TV Guide: George Lopez

Listing: George Stare-oids Down Jason

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:30 AM NIK Stacy Keach plays Jason's father, whose financial aid can't cover misjudgments in Jason's behavior. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Brad: Erik Olson. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:00 AM NIK To build Angie's garage-office, George hires two old pals, who keep costs low---and permits invisible. Jim Belushi appears as an inspector. Bobby: Danny Trejo. Victor: Ricardo Antonio Chavira. Rob: Greg Lee. Laura: Michelle Paradise. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: George Needs Anchor Management

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 11:30 PM NIK George's imagination runs wild when Angie has lunch with an old boyfriend, who's now a local anchorman. Vogel: Hayden Adams. Maitre D': Jim Lau. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: George's Grand Slam

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 11:00 PM NIK Hilary Duff plays a feminist poet who inspires Carmen to enter a poetry slam, casting her in a new light for George. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: George Watcha's Out for Jason

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 10:30 PM NIK George and Angie catch Carmen and her boyfriend Jason in a lie about his parents, who recently moved out of the country. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Officer: Barry Sigismondi. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: George Buys a Vow

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 10:00 PM NIK George plans to surprise Angie with a renewal of their vows by luring her to a fake wedding for his boss. Cameos include William Hung and Rip Taylor. Dell: Jennifer Hasty. Jack: Jack Blessing. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Listing: George Takes a Stroll down Memory Pain

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 09:30 PM NIK Flashbacks show how newlyweds George and Angie lived with Benny, until an incident George hasn't known the entire truth about, until now. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Listing: Sabes Quake

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 09:00 PM NIK After an earthquake, Carmen and George are afraid to reenter the house, so they set up camp in the backyard. Inspector: Ron Pearson. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Vic: Emiliano Diez.

Listing: George Gets Assisterance

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:30 AM NIK George has another encounter with his sister, who wants to meet the mother who gave her up for adoption. Linda: Eva La Rue. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: George to the Third Power

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:00 AM NIK George goes behind his bosses' backs to their retired partner/brother to try to get a better dental plan. Dr. Holland: Michael Clarke Duncan. Lou: Paul Gleason. Jack: Jack Blessing. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:30 AM NIK Ernie dates his foster son's mom, a recovering alcoholic with other problems that don't endear her to George. Tammy: Gigi Rice. Ricky: J.B. Gaynor. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: Prescription for Trouble

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:00 AM NIK Carmen wants birth-control pills for her 16th birthday, and Angie and George blame her boyfriend Jason, prompting a talk with him. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

Listing: E.I.? E.I. Oh.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:30 AM NIK A merger saddles George with a co-manager, whom he not-so-subtly tries to investigate when she dines at the Lopezes'. Vanessa: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Jack: Jack Blessing. Randy: Nick Offerman. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: SK8R BOYZ

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:00 AM NIK Popularity issues plague both Carmen and Max, but in their efforts to improve, only one gets arrested. Kyle: Will Myer. Trevor: Landon Bell. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: Home Sweet Homeschool

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 02:30 AM NIK Angie decides to home school Carmen after her private school rejects her and Angie's employer goes under. Janet: Kaitlin Olson. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Listing: George of the Rings

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 02:00 AM NIK After forgetting their anniversary, George wants to buy Angie a ring he couldn't afford before, but the one she chooses is still beyond his means. Salesman: Ian Gomez. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: Landlord Almighty

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:30 AM NIK Carmen's insistence on being treated like an adult prompts George to charge her rent. So she takes in a roommate. Taylor: Valeria Andrews. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:00 AM NIK Chingy and Carrot Top appear as George gets a lead on Carmen's location from the guy who took her there. Zack: Trevor Wright. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Bouncer: Marcus Brown. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-Ly What

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:30 AM NIK George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Randy: Nick Offerman. Officer: Steven Montfort. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: What George Doesn't Noah

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:00 AM NIK After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy. Noah: Johnny Pacar. Zack: Trevor Wright. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: Wrecking Ball

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:30 PM NIK After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Big Bob: Harley Zumbrum. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: Bachelor Party

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:00 PM NIK Sandra Bullock returns as “Accident” Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy--- and wants to again. Randy: Nick Offerman. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Jack: Jack Blessing. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: She Drives Me Crazy

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:30 PM NIK George has little patience in teaching Carmen to drive, but he's better help than Benny, who's caught with a beer while riding with her. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Officer: Kendall Clement. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: Dance Fever

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:00 PM NIK George is honored with a local business award, but Benny gives him no congratulations, though she's quick to praise Randy's video-game win. Jack: Jack Blessing. Randy: Nick Offerman. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: George's House of Cards

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:30 PM NIK George won't forgive Vic's $50 poker debt, despite owing the man thousands for the loan that rebuilt their fire-damaged garage. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: The Art of Boxing

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:00 PM NIK Laila Ali has a cameo as George and Vic hope to alleviate Max's stress by starting him boxing, but they tell Angie he's taking art classes. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: Angie Gets Tanked

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 11:30 PM NIK Manning the dunk tank at a school fair, George offends a patron, whose payback involves a revealing picture of a freshly dunked Angie. Baseball's Kenny Lofton has a cameo. Eric: Soren Fulton. Lawrence: Jamal Mixon. Principal: Brooks Almy. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Angie: Constance Marie. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Listing: Jason Tutors Max

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 11:00 PM NIK When Max's tutor (Paris Hilton) proves too distracting, Carmen's boyfriend offers to fill in, though he barely has enough time for Carmen. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Brad: Trent Gill. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: Weekend at Benny's

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 10:30 PM NIK Fed up with the kids' spoiled behavior, George sentences them to spend a week at Benny's, living the way he was brought up. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: Benny and Randy

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 10:00 PM NIK Benny's boyfriend, Randy, breaks up with her after she disdains his desire for a more serious involvement. Randy: Nick Offerman. Shelley: Kelli Nordhus. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

Video: Team Leader

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A Saturday-morning chidren's series.

Video: The Unnatural

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

When Max is asked to not play in an upcoming Little League game because he can't hit the ball, George works tirelessly on improving his son's skills. But it takes a special visit from some of baseball's premier players (ROD CAREW, STEVE GARVEY, JOE MORGAN and JIM PALMER as themselves) to teach George that there's more to playing well than he thinks.

Video: The Wedding Dance

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The Lopezes host a wedding in their backyard. For the first time in their 16-year marriage, George asks a delighted Angie to slow dance with him, which she has always wanted to do. But he gets more than he expected when she drunkenly invents some new dance moves as the party guests look on.

Video: Super Bowl

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe (ISMAEL (EAST) CARLO), will die soon. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe--but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl tickets. Meanwhile, since Benny never taught George how to cope with death when he was younger, he has difficulty attending the funeral.

Video: Meet the Cuban Parents