TV Guide: Two and a Half Men

Listing: My Son's Enormous Head

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 09:00 PM CBS When Chelsea gets sick, Charlie takes care of her---but he also tries to resist the urge to flee.

Listing: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:00 PM CBS Charlie's male ego is bruised when he learns that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; and Alan tries a cheap cure for his thinning hair.

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TV Guide — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:16:00 -0500

On this week's Two and a Half Men, Charlie is tempted by Chelsea's college roommate, though it turns out to be all in his head.

The question that goes through many women's mind was finally answered — no, he's not really listening to you. Chelsea finds that out the hard way when she reminds Charlie about dinner plans they have with her college roommate. Charlie seems not to know anything about it, which causes Chelsea to berate him for not listening. She may as well be talking to the couch, because he doesn't hear a word she says. He's too busy having a conversation inside his head about whether or not he should pee before they go.

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CBS — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

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Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star TRICIA HELFER - Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

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TV Guide — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

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Lady Gaga appears in tonight's episode, and if things go Blair's way, she'll agree to a private concert for some NYU students. Blair's been trying to impress her classmates all season long, and this latest plan of hers just might do the trick. Meanwhile, Dan, Olivia and Vanessa get involved with a school play, but working in such close proximity with each other could prove problematic as they deal with the fallout from their threesome last week.

Read on for previews of Two and a Half Men, Dear Food Network, Castle and Chef Academy.

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TV Guide — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:12:00 -0500

In this week's Two and a Half Men, Charlie and Chelsea get a little closer to walking down the aisle, but it's the closeness between the brothers that's the real story.

Through a stroke of good luck, or rather good connections, Chelsea and Charlie are given the chance to have their wedding at the Bel-Air Hotel. Evelyn even offers to pay for the shindig, which rightfully upsets Alan that his mom would offer to pay for Charlie's wedding when he only got a dinette set (his argument: Charlie's marriage is just as likely to fail as his was). Charlie obviously is in no hurry to set a date, because he gives all sorts of excuses to get out of it — even bringing up something about killer swans. After some coaxing, Chelsea finally gets Charlie to commit to the date and runs off to make the all-important calls to family and friends. Alan can't pass up the chance to rib Charlie about it being the end of an era and his good run being over...forever. Things won't change too much, Charlie argues. He'll still be in the same house, with the same woman. Yes, he will...forever. While the idea of a June wedding at the Bel-Air sends Chelsea over the moon (as it should), it sends Charlie out for a drink (as it would).

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Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

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Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

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Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

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TV Guide — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:55:00 -0500

In this week's Two and a Half Men, Alan gives Chelsea some advice and Charlie gives Alan the old heave-ho.

Alan shows off some of his chiropractic knowledge when Chelsea complains of back pain. When a little bit of adjusting and some suggestions don't help, Alan suggests that she consider getting a breast reduction. Apparently, Charlie can sense when the words "boobies" and "reduction" are used in the same sentence because he wakes from a dead sleep and realizes that "something's wrong!"

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Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Alan (series star JON CRYER) plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (recurring guest star ANNIE POTTS). Meanwhile, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500

When Charlie's fianc??e, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star KELLY STABLES), Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.

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Photo: Two and a Helf Men - Season 7 - Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

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Photo: Two and a Helf Men - Season 7 - Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

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