TV Guide: Terry Crews

Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:30 PM BET Chris has to do a good deed as a school assignment during the holiday break, so he decides to help Kill Moves find his estranged mother (Phylicia Rashad). Meanwhile, Julius decides that the family should celebrate Kwanzaa instead of Christmas because it's less expensive.

Everybody Hates Christmas

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 PM BET Chris wants a portable cassette player for Christmas, but his parents can't afford to buy one. At school, Chris brings in canned goods for the needy and is surprised to find out that the food drive is for him. Mrs. Morello: Jacqueline Mazarella.

Everybody Hates Kris

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:30 PM BET Julius works as a department-store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius frightens the kids when they ask for expensive gifts and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris (Richard Lewis), who helps him see how blessed he really is.

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:00 PM BET Julius tries to impress his so-called smarter brother (Wayne Brady) by cooking a perfect Thanksgiving dinner but, of course, things don't go quite as planned.

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 03:00 PM BET Chris becomes a hall monitor at school to get some respect, but no one takes him seriously. At home, Julius grows weary of hearing Rochelle complain about her new job, and Tonya gets frustrated when her girlfriends spend more time with Drew than with her.

Everybody Hates DJs

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 02:30 PM BET Chris is asked to be a deejay at a party, so he buys expensive equipment and renames himself DJ Chrissy Chris; Drew tries to get Julius to take him to a magic show, but Julius' fear of rabbits gets in the way.

Everybody Hates the Substitute

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 02:00 PM BET Chris is excited when he gets a black substitute teacher (Orlando Jones), but his enthusiasm quickly turns to dread when the man pressures Chris to bring his grade up to an A. Meanwhile, Julius gets frustrated with Mr. Omar because he keeps borrowing Julius' phone; and Tonya keeps getting Drew in trouble by telling Rochelle that he hit her. Monk: Todd Bridges.

Everybody Hates Eggs

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:30 PM BET Chris must care for an egg like it's a baby for a week as part of a social-studies project on parenting; Tonya believes Drew is a werewolf; Julius tries to find ways to lower the electric bill.

Everybody Hates Superstition

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:00 PM BET Things start going Chris's way at home and at school after he wears his dad's lucky socks; Drew prepares to sing in a school talent show, even though he can't carry a tune.

Everybody Hates Promises

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:30 PM BET Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Back at home, Rochelle's ne'er-do-well brother visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius isn't too happy about it.

Everybody Hates the Buddy System

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:00 PM BET The school's new principal (Jason Alexander) teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in the hope that the two will bond. Back at home, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after her mom tells her she can't wear them.

Everybody Hates Malvo

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:30 AM BET Chris gets robbed by a local thug after Doc lets him work the cash register at the corner store, and he fears the thief will kill him if he snitches. At home, Julius gets angry when Tonya tapes over his soap opera and he refuses to apologize to her after Rochelle tells him he hurt Tonya's feelings.

Everybody Hates a Liar

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:00 AM BET Rumors swirl that Chris and Tasha are a hot couple after she publicly kisses him on the cheek for removing a mouse from her grandmother's apartment, and Chris does nothing to stop them. Also, Julius wants to get something fun with his trading stamps but Rochelle wants a new refrigerator.

The 6th Day

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 02:30 PM SHO2e

Street Kings

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 11:00 AM MOMAXe

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:30 PM NIK Malvo demands that Chris steal a gold chain for him and threatens a beating if Chris doesn't comply. Meanwhile, Rochelle is furious when she learns Julius has a credit card he never told her about; Tonya tries to win concert tickets to see Billy Ocean.

Everybody Hates Elections

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:30 PM BET Chris tries to write a campaign speech to win votes for class president; Rochelle rents out the upstairs apartment to a funeral director with a long list of lady friends; Drew finds money that Rochelle lost and spends it.

Everybody Hates Rejection

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 PM BET Chris prepares for his first date with a girl from the neighborhood. Also, a nosy new neighbor (Whoopi Goldberg) moves in and pressures Rochelle to organize a neighborhood watch patrol.

Everybody Hates Snow Day

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 08:30 PM NIK Snow blankets the city, and when Chris arrives at school he discovers that he and principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) are the only ones there. Meanwhile, Rochelle gets stuck on a subway with a robber; and Mr. Omar looks after Tonya and Drew while Julius tries to get to Chris' school so he can bring him home.

Everybody Hates the Class President

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:30 PM BET Chris runs for eighth-grade class president against Caruso. Back at home, Julius tries to reduce the amount of stress in his life after learning he has high blood pressure.

Everybody Hates Corleone

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:00 PM BET Chris tries to get himself expelled from Corleone Junior High, where he routinely gets picked on, so he can transfer to the local middle school. At home, everybody complains that Julius stinks now that he works at a fish market.

Who's Your Caddy?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:45:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:45 PM TMCe

Everybody Hates Jail

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:30 PM BET Chris gets tips on raising the most dough in a school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which gets him in trouble with the police; Julius's plan to see “Dreamgirls” with Rochelle for their anniversary gets thwarted. Joey Caruso: Travis Flory. Desk Sargeant: Darius Dudley. Gunman: Owen Smith.

Everybody Hates Father's Day

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:00 PM BET Chris tries to find the perfect Father's Day gift for Julius, but all his dad wants is to spend the day alone, which upsets Rochelle.