TV Guide: Ted McGinley

Phone Home for the Holidays

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:30 AM WE Robert Wagner guests as Hope and Faith's playboy father Jack, who arrives for Thanksgiving with his latest girlfriend (Lynda Carter). She's “out of this world,” he says to his daughters. She says she was abducted by aliens. Jack also has a surprise for Charley: he has taken up shiatsu massage, and his “favorite” (read: only) son-in-law is “customer numero uno.”

Car Commercial

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:00 AM WE Regis Philbin guest stars as a car dealer who hires Faith for one of his wacky TV commercials. It's wackier than she would have liked. Meanwhile, Charley can't remember all of his and Hope's “cutesy, made-up anniversaries.”

The War at Home

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 09:00 AM BRAVO The crisis over the missing DEA agents in Colombia intensifies, and the fallout from the State of the Union Address isn't so good, either. For starters, a liberal senator (Ed Begley Jr.) is upset about the speech's Social Security suggestions. It doesn't look like the flap over the brutality accusation against the police officer Bartlet cited in the speech is going to go away quickly. And Joey Lucas's polling numbers are discouraging. (Or are they?) Meanwhile, Abbey (Stockard Channing) doesn't like the White House atmosphere. Joey: Marlee Matlin.

Bartlet's Third State of the Union

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:00 AM BRAVO It's State of the Union night and West Wing staffers are basking in the address's glow, but Abbey (Stockard Channing) has problems with its tone. Another distraction: guerrillas have captured five DEA agents in Colombia. And it turns out that a cop Bartlet cited in the speech has a controversial incident on his record. Meanwhile, Josh can't get numbers from White House pollster Joey Lucas (Marlee Matlin). And Donna is pestering Josh to ask Joey for a date. Shallick: Corbin Bernsen.

Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 09:30 PM TVLAND A year's supply of something close to food could be Al's, if Kelly lands the job to represent the stuff, and Peg keeps her hands off it. Shnick: Ray Girardin. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Hope & Faith Get Randy

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:30 AM WE Clint Black guest stars as a high-school flame of Hope's who is single again and back in town. He and Faith begin making some music together and that rouses Hope's ire. Meanwhile, Haley and Sydney make a hole in their bedroom wall while wrestling and conspire to cover it up. Also, Devon O'Day (Faith Ford's sister) performs with singer Kim Patton-Johnston in a scene set in a country-western bar.

Hope Has No Faith

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:00 AM WE Faith meets a handsome and sensitive guy (Christian De La Fuente) on Halloween. He's quite a treat, but Hope thinks he has a trick up his sleeve. Meanwhile, Haley has a “math date” with a nerdy boy named Edwin (Brett Murphy), thanks to Sydney, who arranged it (without asking Haley first).

About a Book Club

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:30 AM WE Hope's book-club meeting becomes a party when Faith crashes it, and Hope turns out to be a heartier partier than anyone could have imagined. Meanwhile, Charley takes the kids to the arcade and turns out to be something of a pinball wizard.

Summary Judgment

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:00 AM WE Faith, in debt to her former studio because she "accidentally" set fire to a set the day she was fired, needs money, so Hope hires her as her assistant. A happy homemaker she isn't. Nurse Sally: Marylouise Burke. John: John Scurti.

A Bundy Thanksgiving

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 02:30 PM TVLAND Al's pursuit of his traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him to a funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's pet turkey. Cameos by sportscasters James Brown, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino.

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 11:30 AM TVLAND Part 1 of three. Peggy and Al see a marriage counselor (Jake Johannsen); Kelly fights a rival for a role in a boxing movie. Heather: Lisa Robin Kelly. Nancy: Kellie Beals. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Ship Happens

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 10:30 AM TVLAND Courtesy of Peg's creativity, the Bundys and the D'Arcys win a Caribbean cruise. Part 1 of two. Wolfman Jack has a cameo. Gretchen: Lisa Stahl. Julie: Mary Garripoli. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

I Want My Psycho Dad

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 10:00 AM TVLAND Conclusion. Al gets to address the Congress about having “Psycho Dad” put back on TV. Furman: J. Patrick McCormack. Chopper: Michael Philip. Geronimo: Barry Wiggins. Al: Ed O'Neill.

England Show

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 08:00 AM TVLAND An English village that must rid the world of all male Bundys in order to free itself from a curse flies the family over. Part 1 of three. Winston: Billie Oddie. Mayor: Tony Steedham. Igor: Steven Hartley. Bud: David Faustino.

How to Marry a Moron

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 04:30 AM TBS Conclusion. Al disapproves of Kelly's wedding plans until he learns of her love's lineage. But then he finds other faults to object to. Lonnie: Charles Esten. Pearl: Edie McClurg. Earl: Gordon Jump. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill.

A Desperate Half Hour

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 04:00 AM TBS Part 1 of two. Bud meets his prison pen pal, who holds the family and the D'Arcys at gunpoint. Starla: Tricia Cast. Lonnie: Charles Esten. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

The Un-graduate

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 10:30 AM WE Faith goes back to high-school for her degree after it comes out that she failed French and never actually graduated. But a note passed in class leads Sydney's new beau to think more about Faith than French. Mr. Lewis: John Havens. Sydney: Nicole Paggi. Gloria: Olga Merediz.

Remembrance of Rings Past

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 10:00 AM WE The sisters attend the funeral of a long-forgotten aunt to pay their respects---and to swipe back the ring she took from their mom years earlier. Back at home, Charley handles an alarming situations with the home-security system and Hayley's middle-child neuroses. Pallbearer: Matthew Wilkas. Security Guard: Jason Olive. Elderly Woman: Gloria Cromwell.

Lez Be Friends

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:30 AM TBS Marcy's cousin Mandy (Amanda Bearse in a dual role) shares Al's tastes for beer, sports---and women. Elaine: Elaine Hendrix. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino.

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:00 AM TBS Al and Griff use their store's inventory to barter with other merchants to acquire a massage chair; newly licensed masseuse Kelly practices on Bud, who is subsequently injured. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Damn Bundys

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:30 AM TBS Al finds hell's a breeze after selling his soul to play for the Bears. So the devil (Robert Englund) makes an adjustment. NFLers Eric Kramer, Raymont Harris, Curtis Conway, and sportscaster James Brown have cameos.

Birthday Boy Toy

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 AM TBS Bud directs Kelly and Al in a commercial for the shoe store; Jefferson becomes a star attraction at a health club after Marcy gives him a membership for his birthday. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Jefferson: Ted McGinley.