TV Guide: Bernie Mac Show

Listing: The Big Payback

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 03:30 PM FX To pay off expensive new shoes, Vanessa goes to work for Bernie in his office, where she learns how being a celebrity pays off---in free stuff. Denise: Karen Malina White. Donna: Naya Rivera. Serge: Rich Cross. Sales Associate: Necar Zadegan. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Listing: Marathon Mac

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 03:00 PM FX Charles Barkley bets Bernie can't beat his time in a 10-K charity run, and Bernie's training may confirm it. Adam Carolla also has a cameo. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Listing: Wrestling with a Sticky Situation

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 01:30 PM FX Stone Cold Steve Austin advises Bernie as Jordan makes the wrestling team; Wanda fights back when Vanessa borrows her clothes. Tracy: Sabrae Smith. Coach Ramey: Charles Butler. Coach Rogers: Michael G. Coleman.

Listing: Father Knows Best

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 01:00 PM FX Anthony Anderson guest stars as a Chicagoan who says he's Bryana's father, and he makes up for lost time by spoiling her.

Listing: Walk like a Man

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 03:30 PM FX In the fourth-season finale, Bernie has Jordan walk home from school to make new friends, whom he joins in vandalizing property. Meanie: Loren Freeman. Todd: Josh Blaylock. Jason: Nicholas Morrison. Mark: Taj Stewart. Drew: Alexander Bass. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Listing: The Music Mac

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 03:00 PM FX Isaac Hayes has a cameo as Bernie tries to foster Vanessa's burgeoning musical talent, mostly against her will. Teri: Ashley Monique Clark. Sanjay: Neil Joshi. Aneesh: Abhi Sinha. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Listing: The Big Picture

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 01:30 PM FX Bernie hires a personal assistant after Wanda errs in making his travel plans. Wrestling's Triple H has a cameo. Dosha: Shania Accius. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Listing: I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 01:00 PM FX Jordan has a girlfriend, but when Bernie thinks it's too platonic, he gives Jordan some tips. And then Jordan has no girlfriend. Nef: Laivan Greene. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Listing: You Got Served

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 12:30 PM FX Bernie tries to minimize costs for Bryanna's birthday party, but an incident leads to a lawsuit filed by the parents of her best friend. Riley: Aria Wallace. Mickey: Phil Reeves. Burt: Scott Atkinson. Tony: Eric Lange. Ginnie: Nicole Avant. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Listing: You Don't Know Squad

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 12:00 PM FX Bernie's ecstatic when Vanessa makes the high-school spirit squad---until he sees their skimpy costumes and suggestive moves. Teri: Ashley Monique Clark. Morgan: Chaise Goris. Richardson: Mark Arnott. Isabella: Jacqueline Osaki. Ticket Agent: Liza Del Mundo. Bus Driver: Michael G. Coleman. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Listing: Manchild in Vanessa Land

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 03:30 PM FX Bernie struggles to find something objectionable about the boy Vanessa's seeing, until one little matter finally pops up. Rahim: Darryl Reed Jr. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. W.B.: Reginald Ballard.

Listing: Jack and Jacqueline

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 03:00 PM FX Bernie comes to embrace an organization that teaches social skills to the kids, but Vanessa is totally put off, until she learns the ropes. Sherry: Davetta Sherwood. Connie: Claudette Rocha. Tammy: Khadijah. Adrian: Donna Lynn Leavy. Donna: Naya Rivera. Security Guard: Warren Hutcherson. Trina: Giovannie Samuels. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Listing: Stone Nuts

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 03:30 PM FX After Bernie teaches Jordan when to hold 'em and fold 'em, the master is undone when the student reveals his tells to Bernie's poker pals. Shelley: Shelley Berman. Carl: Carl Reiner. Drew: Colby Paul. Dylan: Rusty Flood. Cheryl: Danielle Nicolet. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Kelly: Michael Ralph. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Listing: Who Gives This Bride

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 03:00 PM FX Bernie's little sister is getting married, but the way Wanda throws herself into the planning, one would think she's the bride. Benita: Niecy Nash. Monroe: Cedric Yarbrough. Carl: Glynn Turman. Lou: Tommy Davidson. David: Brian Posehn. Ralphie: Mike Estime. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Listing: My Privacy

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 01:30 PM FX Bryanna's glimpse of Bernie naked points up she's no longer his Baby Girl and needs her own room, to the dismay of Bernie's wallet. Bill: Peter Hulne. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Listing: Mac Overdrive

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 01:00 PM FX Bernie takes a hard line as Vanessa's driving teacher, until his expired license is confiscated, putting kinder, gentler Wanda in control, of his own transportation as well. James: Nick Berman. Dr. Kramer: Michael Kagan. DMV Lady: Aloma Wright. Cop: Gus Buktenica. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Listing: Being Bernie Mac

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 09:30 AM FX Jordan's fire-alarm prank is just one kid-related intrusion as Bernie seeks peace and quiet on the day of a big performance. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Reporter: Brooke Burke. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Listing: Stiff Upper Lip

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 09:00 AM FX As a volunteer field-trip chaperone for Bryanna's class, Bernie brings a boy in a wheelchair to tears, but not of laughter. Christopher: Jordan Orr. Christopher's Mom: Kate Flannery. Christopher's Dad: Matt McKenzie. Ms. Lefko: Meagan Fay. Brooke: Stephanie Patton. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.