TV Guide: According to Jim

Wedding Bell Blues

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 04:00 PM TBS Jim injures the reverend for Dana's wedding, but manages to find a substitute. There's just one problem: He isn't licensed. Maggie: Kathleen Noone. Rev. Stevens: Anthony Heald. Rev. Hill: Michael McCarthy. Kenny: Ted Michaels. Paramedic: Rick Hall.

The Scrapbook

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 04:30 PM TBS It's Cheryl and Jim's anniversary, and one of them forgot, which prompts a show full of flashbacks. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Jim: Jim Belushi.

Geronimo Jim

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 04:00 PM TBS Cheryl helps Dana deter Ryan from auto-racing camp, only to have him join Jim for skydiving. The gals think they can stop that too, by going along. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Instructor: Robert Belushi. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell.

The Bachelorette Party

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 04:30 PM TBS Cheryl's party is a flop, so Jim and Andy take Dana out for a rollicking bachelorette party. If only they could remember where they left her. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Countney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell.

The Competition

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 04:00 PM TBS Andy adds insult to injury when he dates the woman who beat Jim in a hot-dog-eating contest. Yoki: Suzy Nakamura. Host: Doug Cameron. Paramedic: Matthew Jones. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith.

The Clock

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 04:30 PM TBS Cheryl and Jim separately conclude they don't want another child, but neither can admit it, so they go to new lengths to avoid having sex. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith.

Kentucky Fried Beltzman

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 04:00 PM TBS Jim spots his missing prized baseball card in the coffin of his newly deceased pal. Bonnie: Jane Morris. Beltzman: Mark Beltzman. Tony: Tony Braunagel. John: John Rubano. Jim: Jim Belushi. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Paisley-Williams.

Spelling Bee

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 04:30 PM TBS Parental pride in Gracie's spelling-bee prowess starts to fade in light of continuous competitions, and the distances to them. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley.

Take My Wife, Please

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 04:00 PM TBS Jim is happy to have an elderly neighbor escort Cheryl to cultural events, until he starts to suspect the gentleman has an ulterior motive. Bertram: Steven Gilborn. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell.

Shall We Dance?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 04:30 PM TBS Without her father to dance with at her wedding, Dana is left with Andy, whose two left feet are cured by an unlikely teacher. Dance Instructor: Heather Lee. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith.

The Mustache

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 04:00 PM TBS On advice from another woman, Jim grows a mustache that Cheryl can't stand, so she tries to counter with a change of her own. Alicia: Jennifer Alden. Kenny: Ted Michaels. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley.

The Wedding Dress

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 05:00 PM TBS Cheryl offers Dana her wedding dress, unaware that the frock met a fiery fate 14 years ago thanks to Jim, who must cover it up again. Ryan: Mitch Rouse Saleslady: Lori Bell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith.

Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 04:30 PM TBS Cheryl agrees to ghost cook a big meal so Dana can impress her boyfriend, but Jim makes it a crisis of conscience. Dr. Gibson: Mitch Rouse. Farrow: Carlos La Camara. Booth Attendant: Amy Brewczynski. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Ruby: Taylor Atelian.

A Crying Shame

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 04:00 PM TBS A chick flick brings out a sensitivity in Jim that Cheryl finds appealing---in theory only. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley.

The Jealous Husband

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 04:30 PM TBS Dana's new boyfriend not only takes advice on women from Jim, but also uses it, quickly making him an old boyfriend. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Chip: Chad Brokaw. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith.

The Nanny-Cam

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 04:00 PM TBS Jim's nanny-cam shows no dirt on a new sitter, but instead reveals a secret held by Cheryl, who retaliates with her own spyware on Jim. Mrs. Nelson: Barbara Dodd Remsen. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley.

Sympathy from the Devlins

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 04:30 PM TBS Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he's watching the Chicago Bulls. Cindy: Cynthia Stevenson. Tim: Tim Bagley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Countney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley.

Stalking Santa

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 04:00 PM TBS After their parking-lot fender bender, Jim and a shopping-mall Santa get into a fight, witnessed by Jim's horrified kids. Santa: Bruce Jarchow. Elf: Tim Kazurinsky. Kyle: Connor Rayburn. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Ruby: Taylor Atelian.

Poking the Bear

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 04:30 PM TBS Tom Arnold plays a potential client who tests Jim's stress, already high from a doctor-ordered ban on sex until Cheryl is ovulating. Dr. Gibson: Mitch Rouse. Cheerleaders: Christina Cindrich, Stacey Stas. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell.

A Vast Difference

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 04:00 PM TBS Jim agrees to have a vasectomy---until he's on the table. But he declines to share that with Cheryl. Dr. Schulman: Jason Kravits. Lab Technician: Kenneth Choi.

Plot Twist

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 04:30 PM TBS Jim's plans for eternal rest are different from those his mother-in-law wants---and different from what he tells the family. Maggie: Kathleen Noone. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell.

Father-Daughter Dance

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 04:00 PM TBS Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to a father-daughter dance instead of him. Ashley: Kyle Chavarria. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell.