TV Guide: Shelley Long

2 Good 2 Be 4 Real

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 02:30 AM HALMRK When no one answers Carla's ad in the personals, the guys invent airline pilot Mitch Wainwright to lift her spirits---and it works because she is smitten. Vinnie Claussen: Michael Alaimo. Sotto the Mime: Don Lewis.

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 02:00 AM HALMRK Sam seems totally unconcerned about Diane repaying a $500 loan, until he witnesses her expensive spending habits and finds out that the money went to buy a book. Sayers: William Lanteau. Cliff: John Ratzenberger. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Bottle Fatigue

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:00 PM TVLAND Stunned by his bar bill, Hawkeye goes on the wagon for a week, but his self-righteousness nearly drives everyone else to drink. Meanwhile, Charles is incensed to learn his sister plans to marry someone “beneath” the Winchesters. Mendenhal: Shelley Long. Igor: Jeff Maxwell. Chinese Soldier: David Hirokane. Nurse: Shari Saba. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Burt Metcalfe's direction earned an Emmy nomination.

Diane's Nightmare

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 02:30 AM HALMRK On a stormy night, Diane fears that Andy Schroeder, who once tried to strangle her, has escaped from the home for the criminally insane and is out to get her. Andy: Derek McGrath. Cynthia: Nancy Cartwright. Sam: Ted Danson. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer.

The Groom Wore Clearasil

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 02:00 AM HALMRK When her teenage son and his girlfriend decide to get married, Carla asks Sam to school him in the joys of bachelorhood. Anthony: Timothy Williams. Annie: Mandy Ingber. Gabrielle: Sherilyn Fenn. Prof: Moffat: John Ingle. Customer: Craig Berenson. Sam: Ted Danson. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Someday My Prince Will Come

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 02:30 AM HALMRK Diane fantasizes out loud that a man who left an expensive coat at the bar could be her Prince Charming. So when he phones to claim the jacket, she's goaded into making a blind date. Stuart: Frank Dent. Sam: Ted Danson.

Woody Goes Belly Up

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 02:00 AM HALMRK When the gang learns that homesick Woody is pining for his girlfriend (Amanda Wyss), they bring her to Boston, but it seems his head is filled only with thoughts of---food. Also, Frasier has begins drinking heavily, and, to pay his exorbitant tab, he takes a job cleaning up at Cheers. Woody: Woody Harrelson. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer.

A Very Brady Sequel

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 02:30 PM CINEMAX

Night Shift

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 04:00 PM WGNAME

A Different Kind of Christmas

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 11:00 AM LIFE

Birth, Death, Love and Rice

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 02:30 AM HALMRK The gang learns that Coach has passed away (because of the death of actor Nicholas Colasanto) and meets his replacement, Indiana farmboy Woody Boyd (Woody Harrelson). Also, Frasier makes Sam promise that he won't visit Diane, who's seeking solace in a convent after leaving Frasier at the altar and living decadently in Europe. Customer: Arnold Turner. Alan: Alan Koss. Larry: Larry Harpel.

Rescue Me

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 02:00 AM HALMRK Frasier proposes to Diane and before she accepts, she makes a last-ditch phone call to Sam to give him a chance to profess his love and stop the wedding. Waiter: Martin Ferrero. Corelli: James V. Christy. Stewardess: Susan Kase.

The Belles of St. Clete's

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 02:30 AM HALMRK When her ex-principal (Camila Ashlend) starts to frequent the bar, Carla tries to persuade her old classmates to help her get revenge on the woman she considers the “most wretched creature on Earth.” Mo: Ellen Gerstein. Donna: Catherine Paolone. Roxanne: Marsha Warfield. Kathy: Kate Zentall.

The Bartender's Tale

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 02:00 AM HALMRK With Diane off in Europe, Carla wants Sam to hire a waitress who won't invite romantic entanglements, and a mature Englishwoman (Lila Kaye) appears to fit the bill---until Sam meets her lovely daughter (Camilla More). Sydney: Rhonda Shear. Bellboy: Gregory Snegoff. Brenda: Brynja Willis.

