TV Guide: Teri Hatcher

Remember

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Fri Oct 24 01:00 PM LIFE In Part 1 of two, Susan moves into a trailer while Betty's attempt to move away from Wisteria Lane unobtrusively fails miserably; Lynette learns about the other woman in Tom's life; Gaby has a surrogate peek into Xiao-Mei's past; Bree's sanitarium “rest” proves to be unrestful; and Zach, needing money for Paul's legal bills, requires prodding to act decisively. Meanwhile, flashbacks recall move-in day for the Wisteria ladies. Orson: Kyle MacLachlan.

No One Is Alone

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Fri Oct 24 12:00 PM LIFE As Felicia Tilman continues her campaign against Paul Young, Lynette receives disturbing news, Bree reaches the end of her tether and Susan starts all over again. And for Gaby, Carlos and Xiao-Mei (Gwendoline Yeo), baby makes four. Felicia: Harriet Sansom Harris. Mrs. McCluskey: Kathryn Joosten. Orson: Kyle MacLachlan. Bud Penrod: Stephen Tobolowsky. Barbie: Tiffany Thornton. Maureen: Lindsay Hollister.

I Know Things Now

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Thu Oct 23 01:00 PM LIFE Tom gets fired; Bree and Andrew arrive at an impasse; Edie's PI gets the goods on Susan and Karl; Betty underestimates Matthew; and Gaby and Carlos reach an agreement with Xiao-Mei (Gwendoline Yeo). Ed: Currie Graham. Peter: Lee Tergesen. Justin: Ryan Carnes. Gus: Mike Hagerty. Ida Greenberg: Pat Crawford Brown.

It Wasn't Meant to Happen

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Thu Oct 23 12:00 PM LIFE Karl breaks up with Edie, who doesn't know that Susan is the “other woman”; Lynette tries to help Ed (Currie Graham) with his sex life; Bree discovers that Peter (Lee Tergesen) has another addiction; and Lily's father (Eddie McClintock) claims his daughter. Dale Helm: Sam Horrigan. Kelli: Whitney Dylan. Claude: M.C. Gainey.

Soapdish

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:30:00 -0400

Thu Oct 23 07:30 AM HBO2e

Desperate Housewives: Everything You Always Wanted to Know

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 01:00 PM LIFE

Don't Look at Me

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 12:00 PM LIFE Carlos and Gaby get temporary custody of baby Lily; Bree's father and stepmother (Ronny Cox, Carol Burnett) come to town to mediate her dispute with Andrew; and Susan suddenly finds Karl back in her life. Orson: Kyle MacLachlan. Xiao-Mei: Gwendoline Yeo. Mrs. McCluskey: Kathryn Joosten. Justin: Ryan Carnes. Peter McMillian: Lee Tergesen. Eugene Beale: John Kapelos. Felicia Tilman: Harriet Sansom Harris. Mrs. Pate: Amy Hill. Mr. Bormanis: Bruce Jarchow.

Everybody Says Don't

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 21 01:00 PM LIFE Lynette must give a court deposition about Bree's drinking; Gaby and Carlos take their adoption process into their own hands; and Karl and Edie have an engagement party. Felicia Tilman: Harriet Sansom Harris. Dr. Ron: Jay Harrington. Frank: Eddie McClintock. Libby Collins: Nichole Hiltz. Mr. Bormanis: Bruce Jarchow. Peter McMillian: Lee Tergesen. Eugene Beale: John Kapelos.

Could I Ever Leave You?

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 21 12:00 PM LIFE Dr. Ron (Jay Harrington) finds out about Susan's remarriage, and she asks him to meet Karl; Gaby and Carlos look for a baby to adopt; Bree takes a step to deal with her drinking problem in response to Andrew's extortion; and Lynette's new employee has mothering issues. Ferrara: Currie Graham. Justin: Ryan Carnes. Peter McMillian: Lee Tergesen. Libby: Nichole Hiltz. Cecile: Jennifer Lyons. Eugene Beale: John Kapelos. Frank: Eddie McClintock. Veronica: Kristin Bauer.

Fax or Fiction

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 21 05:00 AM TVLAND When a secret admirer becomes fax-ated on Miles (Grant Shaud), Cyrano de Brown takes over and faxes back the replies without telling Miles. Madeline: Teri Hatcher. Ben: Richard Masur. Murphy: Candice Bergen.

There Is No Other Way

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 20 01:00 PM LIFE Carlos and Gaby have a problem with their adoption; Susan finally goes under the knife; Paul Young turns up again in Noah Taylor's life; Tom has trouble accepting Lynette as his boss; and it's open warfare between Bree and Andrew. Dr. Ron McCready: Jay Harrington. Noah Taylor: Bob Gunton. Felicia Tillman: Harriet Sansom Harris. Helen Roland: Kathryn Harrold.

