TV Guide: Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 02:00 PM TBS Ray (Ray Romano) takes his depressed brother (Brad Garrett) for a night out, during which---surprise!---they bond. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts.

Father Knows Least

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 12:30 PM TBS When Ally (Madylin Sweeten) develops a stubborn streak, Debra convinces Ray to attend parenting class, where they learn a behavioral technique that works on both the child and her grandparents.

Ray's on TV

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 02:30 PM TBS Ray (Ray Romano) goes on TV for the first time, and he's anything but an unqualified success, according to his loved ones. Roy Firestone and James Worthy appear as themselves.

Why Are We Here?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 02:00 PM TBS A flashback shows how Ray and Debra (Patricia Heaton) wound up living across the street from his parents (Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle). Robert: Brad Garrett.

Fascinatin' Debra

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:30 PM TBS A radio psychologist (Mary Kay Adams) wants to interview Debra for a book on the American family, but finds the rest of the quirky Barones more interesting. Football's Desmond Howard has a cameo.

Neighbors

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 02:30 PM TBS Neighbors, upset with Ray's irksome parents (Peter Boyle, Doris Roberts), demand a powwow at his house, where his mom and dad stumble upon the meeting. Mack: Lance E. Nichols. Lilly: Cathy Ladman.

The Dog

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 02:00 PM TBS Raymond finds a stray dog that he gives to Robert (Brad Garrett). It's to make up for a puppy he had to get rid of years ago because of his allergies. Phyllis: Patience Cleveland. Debra: Patricia Heaton.

Recovering Pessimist

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 12:30 PM TBS Debra (Patricia Heaton) accuses Raymond of being a "total pessimist," so he promises to try focusing on the brighter side of life. Former manager Tommy Lasorda guest stars with sportscaster Marv Albert.

The Car

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 03:30 PM TBS Debra is floored to learn that their newly purchased used car was Ray's high-school "make-out mobile." Ray: Ray Romano. Lisa: Kristin Bauer. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts.

Who's Handsome?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 02:30 PM TBS Raymond can't face the fact that everybody thinks Robert (Brad Garrett) is "classically handsome," while he is merely "adorable...like a hamster." Amy: Monica Horan. Debra: Patricia Heaton.

The Ball

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 02:00 PM TBS Raymond (Ray Romano) adopts a policy of telling his children the truth about everything---even St. Nick. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Andy: Andy Kindler. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle.

Debra's Sick

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 12:30 PM TBS Debra (Patricia Heaton) comes down with the flu, so Raymond must take care of the kids. Terry Bradshaw has a cameo. Dr. Hammond: Jack Blessing. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle.

Turkey or Fish

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 02:30 PM TBS Feathers are ruffled when Debra (Patricia Heaton) suggests Thanksgiving dinner be held at their house, with striped bass as the main course. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Warren: Robert Culp. Mel: Phil Leeds.

Captain Nemo

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 02:00 PM TBS Raymond (Ray Romano) and Robert (Brad Garrett) wrestle over the captaincy of their men's league basketball team. Andy: Andy Kindler. Kevin: Kevin James. Dave: Dave Attell. Tom: Tom Paris.

Win, Lose or Draw

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 12:30 PM TBS Ray gets dealt into the poker game of his father (Peter Boyle) and his cronies. Garvin: Len Lesser. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Eddie: Murray Rubin.

In-Laws

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 02:30 PM TBS Raymond's globe-trotting in-laws (Robert Culp, Katherine Helmond) visit and invite his fusty parents to a fancy restaurant. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Raymond: Ray Romano.

Your Place or Mine?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 02:00 PM TBS After a marital blowup, Marie (Doris Roberts) crashes at Raymond and Debra's, while Frank (Peter Boyle) savors his suddenly single status. Robert: Brad Garrett. Raymond: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton.

Look Don't Touch

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 12:30 PM TBS Ray gets into hot water with Debra (Patricia Heaton) when he tries to deny that he's attracted to a saucy waitress (Tina Arning) at Nemo's Pizzeria. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Nemo: Joseph V. Perry. Suzy: Susan Varon.

Standard Deviation

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 02:30 PM TBS Raymond is smarting when he gets the results of an IQ test that he and Debra (Patricia Heaton) took as part of Robert's criminal-psychology course. Robert: Brad Garrett. Bernie: Tom McGowan.

I Wish I Were Gus

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 02:00 PM TBS Ray (Ray Romano) is chosen to deliver the eulogy at his late uncle's funeral, an occasion that serves as a reunion between Ray's mother and her feuding sister, Alda (Jean Stapleton). Marie: Doris Roberts.

Frank the Writer

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 12:30 PM TBS Frank (Peter Boyle) believes he has the write stuff when Reader's Digest publishes one of his anecdotes. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts.

I Love You

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 02:30 PM TBS Debra (Patricia Heaton) wonders why Raymond has such trouble saying "I love you" out loud. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Marie: Doris Roberts.

Pilot Episode

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 02:00 PM TBS In the pilot, Ray (Ray Romano) must uninvite his meddlesome parents to his wife's birthday party because she wants some space for a change. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle.

Finale

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 12:30 PM TBS As the series concludes, Ray has a close call during outpatient surgery and Debra is determined not to tell him or Marie. Of course, there is no such thing as a secret in the Barone family.

Pat's Secret

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 7 04:30 PM TBS Robert learns a surprising secret about his mother-in-law, Pat (Georgia Engel), when Amy's parents visit to celebrate their daughter's birthday. Hank: Fred Willard. Peter: Chris Elliott.

Power of No

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 7 04:00 PM TBS Ray tries to control Debra by continually turning down her advances in the bedroom. It's a strategy that works---until she discovers what he's doing.

Sister-in-Law

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 7 03:30 PM TBS Ray tells Robert that Amy talks too much after she chats with Ray for over an hour while he tries to watch a basketball game on TV. Of course, Robert tells Amy, which leads to a heated confrontation between “Lady Chatterly” and her insensitive brother-in-law.

Tasteless Frank

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 6 02:30 PM TBS Marie believes she is losing her ability to cook after Frank puts salt on her lasagna.

Faux Pas

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 6 02:00 PM TBS Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend and the faux pas quickly spirals out of control when he repeats it to the boy's dad. George: Joel McKinnon Miller. Chris: Skyler Gisondo.

Favors

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 6 12:30 PM TBS Debra and Marie confront Ray about his habit of never picking up after himself.