TV Guide: George Lopez

Profiles in Courage

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:30:00 -0400

Fri Oct 17 10:30 PM NIK Fearing they'll lose a Government contract, George's bosses tell him to demote an Arabian inspector who knows how to fly. Hosni: Jason Antoon. Jack: Jack Blessing. Curtis: Carl Anthony Payne. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Max: Luis Garcia. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Bachelor Party

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:00:00 -0400

Fri Oct 17 10:00 PM NIK Sandra Bullock returns as “Accident” Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy--- and wants to again. Randy: Nick Offerman. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Jack: Jack Blessing. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:30:00 -0400

Thu Oct 16 10:30 PM NIK George's birthday surprise for Angie is a visit from her dad and her sister, who surprises George with a clandestine kiss. Gloria: Jacqueline Obradors. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George vs. George

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:00:00 -0400

Thu Oct 16 10:00 PM NIK Lou Diamond Phillips plays George Lopez, a man the Lopezes encounter via a credit snag. And there's another link between the two Georges: their father. Brenda: Miriam Flynn. Bartender: Kate Orsini. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-Ly What

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:30:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 10:30 PM NIK George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Randy: Nick Offerman. Officer: Steven Montfort. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

What George Doesn't Noah

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 10:00 PM NIK After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy. Noah: Johnny Pacar. Zack: Trevor Wright. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Girl Fight

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:30:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 10:30 PM NIK A slander of Carmen sends George to her school's conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30 years earlier. Tommy: Steven R. Schirripa. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Piper: Autumn Reeser. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Wrecking Ball

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 10:00 PM NIK After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Big Bob: Harley Zumbrum. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

George Lopez

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 02:00 AM NIK

George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:30:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 12:30 AM NIK Powers Aviation is sold, and the new owner (Edward James Olmos) asks George to make major life changes if he wants to stay on. Meanwhile, Benny's long-lost love (Jerry Springer) finally gives her a chance at living happily ever after.

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 12:00 AM NIK Chingy and Carrot Top appear as George gets a lead on Carmen's location from the guy who took her there. Zack: Trevor Wright. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Bouncer: Marcus Brown. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:30:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 11:30 PM NIK To build Angie's garage-office, George hires two old pals, who keep costs low---and permits invisible. Jim Belushi appears as an inspector. Bobby: Danny Trejo. Victor: Ricardo Antonio Chavira. Rob: Greg Lee. Laura: Michelle Paradise. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 11:00 PM NIK Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could it have something to do with the fact that his daughter, Veronica (Aimee Garcia), inherited millions? As it happens, Ray wants to help his daughter with her business venture.

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:30:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 10:30 PM NIK The Lopezes strike out against a new neighbor, who has put offensive decorations on his front lawn. Meanwhile, George and Angie run into an old friend (Mario Lopez), who takes an interest in Veronica.

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 10:00 PM NIK After belittling Angie's job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an impossibly demanding client (Eva Longoria) whom Angie dumped to show that anything she can do he can do better.

Jason Tutors Max

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:30:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 09:30 PM NIK When Max's tutor (Paris Hilton) proves too distracting, Carmen's boyfriend offers to fill in, though he barely has enough time for Carmen. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Brad: Trent Gill. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie.

Happy Birthdays

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 09:00 PM NIK Co-executive producer Sandra Bullock plays an accident-prone worker in an episode about George's distaste for birthday parties. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Garcia.