Cheerio Cheers

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 02:30 AM HALMRK Diane agrees to go to Europe with Frasier when he's offered a teaching post at the University of Bologna. This is the last original episode featuring Nicholas Colasanto as Coach. Sam: Ted Danson. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Executive's Executioner

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 02:00 AM HALMRK Norm's boss (Richard Roat) catches him goofing off at Cheers and, instead of firing him, promotes him to company hatchet man, a position in which the big guy excels with his unique approach to firing employees. Twitchell: Raye Birk. Parker: Warren Munson. Richter: Mark Schubb. Wagner: David Wohl. Cliff: John Ratzenberger. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

I Do, Adieu

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 05:30 PM WGNAME In Shelley Long's last episode after five years on the show, Sam wonders if Diane will regret being married to him after Sumner (Michael McGuire) offers her a unique opportunity. Justice of the Peace: Walter Addison. Steve: Steve Giannelli.

A House Is Not a Home

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 05:00 PM WGNAME Diane refuses to spend one night in the house she and Sam bought because it's alive with the memories of its previous residents, a sweet old couple (Douglas Seale, Billie Bird) who spent the better part of 40 years living there. Naomi: Stephanie Walksi. David: Marc Smollin. Annie: Stefanie Mason. Man: Lou Bonacki. Mom: Penny Krompier.

Outrageous Fortune

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:15:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 01:15 PM HBOSGe

If Ever I Would Leave You

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 02:30 AM HALMRK After his wife (Jean Kasem) kicks him out of the house, Carla's sleazy ex-husband (Dan Hedaya) comes crawling back to Cheers to try and win back Carla's affection. Rhea Perlman, Ted Danson.

Behind Every Great Man

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 02:00 AM HALMRK A sharp reporter (Alison La Placa) doing a story on the Boston singles scene represents the ultimate challenge to Sam's reputation as a ladies man when she fails to fall for his smug, self-centered come-ons. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long.

Cheers: The Motion Picture

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 05:30 PM WGNAME Woody's parents want him to come home to Indiana because they feel Boston is corrupting him, so the gang makes a home movie to prove them wrong. Corinne: Doris Grau. Al: Al Rosen.

Norm's First Hurrah

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 05:00 PM WGNAME Norm embellishes his new job with a top CPA firm---but he doesn't figure on the gang paying him a surprise visit. Thompkins: Tegan West. Supervisor: Neil Zevnik. Office Boy: Jeff Robie. Board Member: Ron Davis.

Bar Bet

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 02:30 AM HALMRK A long-forgotten bet Sam once made with an old friend (Michael Richards) during a drinking binge may cost him his bar if he doesn't marry Jacqueline Bisset by midnight tomorrow. Jackie Bisset: Laurie Walters. Fiedler: Dean Dittman. Tom: Thomas W. Babson. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long.

The Mail Goes to Jail

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 02:00 AM HALMRK Cliff takes ill on the job, so Norm finishes his route. But when Norm gets picked up for mail theft, Cliff sells his buddy down the river. Cop: Troy Evans. Customer: Nick DeMauro. Bambi: Debi Richter. Cliff: John Ratzenberger. Sam: Ted Danson. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Godfather III

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 05:30 PM WGNAME Sam's feeling protective of his goddaughter, who attends college in Boston, so he sets her up with someone safe, someone he trusts---Woody. The next thing he knows, the two young people are announcing their engagement. Also, it's Frasier and Lilith's anniversary, and he drops hints about what he'd like as a gift. Joyce: Cady McClain. Jack: Joe Colligan. Al: Al Rosen.

Simon Says

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 05:00 PM WGNAME Monty Python's John Cleese won an Emmy as Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, a marriage counselor whose prognosis of Sam and Diane's future is totally unacceptable to the bride-to-be. Busman: Ray Underwood.

Dinner at Eightish

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:30 PM WGNAME To celebrate their first week of cohabitation, Frasier and Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) invite Sam and Diane over for dinner, an event that turns into a verbal battle between the hosts. And things really heat up when Lilith learns that Frasier and Diane had once been lovers. Jill: Zetta Whitlow. Corinne: Doris Grau. Al: Al Rosen.

Dog Bites Cliff

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 PM WGNAME Cliff is adamant about suing the owner (Anita Morris) of the dog that bit him---until he sees how beautiful the woman is and she, in turn, shows an interest in him. Also, Diane plans to spend a week of repose at a monastery, but the solitude drives her crazy.

Thanksgiving Orphans

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 02:00 AM HALMRK Norm's wife, Vera, appears---sort of---when the gang gathers at Carla's house for Thanksgiving. The foodfest turns into a frenetic food fight when Norm's turkey, a.k.a. “birdzilla,” takes forever to cook and nerves become frayed. Voice of Vera: Bernadette Birkett.