TV Guide: Everybody Hates Chris

Listing: Everybody Hates Funerals

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 05:30 PM BET Rochelle's father (Jimmie Walker) visits, but he dies of a heart attack while eating dinner. Rochelle then has to help her controlling mother with the funeral arrangements.

Listing: Everybody Hates the Lottery

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:30 PM BET Chris becomes the champion player of an arcade game at the corner store; Julius and Rochelle agree to cut back on their guilty pleasures (her chocolates, his lottery tickets) to save money.

Listing: Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:00 PM BET Chris fears that he won't receive a Valentine's Day card from anyone, but then he meets a cute girl on the bus. Back at home, Julius gets worried when Tonya says she has a boyfriend at school.

Listing: Everybody Hates the Gout

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:30 PM NIK Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents; Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas.

Listing: Everybody Hates Drew

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:00 PM NIK Chris takes karate lessons and accidentally breaks Drew's hand; Tonya learns the art of gossiping when she goes with Rochelle to the beauty shop.

Listing: Everybody Hates Picture Day

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:30 PM BET Chris tries to find the perfect clothes to wear for picture day at school; Rochelle attempts to sell cosmetics from her home, but the women she invites are only interested in eating her food.

Listing: Everybody Hates Christmas

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:00 PM BET Chris wants a portable cassette player for Christmas, but his parents can't afford to buy one. At school, Chris brings in canned goods for the needy and is surprised to find out that the food drive is for him. Mrs. Morello: Jacqueline Mazarella.

Listing: Everybody Hates Jail

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 09:30 PM NIK Chris gets tips on raising the most dough in a school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which gets him in trouble with the police; Julius's plan to see “Dreamgirls” with Rochelle for their anniversary gets thwarted. Joey Caruso: Travis Flory. Desk Sargeant: Darius Dudley. Gunman: Owen Smith.

Listing: Everybody Hates DJs

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 09:00 PM NIK Chris is asked to be a deejay at a party, so he buys expensive equipment and renames himself DJ Chrissy Chris; Drew tries to get Julius to take him to a magic show, but Julius' fear of rabbits gets in the way.

Listing: Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:30 PM BET Chris wants to buy a leather jacket so girls will think he's cool. To earn money for it, he works with his dad delivering newspapers. Also, Drew dares Tonya to drink a hot-sauce shake and she ends up in the emergency room. Keisha: Aree Davis.

Listing: Everybody Hates Food Stamps

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:00 PM BET Julius finds $200 in food stamps, but Rochelle is too embarrassed to use them; Chris and Greg have a falling out over a science project they are working on together. Sheila: Keesha Sharp.

Listing: Everybody Hates James

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:30 PM NIK Julius tries to improve his marriage by watching Oprah Winfrey on TV, but Rochelle misreads his new attitude and assumes he is having an affair; Chris volunteers for a Big Brother program and is assigned a surprising "little brother."

Listing: Everybody Hates Keisha

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:00 PM NIK Chris tries to impress the girl of his dreams (Aree Davis) after she's hired to tutor Drew, but his heart breaks when he discovers them kissing in his bedroom. Elsewhere, Julius is a bundle of nerves when he finds himself attracted to another woman. Caruso: Travis Flory. Greg: Vincent Martella. Detective: P.J. Marino.

Listing: Everybody Hates the Laundromat

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:30 PM BET A tired Chris spends his Saturday morning with his siblings at a Laundromat, and Tonya storms out after arguing with Chris. Elsewhere, Julius and Rochelle shop for a new television and a salesman tries to get them to sign up for a credit card. Salesman: Phil Ursino. Manager: Gerry Black. Shiela: Keesha Sharp.

Listing: Everybody Hates the Babysitter

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:00 PM BET Julius and Rochelle have a “date night” and hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but she has to leave to take care of a personal matter, so Chris must cover for her.

Listing: Everybody Hates Halloween

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 12:30 PM BET Halloween starts out as a treat for Chris when an older girl invites him to a costume party, but Caruso has a trick for the teen---rotten eggs. Meanwhile, Julius buys cheap candy to hand out to the neighborhood kids. Sweet Tooth: Antonio Fargas. Lisa: Jazz Raycole. Shabazz: Alex Brown. Caruso: Travis Flory.

Listing: Everybody Hates Greg

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 12:00 PM BET Chris's friendship with Greg is jeopardized when they break the rules of Greg's house by playing video games after school. Elsewhere, Tonya misses having her big brother around to take the fall for her misdeeds. Art: Gary Basaraba. Greg: Vincent Martella.

Listing: Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 09:30 PM NIK Chris becomes a reporter for the school newspaper and writes a fictitious story about a serial killer in his neighborhood, which causes widespread panic. Meanwhile, Rochelle campaigns for a slick city councilman, much to Julius' dismay.

Listing: Everybody Hates Blackie

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 09:00 PM NIK Chris is allowed to get a dog after his family's apartment is robbed, and he's charged with training it to be a guard dog. Meanwhile, since the TV was stolen, Drew and Tonya start making prank phone calls to pass the time.

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Vincent Martella, Tequan Richmond, Terry Crews, Tyler James Williams, Imani Hakim and Tichina Arnold

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Everybody Hates Chris, Vincent Martella, Tequan Richmond, Terry Crews, Tyler James Williams, Imani Hakim, Tichina Arnold

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Tyler James Williams

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Tequan Richmond, Tyle James Williams, Tichina Arnold and Imani Hakim

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tequan Richmond, Tyle James Williams, Tichina Arnold, Imani Hakim

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Tyler James Williams

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Tichina Arnold

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tichina Arnold

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" - Vincent Martella

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Everybody Hates Chris, Vincent Martella

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" - Chris Webber

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Everybody Hates Chris, Chris Webber

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Kwanza" - Phylicia Rashad as "Kathleen Deveraux"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Phylicia Rashad

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Kwanza " - Jeris Lee Poindexter, Tyler James Williams, Phylicia Rashad

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Everybody Hates Chris, Jeris Lee Poindexter, Tyler James Williams, Phylicia Rashad

Photo: "Everybody Hates Minimum Wage"- Tyler James Williams as "Chris"

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Everybody Hates Chris,Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Minimum Wage"- Eva Marcelle as "Mrs. Crabtree"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Eva Marcelle

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Minimum Wage"- Eva Marcelle as "Mrs. Crabtree"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Eva Marcelle

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad" - Todd Bridges, Tyler James Williams, Blake Hightower

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Everybody Hates Chris, Todd Bridges, Tyler James Williams, Blake Hightower

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad" - Tichina Arnold, Tyler James Williams

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Everybody Hates Chris,Tichina Arnold, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad" - Tichina Arnold, Tyler James Williams

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Everybody Hates Chris,Tichina Arnold, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad" - Tyler James Williams as "Chris" and Paige Hurd as "Tasha"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams, Paige Hurd

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Driving" - Vincent Martella as "Greg" and Tyler James Williams as "Chris"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Vincent Martella,Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Driving" - Tyler James Williams as "Chris"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Driving" - Tyler James Williams as "Chris", Terry Crews as "Julius"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams, Terry Crews

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 premiere, "Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor " - Chris Rock