TV Guide: George Lopez

George's Dog Days of Bummer

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 02:30 AM NIK Benny shows all the signs of clinical depression, and may lose her job for taking so much time off. L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has a cameo. Biker: Duane “Dog” Chapman. Jack: Jack Blessing. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

You Dropped a Mom on Me

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 02:00 AM NIK George wants to help Benny get an apartment, until he learns where her money goes; and Carmen is in denial about Jason breaking up with her. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:30 AM NIK Angie and George react to Carmen's determination to marry Jason. Also, misfortune befalls Benny, affecting the whole family. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Jason: Bryan Fisher.

George Negoti-Ate It

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:00 AM NIK In the fourth-season finale, George blows Jason's shot at a football scholarship. Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb have cameos. Driskel: Joel McKinnon Miller. Morey: Steve Ryan. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George Stare-oids Down Jason

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:30 AM NIK Stacy Keach plays Jason's father, whose financial aid can't cover misjudgments in Jason's behavior. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Brad: Erik Olson. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:00 AM NIK To build Angie's garage-office, George hires two old pals, who keep costs low---and permits invisible. Jim Belushi appears as an inspector. Bobby: Danny Trejo. Victor: Ricardo Antonio Chavira. Rob: Greg Lee. Laura: Michelle Paradise. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George Needs Anchor Management

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 11:30 PM NIK George's imagination runs wild when Angie has lunch with an old boyfriend, who's now a local anchorman. Vogel: Hayden Adams. Maitre D': Jim Lau. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George's Grand Slam

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 11:00 PM NIK Hilary Duff plays a feminist poet who inspires Carmen to enter a poetry slam, casting her in a new light for George. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George Watcha's Out for Jason

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 10:30 PM NIK George and Angie catch Carmen and her boyfriend Jason in a lie about his parents, who recently moved out of the country. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Officer: Barry Sigismondi. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

George Buys a Vow

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 10:00 PM NIK George plans to surprise Angie with a renewal of their vows by luring her to a fake wedding for his boss. Cameos include William Hung and Rip Taylor. Dell: Jennifer Hasty. Jack: Jack Blessing. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

George Takes a Stroll down Memory Pain

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 09:30 PM NIK Flashbacks show how newlyweds George and Angie lived with Benny, until an incident George hasn't known the entire truth about, until now. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Sabes Quake

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 09:00 PM NIK After an earthquake, Carmen and George are afraid to reenter the house, so they set up camp in the backyard. Inspector: Ron Pearson. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Vic: Emiliano Diez.

George Gets Assisterance

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:30 AM NIK George has another encounter with his sister, who wants to meet the mother who gave her up for adoption. Linda: Eva La Rue. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie.

George to the Third Power

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:00 AM NIK George goes behind his bosses' backs to their retired partner/brother to try to get a better dental plan. Dr. Holland: Michael Clarke Duncan. Lou: Paul Gleason. Jack: Jack Blessing. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:30 AM NIK Ernie dates his foster son's mom, a recovering alcoholic with other problems that don't endear her to George. Tammy: Gigi Rice. Ricky: J.B. Gaynor. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Prescription for Trouble

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:00 AM NIK Carmen wants birth-control pills for her 16th birthday, and Angie and George blame her boyfriend Jason, prompting a talk with him. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

E.I.? E.I. Oh.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:30 AM NIK A merger saddles George with a co-manager, whom he not-so-subtly tries to investigate when she dines at the Lopezes'. Vanessa: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Jack: Jack Blessing. Randy: Nick Offerman. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

SK8R BOYZ

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:00 AM NIK Popularity issues plague both Carmen and Max, but in their efforts to improve, only one gets arrested. Kyle: Will Myer. Trevor: Landon Bell. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

Home Sweet Homeschool

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 02:30 AM NIK Angie decides to home school Carmen after her private school rejects her and Angie's employer goes under. Janet: Kaitlin Olson. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

George of the Rings

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 02:00 AM NIK After forgetting their anniversary, George wants to buy Angie a ring he couldn't afford before, but the one she chooses is still beyond his means. Salesman: Ian Gomez. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Landlord Almighty

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:30 AM NIK Carmen's insistence on being treated like an adult prompts George to charge her rent. So she takes in a roommate. Taylor: Valeria Andrews. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:00 AM NIK Chingy and Carrot Top appear as George gets a lead on Carmen's location from the guy who took her there. Zack: Trevor Wright. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Bouncer: Marcus Brown. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-Ly What

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:30 AM NIK George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Randy: Nick Offerman. Officer: Steven Montfort. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

What George Doesn't Noah

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:00 AM NIK After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy. Noah: Johnny Pacar. Zack: Trevor Wright. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Wrecking Ball

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:30 PM NIK After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Big Bob: Harley Zumbrum. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

Bachelor Party

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:00 PM NIK Sandra Bullock returns as “Accident” Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy--- and wants to again. Randy: Nick Offerman. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Jack: Jack Blessing. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

She Drives Me Crazy

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:30 PM NIK George has little patience in teaching Carmen to drive, but he's better help than Benny, who's caught with a beer while riding with her. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Officer: Kendall Clement. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Dance Fever

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:00 PM NIK George is honored with a local business award, but Benny gives him no congratulations, though she's quick to praise Randy's video-game win. Jack: Jack Blessing. Randy: Nick Offerman. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

George's House of Cards

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:30 PM NIK George won't forgive Vic's $50 poker debt, despite owing the man thousands for the loan that rebuilt their fire-damaged garage. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

The Art of Boxing

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:00 PM NIK Laila Ali has a cameo as George and Vic hope to alleviate Max's stress by starting him boxing, but they tell Angie he's taking art classes. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.