Thank You So Much

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 20 12:00 PM LIFE Gaby's mom (Maria Conchita Alonso) shows up, and Carlos learns more about why this mother-daughter relationship is so messed up. Meanwhile, Karl has a question to pop, and Lynette discovers the extent of Bree's drinking problem. Dr. Ron: Jay Harrington. Xiao-Mei: Gwendoline Yeo. Noah Taylor: Bob Gunton. Felicia Tillman: Harriet Sansom Harris. Mrs. McCluskey: Kathryn Joosten. Tony: Dominic Pace. Det. Sullivan: Nick Chinlund.

Back in Business

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:00:00 -0400

Sun Oct 19 09:00 PM ABC Bree's success evokes jealousy on Wisteria Lane; Lynette, who misses using her business expertise, offers Bree unsolicited marketing advice; Mike feels as though he's not a part of MJ's life while Susan teaches their reluctant young son how to fall; and Gaby wants Carlos to be more amorous. Meanwhile, Dave's real reason for moving to Wisteria Lane begins to come into focus.

Silly People

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Fri Oct 17 01:00 PM LIFE Tom tries to bond with his new boss; Karl makes Susan an offer she can't refuse; Bree plays sleuth at Betty's house; and Gabrielle puts her house in order.

There's Something About a War

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Fri Oct 17 12:00 PM LIFE Dr. Ron (Jay Harrington) tells Susan that she needs surgery, but she's reluctant to have him operate on her; Bree and Betty learn that they have more in common than they thought; and Gabrielle and Sister Mary Bernard square off. Ed Ferrara: Currie Graham. Sister Mary Bernard: Melinda Page Hamilton. Father Crowley: Jeff Doucette. Pat: Carol Mansell.

We're Gonna Be All Right

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Thu Oct 16 01:00 PM LIFE Bree is arrested; Susan meets Dr. Right (Jay Harrington); old photos of Gaby turn up on the Internet; Noah Taylor (Bob Gunton) finally contacts Mike Delfino; and the Scavo kids catch chicken pox, alarming Tom, who has never had it. Det. Barton: Kurt Fuller. Scott Tollman: Robert Cicchini. Ralph: Alejandro Patino. Luis: Albert Garcia. Felicia Tilman: Harriet Sansom Harris. Jim Halverson: Greg Germann.

One More Kiss

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Thu Oct 16 12:00 PM LIFE Lynette catches Gabrielle kissing Tom; Mike tries to bond with Zach, which threatens Paul; Andrew attempts to blackmail Bree; and Wisteria Lane becomes more and more suspicious of the Applewhites. Sister Mary Bernard: Melinda Page Hamilton. Curt Monroe: Michael Ironside. Ida Greenberg: Pat Crawford Brown. Alberta Fromme: Betty Murphy. Justin: Ryan Carnes. Ralph: Alejandro Patino.

Desperate Housewives: All the Juicy Details

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 01:00 PM LIFE Recapping episodes of the second season, from each character's point of view, narrated by Mary Alice Young.

Coming Home

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 12:00 PM LIFE New VP Lynette wants a day-care center at her ad agency, Gaby fights with Sister Mary Bernard (Melinda Page Hamilton) over Carlos's humanitarian mission to Africa, and Andrew Van de Kamp (Shawn Pyfrom) returns from reform school. Addison Prudy: Paul Dooley. Carol Prudy: Joyce Van Patten. Ed Ferrara: Currie Graham. Curt Monroe: Michael Ironside.

That's Good, That's Bad

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 01:00 PM LIFE George stalks Bree; Susan tries to begin a relationship with her father; Carlos is paroled and returns a new man---so new that Gabrielle barely recognizes him.

The Sun Won't Set

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 12:00 PM LIFE As Sophie and Morty (Lesley Ann Warren and Bob Newhart) tie the knot, Susan learns a secret about her father. Meanwhile, there are developments in the Gaby-Carlos and Bree-George relationships, and an intruder is on the loose on Wisteria Lane. Hector: Danny Trejo. Mrs. McClusky: Kathryn Joosten. Ida Greenberg: Pat Crawford Brown.

First, Do No Harm

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 10:00 AM LIFE Frasier's latest love interest is an attractive neurotic whose troubles form the unstable basis of an odd romance. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Martin: John Mahoney. Niles: David Hyde Pierce.

Color and Light

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 01:00 PM LIFE Tom and Lynette learn more about their new neighbors; Gaby reminisces with old friends; Bree has a big question to answer; and Betty suffers a major loss. Francine: Linda Dano. Dr. Goldfine: Sam Lloyd. Leonard Harper: Larry Miller.

I Wish I Could Forget You

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 12:00 PM LIFE While Gaby tries to spring Carlos from jail, Michael and Susan face a crisis in their relationship, and Susan's mother (Lesley Ann Warren) returns, as does Paul Young (Mark Moses). Meanwhile, Bree's horrified about her feelings for George. David Bradley: Adrian Pasdar. Nina Fletcher: Joely Fisher.

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:00:00 -0400

Sun Oct 12 09:00 PM ABC Danielle Van De Kamp is met with criticism when she returns to Wisteria Lane; Gaby and Susan get in a catfight following an altercation between their kids; Tom and Dave form a garage band after Lynette told Tom to get rid of his old things; and Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

Resurrecting the Champ

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:10:00 -0400

Sat Oct 11 05:10 PM STRZ1