TV Guide: Golden Girls

Journey to the Center of Attention

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 11:00 AM HALMRK Blanche, the reigning queen of the Rusty Anchor bar, gets gonged when Dorothy starts to sing; Sophia throws a wake for herself, but lets Rose make the arrangements. Ron: Don Mirault. Myrtle: Jane Dulo. Eva: Ann Nelson.

Ebb Tide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 10:30 AM HALMRK Exposed as slumlords, Stan and Dorothy are ordered to live in their vermin-infested apartment building. Stan: Herbert Edelman. DA Peterson: Lane Davies. Judge: Art Metrano. Tracy: Jackie Swanson. Angelo: Bill Dana.

Questions and Answers

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 10:00 AM HALMRK While preparing for a "Jeopardy!" audition, Dorothy has a dream about host Alex Trebek, creator Merv Griffin and cruise-ship purser Charley Dietz (David Liesure); a lovable dog enters Rose's life. Mr. Hubbard: Bill Erwin.

The Commitments

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 09:30 AM HALMRK Beatles fan Dorothy makes great music with a player in "Beatlemania," but Blanche gets nowhere with her date. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan.

Goodbye, Mr. Gordon

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 09:00 AM HALMRK Dorothy's all giggly because her 11th-grade English teacher (James Callahan) needs her help in writing a book review; Rose helps produce a TV show on women's issues. Ron: Phil Proctor. Chuck: Jack Bannon.

The Bloom Is off the Rose

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:30 AM WE Romance on the skids: Rose feels that Miles is just plain dull, and Blanche's Rex (Mitchell Ryan) treats her like dirt. Miles: Harold Gould. Instructor: Don Mirault. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan.

Ebbtide's Revenge

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:00 AM WE Dorothy plays peacemaker when her brother's funeral revives the feud between his widow (Brenda Vaccaro) and Sophia. Father Salerno: Earl Boen. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rose: Betty White.

Stand By Your Man

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:30 PM WE Blanche (Rue McClanahan) blanches when she discovers that her date (Hugh Farrington) is disabled; Rose (Betty White) lands in the doghouse when she brings home a puppy. Librarian: Tom Nibley. Sophia: Estelle Getty.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Before They Die

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:00 PM WE Blanche offers "sexpertise" to Sophia, who wants to seduce her new love (Cesar Romero); and to Rose, who wants to be celibate. Miles: Harold Gould. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur.

Mrs. George Devereaux

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:30 PM WE Dorothy is in a triangle with Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner; and Blanche is in a daze: husband George (George Grizzard) is back from the grave. Policeman: Todd Jeffries. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White.

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:00 PM WE Dorothy tries to dissuade Sophia from becoming a nun; Blanche rear-ends someone (Paul Willson)---in Rose's car. Mother Superior: Kathleen Freeman. Sister Claire: Lela Ivy. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur.

Born Again

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:30 PM WE Stan heats up his relationship with Dorothy, but she wants him to cool it---or does she? Abby: Siobhan Fallon. Mr. Percy: Dion Anderson. Officer: Stan Roth. Stan: Herbert Edelman. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White.

Feelings

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:00 PM WE Questions of principle confront Dorothy, who is pressured into passing a failing football star, and Rose, who was fondled by her dentist (George Wyner). Kevin: Christopher Daniel Barnes. Coach Odlivak: Robert Constanzo.

Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 08:30 PM WE The nanny (Ruby Dee) who vanished when Blanche (Rue McClanahan) was a child reappears to ask a favor that Blanche can't bring herself to grant; Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy. Mrs. Contini: Peggy Rea.

Rose the Prude

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 06:30 PM WE Rose has qualms about sharing her stateroom on an upcoming cruise to the Bahamas with a man she likes. Arnie: Harold Gould. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Blanche: Rue McClanahan.

Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 06:00 PM WE Dorothy invites her ex to their daughter's wedding, but only because it'll give her the opportunity to get revenge. Beatrice Arthur. Kate: Lisa Jane Persky. Dennis: Dennis Drake. Rose: Betty White.

Pilot Episode

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 05:30 PM WE Dorothy's outspoken mother arrives, and Blanche's beau (Frank Aletter) proposes marriage. Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Coco: Charles Levin.

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 05:00 PM WE Blanche plays matchmaker for Dorothy when her Uncle Lucas comes to visit. Part 1 of two. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan.

Old Boyfriends

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:00 AM HALMRK Enter old boyfriends: Rose can't remember Thor of St. Olaf, and Sophia finds one in the personals who's always accompanied by his sister (Betty Garrett). Rose: Betty White. Sophia: Estelle Getty.

The Pope's Ring

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:30 AM HALMRK Sophia asks the Pope to bless a lonely friend in the hospital; Blanche's present to Rose is a detective to snoop on Miles (Harold Gould). Detective: Fred McCarren. Priest: Steven Gilborn. Pope: Gene Greytak.

From Here to the Pharmacy

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:00 AM HALMRK A reservist (Bruce Kirby) returns from the Gulf remembering Blanche as the girl of his dreams---but she can't remember him at all; Dorothy discovers that poor Sophia isn't poor. Security Guard: Ed Call. Rose: Betty White.

Room 7

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:30 AM HALMRK Sophia and Blanche have fleeting touches with the Great Beyond when Sophia nearly chokes to death and Blanche visits her grammy's plantation. Demolitions Man: Roy Brocksmith. Sal: Sid Melton. Sheriff: Don Stark.

Rose Loves Miles

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:00 AM HALMRK Dorothy asks Blanche to keep an eye on Sophia; Rose could slug Miles for being so tightfisted. Rose: Betty White. Miles: Harold Gould. Sophia: Estelle Getty . Blanche: Rue McClanahan.