TV Guide: Bernie Mac Show

Laughing Matters

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:30 PM FX Bernie sees Angela Bassett for acting tips after landing his first dramatic lead; Jordan leads a revolt at a day-care center; a new friend is put off by Vanessa's affluence. Teri: Ashley Monique Clark. Molly: Davenia McFadden. Donna: Naya Rivera. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Love Thy Nephew

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:00 PM FX Bernie likes his new neighbor (Greg Germann), until he objects to the tree house Bernie and Jordan build, prompting a war that goes beyond words. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis.

Eye of the Tiger

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:30 PM FX Shaquille O'Neal has a cameo, and Jordan drops basketball for rhythmic gymnastics, to the horror of Bernie, who finds it embarrassing and effeminate. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

For a Few Dollars More

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:00 PM FX Bernie pulls out all the stops to make Jordan's 10th (and first) birthday party attractive to guests, since there's another party on the same day.

Meet the Grandparents

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:30 PM FX Grandparenting is fun for Wanda's visiting parents, until they care for the kids while Wanda and Bernie have a day alone. Leora: Janet Hubert. Lloyd: Steven Williams. Todd: Andre Jamal Kinney. Joan Lefko: Meagen Fay. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

The Other Sister

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:00 PM FX Bernie's younger sister (Niecy Nash) makes an impression on the kids, but it's not the kind Bernie would like. Joan Lefko: Meagan Fay. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Kenny: Jake Gridley. Sister Mary: Mary Boucher. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Nut Job

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:30 PM FX Bernie's decree that the kids get involved in activities comes back to haunt him when he's drafted as a supervisor. Coach: M. Darnell Suttles. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Maid Man

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 PM FX Bernie hires a maid (Theresa Saldana), who's a big help to him, until the kids get to her by taking advantage. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Incredible Bulk

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:30 PM FX Bernie sees buying in bulk as a solution to the kids' feeding frenzy, but it only turns them (and him) into gluttons for punishment---from Wanda (Kellita Smith). Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Chess Wars

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:00 PM FX Bernie uses principles of chess to check the kids' desires, but Jordan's no pawn as he moves to achieve his goal: a paintball gun. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Pink Gold

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 04:30 PM FX Jay Leno welcomes Bernie and Chris Rock to “The Tonight Show,” unaware that there's a rift between them from their early days. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Leaving Los Angeles

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 04:00 PM FX After taking the kids to the movies, Las Vegas-bound Bernie is further delayed by scenes that grow out of what they saw there, but weren't supposed to see. Donna: Naya Rivera. Flight Attendant: Julie Wittner. Mazer: Gil Christner. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Raging Election

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:00 PM FX India.Arie has a cameo as Bernie takes a pro-active role in Vanessa's election campaign and Jordan's history project. Pound: Dennis Bailey. Chelsea: Danielle Panabaker. Craig: Beau Wirick. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Magic Jordan

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 03:30 PM FX Penn and Teller offer moral support as Jordan uses magic to impress his first crush, Vanessa's friend Jill (Alexa Vega), who ultimately saws his heart in two. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Bernie Mac Rope-a Dope

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:30 PM FX Wesley Snipes plays Wanda's boss Duke, who hosts a dinner party where Bernie becomes embarrassed by his kid-influenced brain. Vicki: Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon. Robert: Tony Winters. Deborah: Deborah Dir. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Sin Cup

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:00 PM FX Punished for perceived blasphemy, Jordan gets Bryanna to strike back for him by explaining how to keep the family free from sin. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

The Sweet Life

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 01:30 PM FX Don Rickles guest stars as a neighbor whose ideas about lowering Bernie's high cholesterol have nothing to do with dieting or exercise. Doctor: Dennis Dun. Frank: Richard Erdman. Mel: Howard Mann. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

The United Front

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 01:00 PM FX Bernie enlists Wanda to join him in a “united front” to be tougher on the kids, but she doesn't like getting the same cold shoulder they give him. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.