TV Guide: T.P

Video: Hey, Look at Me!

Hulu — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Is Dr. Rey taking his wife for granted? Hear what Hayley has to say about her hubby's lack of R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Video: T I P S

IMDB Videos — Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Resort Bell Station Manager, Gerald Stratton, loves carrots and dreams about them while sleeping on the job at Canyon View Resort.

Video: T I P S

IMDB Videos — Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Resort Bellman Raymond Beck desires to become Resort Manager in a very little time span

Video: UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: N-O R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Ladies and gentlemen, we present the most awkward 45 seconds of television aired today, May 14, 2007, courtesy of The Today Show and, in large part, Ann Curry:

Video: ICYMI: P. Diddy Brings Us The Latest Report From The Department of Homeland B*tchassness

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Friends, we;re facing an epidemic. If left unchecked, the current levels of "B*tchassness" found in this country threatens to wipe out our very way of life as we know it. This silent killer, b*tchassness, presents us with a Herculean challenge to identify and eliminate the vicious disease wherever it may lurk. Luckily, we are not alone, for increasingly erratic hip-hop mogul-turned-YouTube-auteur P. Diddy has dedicated his life to educating Americans about the growing threat of b*tchassness, which is currently at level orange, whatever that means. If I were you guys, I;d start stocking up on water, canned food, and old episodes of Making the Band, because when the b*tchass zombie apocalypse comes, you don;t want to be unprepared.

Video: P. Diddy Parents His Kid In The Coolest, Classiest, Most Successful Rapper-est Way Possible

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

If you guys weren;t aware, P. the Magic Diddy is a very rich and successful businessrapper. He has more money than everybody else. Everything he does is very expensive. Sometimes he eats money. And when his teenage son Quincy has his MTV Super Sweet 16 birthday reality show episode party, and wants some money so he can buy some more expensive things, Diddy gives him his Double Black Platinum Success Express Card, without hesitation, in the most rich, successful, rich, powerful way possible, as if he were god imbuing consciousness to all of mankind. Quincy is gonna go "buy New York" now, which is no big deal, because P. Diddy can afford two or three New Yorks. This touching Diddy family moment, after the jump (and see the full episode on MTV this Monday, May 19, 2008 at 10:00PM)!

Video: 90-Year-Old Woman Gets Steelers Tattoo, Reconfirms That We;re All P*ssies

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

When you see a story about a ninety-year-old woman tricked into sitting in a tattoo artist;s chair, realizing that they;re about to tattoo her arm, and saying "bring it on," suddenly, owning a jersey doesn;t make you feel like too much of a fan, does it?Granted, the first half of her story sounds like someone casually retelling how a date rape occurred, but fortunately, the local reporter rescues this clip at the end with a risque old-woman;s-anatomy joke:

Video: Hold the Bread Crumbs

NY Times — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

P t de campagne, or country p t , is a variation of meatloaf that's elegant enough to serve at dinners where you want to impress your guests.

Video: The Word - R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Colbert Nation — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The NAACP is prejudging the president solely based on what he's done.

Video: P.T. Barnum's City of Humbug

NY Times — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Most locals think of P. T. Barnum only when the circus comes to town. But for almost 60 years, he was one of the most celebrated figures in the city.

Video: Kanye West v Ludacris - Who Will Sell More ?

The Insider — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

The weekly show that reports all the developments in Hip Hop from news and new releases to album sales and charts. Hosted by Valerie Lora, this weeks show features: ===MAIN STORIES===-Fight broke out at the Dirty Awards in Atlanta between the entourages of TI and Shawty Lo.-At the American Music Awards, Chris Brown picked up 3 awards including artist of the year & Kanye West scooped up 2; best male hip hop artist & best hip hop album for graduation-President Bush has pardoned Fugee afiliate rapper John Forte, who was serving time in prison for smuggling drugs.-Video Vixen turned Author. Karrine 'Superhead' Steffans got heckled during a speaking appearence at California State University-Atlantic Records, home of TI, Diddy & Missy Elliot, is the first major label to announce that their digital revenue from iTunes & ringtone sales have surpassed that of physical CD sales.-Jay Z and Beyonce are rumored to be performing at Barack Obamas Inauguration ceremony. ===NEW ALBUM RELEASES===Kanye W

Video: Jenny Lind Finds Fame in America

History — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Premiere: Kathy Lee Gifford on Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.

Video: Great American History Quiz: Jenny Lind

Biography — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Kathy Lee Gifford on Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.

Video: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me, Clip 1

TBS — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500

The guys' objectification of women flusters Angel, and the boys just don't get it.

Video: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me, Clip 3

TBS — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Malik gets drunk with power when he babysits Jazmine.

Video: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me, Clip 2

TBS — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Claretha and Ella take matters into their own hands and teach the men how to treat women.

Video: Valentine's Day Song

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Season 1, Episode 7: These three have formed their own singing group. P Diddy, eat your heart out!

Video: P-I-L-O-T

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Season 1, Episode 9: Bob and Emily have been trying to have a child. They attend a party where an expectant mother is chatting away and they feel so left out, they decide to adopt. They're quite nervous when interviewed, but they qualify.

Video: Michael Rapaport Can't Sing for S**t

TMZ Videos — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500

After P!nk tore up the stage with Steel Panther, Michael Rapaport had the unlucky task of following her up -- and he sucked!

Video: P-I-L-O-T

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500

After overhearing an expectant mother happily chatting about her baby's upcoming birth, Bob and Emily decide to adopt a baby.