TV Guide: Best Week Ever

Video: Genius Dog Forced to Mambo on Spanish TV Instead of Curing Dog Cancer

Best Week Ever — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The golden retriever you are about to see is a genius. We are not saying this sarcastically. This dog is technically smarter than actual human relatives of mine. So what did the fine people of Latin America decide to do with this one in a million treasure?They put him in a skirt and taught him how to dance the mambo.Not gonna lie, that was probably their best move. This is easily one of the greatest things the internet has ever given to us (after Faith, of course.) HE IS SO GRACEFUL.

Video: VIDEO: Kristen Wiig Reads The Classic Poems Of Suzanne Somers

Best Week Ever — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

I didn;t wake up this morning expecting that I was gonna write a post involving the poems of one Suzanne Somers, but hey, when I;m wrong, I;m wrong.Here;s a clip of Kristen Wiig reading Somers; seminal poetry volume as part of the Celebrity Autobiography series, which kicks off this week;s New York Comedy Festival. Please, please tell me someone;s going to read this at some point...

Video: Sesame Street Turns 40, Doesn;t Look a Day Over 3

Best Week Ever — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Today is Sesame Street;s 40th Birthday. How did we remember? Well...We saw Big Bird;s giant orange and clearly very strong legs replacing our "L";s in an early morning Google search. And once we realized it;s impossible for a muppet to die, we were all "Happy Birthday!"Sesame Street was an integral part of millions of childhoods, including our own. On November 10, the show will be celebrating its 40TH BIRTHDAY, with a special episode featuring First Lady Michelle Obama interacting with Face Lettuce.When I was little, it wasn;t a morning without sitting through an episode of Sesame Street with my Mom. Everything about it cracked me up as a kid - and frankly, still does as an adult - but, apparently, I was also learning something. I;ve met people who claim that Sesame Street is a cause for ADD, to which I say "You have no idea what you;re talking ab- what was that? Did you guys hear that? Oh, I like your shoes. Jeez it;s hot out. Go Yankees!" But all that ADD was well worth it

Video: VIDEO: The Cat Massage Sequel You;ve All Been Waiting For... DOG Massage

Best Week Ever — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thanks for coming to this meeting, fellow pixies who magically make ridiculous things appear on the internet. I gathered you here today because Cat Massage was a terrific success, but internet attendance has plateaued this quarter, and we need something fresh to win back our jaded customers for a couple minutes.More cat massage?That;s on the right track, but no - anyone else?How bout DOG Massage?Wondermo Magifluff, you;ve done it again! Go ahead and make Dog Massage magically appear on the internet, ASAP.

Video: 30 Seconds to Gay Mars: Adam Lambert;s Album Preview is Here

Best Week Ever — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

OK ladies and gentlemen (you know who you are). Big. Big. Day. 30 second previews of each song off of Adam Lambert;s upcoming "For Your Entertainment" album are upon us. And while 30 seconds is not nearly enough time for us to fully fuse our flesh and brains with Lambert;s debut album, it;s a nice amuse bouche for the fun that is yet to come. Feel free to listen along to the songs (conveniently threaded together in this vid courtesy of ONTD) while reading our review ahead. 1. Music Again: The preview starts off sounding very Mika-ish, which is A-OK by us, as we love Mika. It then drifts into Trans-Siberian Orchestra territory, another totally great thing in our eyes. It;s outlandish and theatery, definitely, which is exactly why we are on the edge of our seats for the album release.2. For Your Entertainment: IT GREW ON ME, OK. I still haven;t plunked down the $1.29 to download it, but can almost guarantee that when I buy the entire album, I will come full circle to love it.

Video: VIDEO HITS ONE: Weezer Performs With Kenny G In Ongoing Effort To Just Be The Internet

Best Week Ever — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Here;s a video of Weezer performing with Kenny G.It;s not bad, but seriously, is Weezer even a band anymore or just a series of viral videos intended to virally exist and virally be viral? They;re within a month of just getting sucked into the internet like The Lawnmower Man and just existing in hyperspace forever. Which would be an improvement over Make Believe.Viral internetness:

Video: VIDEO: Dennis Rodman Discusses Kobe, LeBron On... Judge Jeanine Pirro?

Best Week Ever — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Dennis Rodman appeared on Judge Jeanine Pirro yesterday to sue his former assistant / weigh in on the Kobe vs. LeBron debate / make me aware of this program;s existence / promote the Criterion Collection release of Double Team / force my subconscious to continually question whether the reality my eyes perceive is truly accurate.Here;s the clip of Rodman pallin; around with Judge J.P - The full segment can also be seen here:

Video: A Guide To Asking a Woman Out in The Sudan

Best Week Ever — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

1. Put all your diamonds in a pile.2. Get your sweatband dry-cleaned.3. Polish your green screen.4. Turn the video camera on.5. Take her to the movies.Or just watch this... instructional... music video. It goes without saying I am in love now.

Video: TRAILER MIX: Finally, Every Movie Ever... In Persia

Best Week Ever — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The Prince of Persia is a movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal who plays a Prince in Persia. Pretty self-explanny, right? WRONG. Because this movie happens to be produced by the Sorcerer;s Explosion Apprentice himself, Jerry Bruckheimer. The guy has produced every major action flick for the past 100 or so years, including, we think, this one. So we were excited to hear that the trailer for Gyllenhaal;s first big action film in a long while was out. But watching it, something looked familiar. Wait, no, EVERYTHING LOOKED FAMILIAR. That;s because The Prince of Persia has managed to incorporate imagery or special effects or similar looking shots from the following list of films:ALL SET IN PERSIA. Watch the trailer and tell us - Did we leave any of the movies this movie copied from out?

Video: BEST DAY EVER: Tiffany Haddish Has Plenty Of Halloween Leftovers To Go Around

Best Week Ever — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Al Roker lost control of the Ewoks on the Today Show set, and Barbara Walters just lost control of herself on The View. It was a pretty frightening day all around the TV dial on Friday, and Tiffany Haddish was there to bring you the best moments in this episode of Best Day Ever:

Video: Kelly Clarkson;s Stewie Griffin Costume Isn;t Not Creepy

Best Week Ever — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Continuing what;s sure to be an exhausting day of celebrity Halloween costume choices from the weekend, here;s Kelly Clarkson performing in a not entirely unscary Stewie Griffin costume over the weekend:I;d make a joke about the non-topicality of the Stewie Halloween costume craze, but I make it a point to intentionally pick an embarrassingly nontopical costume myself each year, so I;ll give her a pass (I;m really leaning towards Neo from The Matrix next year...)Here;s a video of the performance to get the costume;s full flattering effect; note the similarities between other artists; "wacky Halloween shows" and just any Flaming Lips concert:

Video: Christopher Walken Reading "Poker Face" Shockingly Appears On The Internet

Best Week Ever — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

I cannot believe this clip of Christopher Walken reading the lyrics to "Poker Face" has made its way onto the internet and is being passed around.This is the INTERNET, people - it;s a place to examine Renaissance paintings, to listen to classical concertos, and to ponder deep philosophical musings. Since when did wacky one-minute videos become part of the internet??Frankly, I am shocked and appalled by this new revelation. Lord Phineas J. Internet III must be rolling over in his grave.

Video: "3″ Sprays of Britney Spears Fragrance Will Turn Your Life Into Trashy Dance Video