when an inspector shows up unexpectedly at Princeton-Plainsboro.

Big Baby

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400

Mon Jul 6 08:00 PM FOX When Cuddy decides to spend more time caring her baby, she hands some of her day-to-day responsibilities to Cameron. One of them is supervising House, whose patient is a very nice special-education teacher who collapsed in class. House doesn't think that her niceness is a good thing. Meanwhile, Foreman must make a critical decision regarding Thirteen's participation in the Huntington's drug trial.