TV Guide: Shawnee Smith

Spontaneous Combustion

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 03:00 AM USA John and Chris want to make love to each other, but unforeseen obstacles keep popping up to spoil the mood; Jake bores everyone with his constant grieving over his late grandmother. Ming: Ken Edward Rhoze. Tony: Juan Garcia. Rita: Jackie Debatin.

Saw IV

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 11:00 PM TMCe

It Had to Be Ew

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:30 PM WGNAME John worries that women no longer find him attractive after Jake's girlfriend (Lindsay Price) makes a disparaging remark to him; Linda fears that a pretty temp is going to replace her. Judy: Amy Farrington. Mr. Sarnoy: Manny Kleinmuntz.

Barter Sauce

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:00 PM WGNAME John agrees to give free medical care to Bob, Reggie and Jake in exchange for repairs, food and magazines. Julie: Kim Rhodes. Bob: Saverio Guerra. Reggie: Terry Farrell. Jake: Alex Desert.

Sister Spoils the Turkey

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 06:00 AM USA Everyone gets nervous when Chris's younger sister (Jaime Pressly), who was recently released from prison for attempted murder, joins them for Thanksgiving dinner at John's apartment. O'Neal: Hal Lublin.

The Ex-Files

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 06:30 PM WGNAME Reggie starts dating one of John's recently divorced friends (James Read), but she can't stop obsessing about the guy's former wife. Sal: Robert Gallo. Mrs. Recinos: Barbara Sharma. Reggie: Terry Farrell.

The Buddy System

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 06:00 PM WGNAME John believes his no-strings, no-pressure relationship with his latest girlfriend (Lauren Holly) is perfect---until she leaves him for another man. At the diner, Bob boasts about finding a Super Bowl ring in the backseat of a cab. And at John's office, Linda tries to talk her parents out of getting a divorce. Dmitri: Gregg Perrie. Mrs. Goldman: Mary Jo Smith.

Dinner and a Showdown

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 06:30 PM WGNAME Reggie becomes attracted to a married man (Robert Mailhouse) and considers having an affair; Linda starts bossing everyone around after she takes assertiveness classes. Sara: Molly Hagan. Paul: Richie Keen. Reggie: Terry Farrell. Linda: Shawnee Smith.

Another Tricky Day

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 06:00 PM WGNAME John's day is filled with wacky people, from two guys who want a prescription for marijuana to a man who is upset when he learns that he isn't dying. Meanwhile, Jake challenges Bob to a game of scrabble. Garland: Paul Bates. Matt: Rick Kunkler. Berwyn: Brett Gilbert. Mrs. Goldman: Mary Jo Smith. Pearson: Russ Woody.

Hanging with Jake

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 06:30 PM WGNAME Jake encounters a depressed man (Dave Foley) who is about to hang himself, so he takes him back to the diner to cheer him up; John learns that a patient's wife is pregnant by another man. Jane Clayson appears as herself in a cameo. Christopher: Brent Sexton. Mrs. Hayes: Mary Kowalski.

Really Good Advice

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 06:00 PM WGNAME John takes Reggie's advice that he should tell women that he's sorry when he disappoints them, only to have it backfire; Jake and Bob switch jobs for the day. Beth: Mary Mara. Spector: George Coe. Waitress: Kristina Hayes.

A Little Ho-mance

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 03:00 AM USA John tries to plan a romantic first date with Chris, but unforeseen obstacles keep cropping up; Jake gets shocking news about his grandmother after she dies in a retirement home. Evans: Ed Bernard. Patrick: Fred Pinkard. Klein: Earl Schuman. Nelson: Jack Wallace.

Get Me Out of Here

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 06:30 PM WGNAME John hurts his shoulder and is afraid to have an MRI, so Reggie goes with him for support; Linda dates identical twins. Ricky: Randy Sklar. Donnie: Jason Sklar. Randy: Sean O'Bryan.

Dog Days

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 06:00 PM WGNAME Reggie and Jake help a man (Taylor Nichols) who claims to be homeless, but John thinks he's a con artist; Margaret takes a second job caring for a wealthy woman's dog. Mrs. McGuiness: Jane Carr. Margaret: Hattie Winston. Jake: Alex Desert.

