TV Guide: Everybody Hates Chris

Listing: Everybody Hates Promises

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:30 PM BET Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Back at home, Rochelle's ne'er-do-well brother visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius isn't too happy about it.

Listing: Everybody Hates the Buddy System

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:00 PM BET The school's new principal (Jason Alexander) teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in the hope that the two will bond. Back at home, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after her mom tells her she can't wear them.

Listing: Everybody Hates Malvo

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:30 AM BET Chris gets robbed by a local thug after Doc lets him work the cash register at the corner store, and he fears the thief will kill him if he snitches. At home, Julius gets angry when Tonya tapes over his soap opera and he refuses to apologize to her after Rochelle tells him he hurt Tonya's feelings.

Listing: Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:30 PM NIK Malvo demands that Chris steal a gold chain for him and threatens a beating if Chris doesn't comply. Meanwhile, Rochelle is furious when she learns Julius has a credit card he never told her about; Tonya tries to win concert tickets to see Billy Ocean.

Listing: Everybody Hates Elections

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:30 PM BET Chris tries to write a campaign speech to win votes for class president; Rochelle rents out the upstairs apartment to a funeral director with a long list of lady friends; Drew finds money that Rochelle lost and spends it.

Listing: Everybody Hates Rejection

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 PM BET Chris prepares for his first date with a girl from the neighborhood. Also, a nosy new neighbor (Whoopi Goldberg) moves in and pressures Rochelle to organize a neighborhood watch patrol.

Listing: Everybody Hates Snow Day

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 08:30 PM NIK Snow blankets the city, and when Chris arrives at school he discovers that he and principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) are the only ones there. Meanwhile, Rochelle gets stuck on a subway with a robber; and Mr. Omar looks after Tonya and Drew while Julius tries to get to Chris' school so he can bring him home.

Listing: Everybody Hates the Class President

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:30 PM BET Chris runs for eighth-grade class president against Caruso. Back at home, Julius tries to reduce the amount of stress in his life after learning he has high blood pressure.

Listing: Everybody Hates Corleone

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:00 PM BET Chris tries to get himself expelled from Corleone Junior High, where he routinely gets picked on, so he can transfer to the local middle school. At home, everybody complains that Julius stinks now that he works at a fish market.

Listing: Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 08:30 PM NIK Chris becomes a hall monitor at school to get some respect, but no one takes him seriously. At home, Julius grows weary of hearing Rochelle complain about her new job, and Tonya gets frustrated when her girlfriends spend more time with Drew than with her.

Listing: Everybody Hates Father's Day

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 05:00 PM BET Chris tries to find the perfect Father's Day gift for Julius, but all his dad wants is to spend the day alone, which upsets Rochelle.

Listing: Everybody Hates Playboy

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 10:30 PM NIK Chris finds a Playboy magazine hidden in his dad's toolbox and takes it to school, where he charges kids a dollar to look at it. But when Caruso steals the magazine, Chris must find a way to replace it before Julius discovers that it's missing.

Listing: Everybody Hates Gambling

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 10:00 PM NIK Chris wins a lot of money for Doc by correctly predicting upsets in pro basketball games---until the neighborhood bookie threatens him. Back at home, Tonya gets tips from Julius on how to beat Drew in checkers.

Listing: Everybody Hates Cutting School

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 09:30 PM NIK Chris and Greg cut class to catch a matinee of “Ghostbusters,” but they're the ones who end up getting busted; Rochelle embarrasses Tonya and Drew when she helps out at their school's book fair; Julius spends a frustrating day trying to get his driver's license renewed at the DMV.

Listing: Everybody Hates Jail

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 09:00 PM NIK Chris gets tips on raising the most dough in a school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which gets him in trouble with the police; Julius's plan to see “Dreamgirls” with Rochelle for their anniversary gets thwarted. Joey Caruso: Travis Flory. Desk Sargeant: Darius Dudley. Gunman: Owen Smith.

Listing: Everybody Hates a Liar

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 08:30 PM NIK Rumors swirl that Chris and Tasha are a hot couple after she publicly kisses him on the cheek for removing a mouse from her grandmother's apartment, and Chris does nothing to stop them. Also, Julius wants to get something fun with his trading stamps but Rochelle wants a new refrigerator.

Listing: Everybody Hates the Gout

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 08:00 PM NIK Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents; Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas.

Listing: Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 04:00 PM BET Julius tries to impress his so-called smarter brother (Wayne Brady) by cooking a perfect Thanksgiving dinner but, of course, things don't go quite as planned.

Listing: Everybody Hates Superstition

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 03:30 PM BET Things start going Chris's way at home and at school after he wears his dad's lucky socks; Drew prepares to sing in a school talent show, even though he can't carry a tune.

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Vincent Martella, Tequan Richmond, Terry Crews, Tyler James Williams, Imani Hakim and Tichina Arnold

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Everybody Hates Chris, Vincent Martella, Tequan Richmond, Terry Crews, Tyler James Williams, Imani Hakim, Tichina Arnold

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Tyler James Williams

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Tequan Richmond, Tyle James Williams, Tichina Arnold and Imani Hakim

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tequan Richmond, Tyle James Williams, Tichina Arnold, Imani Hakim

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Tyler James Williams

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates G.E.D." - Tichina Arnold

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tichina Arnold

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" - Vincent Martella

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Everybody Hates Chris, Vincent Martella

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" - Chris Webber

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Everybody Hates Chris, Chris Webber

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Kwanza" - Phylicia Rashad as "Kathleen Deveraux"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Phylicia Rashad

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Kwanza " - Jeris Lee Poindexter, Tyler James Williams, Phylicia Rashad

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Everybody Hates Chris, Jeris Lee Poindexter, Tyler James Williams, Phylicia Rashad

Photo: "Everybody Hates Minimum Wage"- Tyler James Williams as "Chris"

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Everybody Hates Chris,Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Minimum Wage"- Eva Marcelle as "Mrs. Crabtree"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Eva Marcelle

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Minimum Wage"- Eva Marcelle as "Mrs. Crabtree"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Eva Marcelle

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad" - Todd Bridges, Tyler James Williams, Blake Hightower

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Everybody Hates Chris, Todd Bridges, Tyler James Williams, Blake Hightower

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad" - Tichina Arnold, Tyler James Williams

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Everybody Hates Chris,Tichina Arnold, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad" - Tichina Arnold, Tyler James Williams

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Everybody Hates Chris,Tichina Arnold, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad" - Tyler James Williams as "Chris" and Paige Hurd as "Tasha"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams, Paige Hurd

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Driving" - Vincent Martella as "Greg" and Tyler James Williams as "Chris"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Vincent Martella,Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Driving" - Tyler James Williams as "Chris"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 - "Everybody Hates Driving" - Tyler James Williams as "Chris", Terry Crews as "Julius"

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Everybody Hates Chris, Tyler James Williams, Terry Crews

Photo: Everybody Hates Chris - Season 3 premiere, "Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor " - Chris Rock