TV Guide: Chocolate News

Video: Chocolate News Season 1

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sketch superstar David Alan Grier returns to television with an audaciously afro-tastic spoof of TV magazine shows, featuring biting dispatches from the urban jungle and outrageous reports from the frontlines of pop culture.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

David Alan Grier gives a list of things that black people want white people to give up. Next, visit Black Comic-Con. Later, see the Obama White House application. Finally, hear about the second biggest news story for black people this year.

Video: Chocolate News 109

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Hear about America's Next Top Black Preacher. Also, watch an expose on the original all-black KISS. Get a preview of the presidential inauguration. Also, learn about Blowfly, the father of rap. Finally, a roundtable discussion on Condi Rice.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Meet Black Daddy, a new R&B singer. Next, learn about a "Blacks Only" electric chair. Later, an NFL summit raises awareness on brain damage. Also, the "gangsta" side of being enlisted in the U.S. Army. Finally, a roundtable about black people and guns.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Does Beyonce's L'Oreal deal make her too white? Nickelodeon hires rapper Fat Man. Later, an expose on "beat down" DVDs. Also, see the latest trend in imported African spring water. Finally, why are there few acting roles for mentally challenged blacks?

Video: Chocolate News 106

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

"Dog the Bounty Hunter" returns to TV. Also, a new abstinence program encourages college students to have sex. Later, an expose on half-black and half-white conjoined twins. Finally, hear how Hootie (from Hootie and the Blowfish) is restarting his career.

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Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Is Obama getting a little too comfortable by wearing track suits and building a basketball court in the White House? Next, Thelonias Brown prescribes medicinal crack pills. Later, the shocking story of people who adopt African babies and dispose of them when they get older. Also, meet death row inmate Harland Mathers, who eats an endless buffet to avoid being executed, and meet Dishan Jameson, a rookie fat black hockey goalie who is changing the face of the sport. Finally, Oprah is leaving her show and this is an emergency! We new a new powerful sassy black woman to replace her.

Video: Chocolate News 104

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

David Alan Grier and his correspondents "flow" with the latest election results. Will they be cheering a chocolate White House or wondering if America has lost its damn mind?

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Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

David Alan Grier begins with a plea to all African Americans: please don't do anything dumb before election day on November 5. Then, Chocolate News profiles the Denegrofication Institute, which specializes in reforming wiggers to their natural white selves. Later, meet the Jackie Robinson of porn, Licorice Stick. Not only did he break the color barrier, he also invented some of the most classic sex moves in the business - the double dookie dip, the Detroit mud pie and the Cleveland compost heap. Chocolate News will also expose John McCain's close racist advisor, who also happens to be his dry-cleaner. Get ready for DAG to shed light on one of the most tragic ailments in black America, Fat Black Mama Syndrome or FBMS. Finally, a political roundtable in which DAG argues that McCain's prison time does not qualify him for the presidency. If it did, we'd be saluting President Mike Got-Damn Tyson, now wouldn't we?

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Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

David Alan Grier kicks things off with a message to white America: stop worrying about electing a black president. He's not black. He's half-black. Also, DAG reports on how thugs in the hood are dealing with the national gas shortage. Later, meet Candleabra, a man who feels like a woman with a man inside her telling her to be the woman that he really is. Then, one man's plan to boost black participation in professional sports nothing that can't be solved with a harmless little injection. And finally, the most racist voting machine you've ever seen.

Video: Chocolate News 101

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500

David Alan Grier laments the devastating death of hip-hop followed by Maya Angelou's Inaugural poetry for Barack Obama and John McCain. Plus, platinum-selling rapper Fat Man delivers his message to America's classrooms, and a bi-racial commission comes up with guidelines for usage of the racial epithet: the N-word.

Photo: Chocolate News - Season 1 - David Alan Grier as Black Daddy

courtesy Ian White/Comedy Central — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:30:00 -0500