TV Guide: Valente Rodriguez

Profiles in Courage

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:30 PM NIK Fearing they'll lose a Government contract, George's bosses tell him to demote an Arabian inspector who knows how to fly. Hosni: Jason Antoon. Jack: Jack Blessing. Curtis: Carl Anthony Payne. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Max: Luis Garcia. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without Benny-Fits

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:00 PM NIK After Benny berates him for not giving her a work prize she thinks she deserved, George dreams (with the aid of a spiked drink) that she's really a warm and caring mother---and that he's a mama's boy. It's anything but a wonderful life.

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:30 PM NIK George's birthday surprise for Angie is a visit from her dad and her sister, who surprises George with a clandestine kiss. Gloria: Jacqueline Obradors. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:00 PM NIK After belittling Angie's job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an impossibly demanding client (Eva Longoria) whom Angie dumped to show that anything she can do he can do better.

George vs. George

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:30 PM NIK Lou Diamond Phillips plays George Lopez, a man the Lopezes encounter via a credit snag. And there's another link between the two Georges: their father. Brenda: Miriam Flynn. Bartender: Kate Orsini. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:00 PM NIK In a crossover episode with “Freddie,” Max has struck up an online friendship with Freddie's niece Zoey (Chloe Suazo). George finds out and assumes that “Zoey” is really a pervert. In Chicago, Freddie assumes the same thing about Max.

Girl Fight

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:30 PM NIK A slander of Carmen sends George to her school's conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30 years earlier. Tommy: Steven R. Schirripa. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Piper: Autumn Reeser. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:00 PM NIK Ernie needs to lose weight or else Mel will fire him, so George plays diet guru. But first he must play psychologist, because Ernie won't admit that he has a problem. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn.

Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-Ly What

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:30 PM NIK George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Randy: Nick Offerman. Officer: Steven Montfort. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

What George Doesn't Noah

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:00 PM NIK After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy. Noah: Johnny Pacar. Zack: Trevor Wright. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Wrecking Ball

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 10:30 PM NIK After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Big Bob: Harley Zumbrum. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

Bachelor Party

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 10:00 PM NIK Sandra Bullock returns as “Accident” Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy--- and wants to again. Randy: Nick Offerman. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Jack: Jack Blessing. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

The New Guy

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 07:30 AM STARZ

This Old Casa

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 10:30 PM NIK Hoping to hear the words “thank you,” George surprises Benny by remodeling her bathroom. But her response is hardly a surprise. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 10:00 PM NIK Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could it have something to do with the fact that his daughter, Veronica (Aimee Garcia), inherited millions? As it happens, Ray wants to help his daughter with her business venture.

Charity

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 10:30 PM NIK Angie's charity work includes badgering George into taking on an intern (Tonantzin Esparza), who is more hindrance than help in his office. Groomer: Cristos Andrew. Emma: Diane Sellers. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 10:00 PM NIK George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica (Aimee Garcia) a lesson in the value of honest labor by getting her a job at the factory. Trouble is, the men want to do all of her work, and the boss (Mark Tymchyshyn) wants to do something else with her.

Deep Blue Sea

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 01:00 PM BET