Jake's Jaunt

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 06:30 PM WGNAME Everyone's shocked when Jake announces that he got married over the weekend to a woman (Lindsay Price) he met at a friend's wedding. Donnie: Jason Sklar. Ricky: Randy Sklar. Jake: Alex Desert.

Face of Evil

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 06:00 PM LMN

Breakfast of Chumpions

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 06:00 PM WGNAME John is more irritable than usual when he tries to quit smoking; Reggie believes a friendly customer stole all of her good luck and left her with his bad fortune. Clark: Colin Ferguson. Girl: Jessica Sara. Howarth: Lauri Hendler. Det. Cross: John Cygan. Guy: David Chisum.

Armageddon

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 08:00 AM ENC

Thank You for Not Smoking

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 06:00 AM USA John feels like climbing the walls after Chris bans smoking from the diner and Margaret won't let him light up in the office. Elsewhere, Bob convinces Jake that Amanda is cheating on him after Jake unwittingly walks into the diner wearing lime green pants that are too small for him; and Linda persuades John to treat a friend's dog. Amanda: Lindsay Price. Holli: Carla Toutz. Linda: Shawnee Smith. Margaret: Hattie Winston.

Trials and Defibrillations

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 06:30 PM WGNAME John is taken to court by a patient (Alan Blumenfeld) who claims the good doctor caused him to have a heart attack by taking him to a gym. Ruth: Mariel Hemingway. Vinny: Alan Blumenfeld. Melvin: Kenneth Mars. Gordon: Marvin Kaplan. Anita: Sara Mornell. Mrs. Deluca: Mary Calder.

Sue You

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 06:00 PM WGNAME John refuses to settle a lawsuit against him, despite the advice of his lawyer (Mariel Hemingway), because it would imply guilt. Melvin: Kenneth Mars. Vinny: Alan Blumenfeld. Mrs. Jordan: Mary Gillis. John: Ted Danson.

Secrets of an Undercover Wife

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:00 AM LMN

What's Love Got to Do with It?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 06:00 AM USA John and Chris reluctantly confront their feelings for each other in the sixth-season opener. Meanwhile, Chris is furious over an outrageously high hospital bill and tries to get some of the charges dismissed in a meeting with an unsympathetic hospital administrator (Paul Dooley). Hector: Jorge Garcia.

Small Wonder

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 06:30 PM WGNAME John takes an out-of-shape patient (Alan Blumenfeld) to a gym to work out, but the man has a heart attack there and then sues John; Linda dyes her hair blonde and suspects that's the reason people think she's dumb. Melvin: Kenneth Mars. Arnoldo: Danny Woodburn. Lisa: Jolie Jenkins.

The Ugly Truth

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 06:00 PM WGNAME Reggie secretly conducts a psychology experiment on John to see if he treats attractive patients the same as unattractive ones. Also, Jake gets into a jam when he's accidentally sent a driver's license. George: Brian Posehn. Ms. Owens: Bonita Friedericy. Ms. Alcott: Claire Yarlett. Reggie: Terry Farrell. Jake: Alex Desert.

Elder Hostile

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 06:30 PM WGNAME Jake's grandmother (Adrian Ricard), who insists she has a heart murmur, gets angry at John when he declares her to be in good health; Reggie goes through an old high-school yearbook and gets more depressed by the minute; Margaret becomes concerned about Linda's relationship with a young boy (Jacob Smith). Jake: Alex Desert. Reggie: Terry Farrell. John: Ted Danson.

Heart Breaker

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 06:00 PM WGNAME Everyone makes fun of John when he starts dating an attractive 27-year-old lawyer (Angela Shelton) and even he begins to wonder if everything is fine after he experiences chest pains when the subject of sex comes up. Ming: Tim Edward Rhoze. Denise: Mary Pat Green. John: Ted Danson. Bob: Saverio Guerra. Reggie: Terry Farrell.

Daydream Believer

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 06:00 AM USA The fifth season comes to a close with John realizing that he still has feelings for Chris after a series of romantic dreams about her. But he fears she doesn't feel the same way about him. Also: Linda thinks that something bad is going to happen to her after she is involved in an accident on her way to work. Mrs. Weigand: Donna Ponterotto. Nurse: Susan Beaubian. Orderly: Jon Ryckman. Linda: Shawnee Smith.