TV Guide: Steve Valentine

Weasles in the House

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:45:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:45 PM DISXD

The One with the Tea Leaves

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 PM TBS A faulty tea-leaf reading leads Phoebe into a fling with a freak (James LeGros); Rachel tries to smooth things out with a jilted Joey by asking him for advice on an odd---and untrue---situation at work; Ross gets caught in a tight spot while trying to retrieve a shirt from his ex-girlfriend (Bonnie Somerville). Mr. Zelner: Steve Ireland. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow.

Someone to Count On

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 07:00 AM A&E Jordan clashes with an ex-lover when she tries to help a teen (Indigo) suspected of killing her mother; Macy has to check the findings of his former boss (Jack Klugman). Myers: Brian Stokes Mitchell. Woody: Jerry O'Connell. Holden: Reginald VelJohnson. Schneider: Robert LuPone. Theodoplis: Paul Ben-Victor. Lily: Kathryn Hahn. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.

The Gift of Life

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 07:00 AM A&E While performing an autopsy on a physician with whom she once trained, Jordan recalls how she met Macy. Dr. McCafferty: Zeljko Ivanek. Arnold Hummer: Dan Butler. Mr. Levin: Jack Gowans. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Max: Ken Howard. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.

For Harry, with Love and Squalor

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 07:00 AM A&E Jordan is attracted to a seductive stranger (Brian Stokes Mitchell); Macy's con-man father (Carl Reiner) is back in his life---and on the run from a pair of vengeful gangsters (Francesco Quinn, Gino Monesinos) he scammed. Maggie: Lindsay Frost. Abby: Alex McKenna. Max: Ken Howard. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.

With Honor

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 07:00 AM A&E Jordan helps a Naval officer (Carlos Gomez) crack the murder of a Marine last seen going AWOL in Afghanistan; Macy's fling with his ex comes back to haunt him---and hurt Lily. Meanwhile, Nigel gets to the bottom (literally) of a famed pimp's murder. Scott: Judson Mills. Carver: Amy Aquino. Bayless: David Andrews. Chill: Max Perlich. Mrs. Nagawa: Kim Miyori. Max: Ken Howard.

I Never Promised You an Olive Garden

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 11:30 AM LIFE Bored with Rob and Ellen's low-rent tastes, Grace and Will dump them for a pair of highbrow downtowners (Tamlyn Tomita, Steve Valentine). Meanwhile, Karen helps Jack face his painful past during a trip to her kid's grade school. Rob: Tom Gallop. Ellen: Leigh-Allyn Baker. John: J.T. Larsen.

Mayas and Tigers and Deans, Oh My

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 08:30 AM COMEDY A new Blush intern (Ashton Kutcher) runs afoul of Maya. Meanwhile, Elliott thinks Nina's flamboyant magician beau may be gay. Pamela Anderson has a cameo. Amazing Zigmund: Steve Valentine.

Crime & Punishment

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 07:00 AM A&E Jordan and Woody (Jerry O'Connell) investigate the murder of a woman found in a motel room; Stiles (Wallace Shawn) talks to Bug about a little boy's autopsy. Bug: Ravi Kapoor. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.

Mars Attacks!

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:10:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 01:10 AM TBS

Mr. Monk and the Magician

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 10:00 AM USA Monk faces off with a magician while investigating a murder.

Lost and Found

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 07:00 AM A&E Jordan searches for a missing baby; Macy investigates the sudden death of a high-school basketball player; Bug tries to determine the facts about a woman's demise. Det. Winslow: D.W. Moffett. Abby: Alex McKenna. Coach Evans: Tony Todd. Tanya Vanders: Jennifer Tighe. Denise Tremaine: Mary Mara. Bug: Ravi Kapoor. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.

Acts of Mercy

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 07:00 AM A&E Jordan suspects a doctor (Nicolas Surovy) of committing euthanasia; Bug and Nigel plan to do a TV show about autopsies; Jordan's grandmother asks to see her after many years apart. Grandmother: Georgann Johnson. Mrs. Gambill: Mary-Joan Negro. Woody: Jerry O'Connell. Maggie: Lindsay Frost. Max: Ken Howard. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.

Four Fathers

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 07:00 AM A&E Jordan suspects that a suicide is really a murder; and Macy and an efficiency expert evaluate the staff, one of whom may have to be dismissed. Kieran Conroy: Rodney Scott. Blackie Conroy: Alan Feinstein. Dr. Phillip Sanders: Paul Winfield. Rick Frazier: Steven Culp. Phil Granger: Robert Curtis Brown. Isabelle: Kimberly McCullough. Claude Manning: Ken Kercheval. Max: Ken Howard. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.

Miracles & Wonders

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 07:00 AM A&E Jordan examines a deceased man who claimed to have been a saint; Macy enters therapy with his daughter. Abby: Alex McKenna. Dr. Singh: Kavi Raz. Father Bruno: Robert Picardo. Father Paul: Anthony DeSando. Nora Kaminski: Andrea Martin. Bug: Ravi Kapoor. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.

Blood Relatives

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 07:00 AM A&E Jordan tries to find the facts concerning the deaths of the wife and two sons of a hockey player (Tom Verica), whose attorney (Kristen Wilson) is Jordan's friend. Ethan Grady: Robert Joy. Dena Weyland: Joanna Canton. Lois Carver: Amy Aquino. Max: Ken Howard. Macy: Miguel Ferrer. Jordan: Jill Hennessy.