TV Guide: Shawn Pyfrom

Would I Think of Suicide?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 09:00 PM ABC Angie decides to leave Wisteria Lane with her family; Bree's affair with Karl becomes harder to hide, causing Susan to clash with Bree; Lynette's pregnancy puts her at odds with Gaby; and Mike and Katherine's argument turns hurtful.

The Shaggy Dog

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 04:00 PM CARTOON

Pretty Little Picture

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 PM LIFE Gab's afternoon delights catch the eye of her manipulative new neighbor; Rex puts a fork in his marriage at a dinner in Mary Alice's honor; Susan shows her angry side to her ex (Richard Burgi) and everything else to Mike. Meanwhile, Lynette teaches her husband a lesson in raising their little monsters; and Bree gets hold of a tape that could answer a lot of questions. Or inspire new ones. Mike: James Denton. John: Jesse Metcalf. Tom: Doug Savant.

Ah, But Underneath

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:00 PM LIFE Mike's dog pays the price when Edie crashes his dinner date with Susan; Gabrielle realizes that her lawnboy is taking their fling to heart---and that Carlos may actually have one; and Bree goads Rex into therapy, where the doctor may be the one who needs the most help. Meanwhile, Lynette resorts to drastic measures to keep her kids in line; and Mary Alice's past resurfaces---literally---despite Paul's efforts to keep it buried. Mrs. Huber: Christine Estabrook. Mike: James Denton. John: Jesse Metcalfe.

Pilot Episode

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 03:00 PM LIFE Debut: Four suburbanites (Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria) endure darkly comic domestic disturbances in this wry soap, which opens with the suicide of their friend (and spirited narrator), Mary Alice (Brenda Strong). That is, it looks like a suicide. But nothing is as it seems on Wisteria Lane. Mike: Jamie Denton. Edie: Nicolette Sheridan. Mrs. Huber: Christine Estabrook.

Max Keeble's Big Move

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:15:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:15 PM ENC

If It's Only in Your Head

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 05:00 PM LIFE Orson takes a beating; Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school; Gaby's niece moves to Wisteria Lane; and Dave's "friendly" gesture proves to be anything but to Susan and MJ.

Everybody Says Don't

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 04:00 PM LIFE Gaby runs into a down-on-her-luck old acquaintance; Tom decides to go back to school (much to Lynette's dismay); Orson threatens Bree with blackmail; and Susan accepts Dave's "friendly" gesture.

Marry Me a Little

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 03:00 PM LIFE There's deception aplenty on Wisteria Lane: Bree keeps Orson in the dark; Susan and Jackson (Gale Harold) try to fool the authorities; Katherine won't level with Mike; and Tom tries to hide his age. Meanwhile, a witness to Dave's crimes surfaces.

Bargaining

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 PM LIFE Bree hires a good lawyer and behaves badly to do it; Jackson (Gale Harold) pops back into Susan's life and pops a question; Tom and Lynette bargain for sex, while Dave does some bargaining of his own; Katherine plays dirty to win Mike; Gaby makes a deal with Juanita that tests her vanity.

Rose's Turn

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 04:00 PM LIFE Lynette and Orson are hiding something from Tom and Bree, respectively, but Katherine makes a confession to Mike, and Susan confides in Dave. Meanwhile, Tom is behaving oddly, and Gaby is covering for him.

Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 03:00 PM LIFE The housewives reminisce about Edie: Susan recalls the first time they met; Lynette looks back on a night to remember; Gaby remembers a night of friendly competition; and Bree is reminded of her thoughtfulness toward Orson.

Pay It Forward

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:45:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 10:45 AM MOMAXe

A Spark. To Pierce the Dark

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:00 PM LIFE Bree decides to sell her business; Lucy (Leslie Boone) makes Lynette work overtime while Carlos' equally long hours upset Gaby; Karl Mayer (Richard Burgi) enrolls his son in Susan's school; and Mike, Katherine and Dave finally go on their camping trip. Meanwhile, Edie finally discovers why Dave wanted to move to Wisteria Lane. Principal Hobson: John Rubinstein.

The Story of Lucy and Jessie

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:00 PM LIFE A teacher (Swoosie Kurtz) gets the wrong idea when Susan tries to impress her; Gaby, for reasons of her own, wants Carlos to hire Lynette; Bree is determined not to let Orson's bad habit embarrass her; and Edie digs deeper into Dave's past. Lucy: Leslie Boone.

Crime Doesn't Pay

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:00 PM LIFE While helping Tom Scavo find a new job, Bree discovers something shocking about Orson; Carlos' adulterous boss uses Gaby as his cover; Edie probes Dave's past after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance.

In a World Where the Kings Are Employers

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 05:00 PM LIFE Susan starts a job to provide for MJ---and becomes both angry and jealous when Mike lets Katherine babysit him; Lynette wants Tom to sell the recession-wracked pizzeria; Carlos gets a big bonus after Gaby discovers his boss's dirty little secret; Bree gives Andrew a raise, raising Orson's hackles; and Dave grows tired of the neighbors' suspicions of him.

The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 03:00 PM LIFE When neighborhood handyman Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges) dies, the housewives realize just how much he affected their lives. Gaby recalls how Eli helped her make friends when she arrived; Lynette remembers how he came to her aid when she was overwhelmed and neglecting Penny; Susan reflects on how he lent her his shoulder to cry on each time a man walked out on her; Edie looks back on their special friendship; and Bree thinks fondly of his small gesture that had a big effect.

Connect! Connect!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 05:00 PM LIFE Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; Bree encounters someone who'll stand up to her; Gaby loses control of her girls and turns to Carlos for help; Lynette's search for Porter leads to her mom (Polly Bergen); Katherine and Mike define their relationship; and Dave's plan for revenge takes a new turn after Edie throws him out.

Home Is the Place

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:00 PM LIFE Bree clashes with Alex's mother (Joanna Cassidy) for their sons' affections; Gaby urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home; Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away; Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone; and Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn't abated.

A Vision's Just a Vision

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 03:00 PM LIFE Porter is arrested for starting the nightclub fire, and Lynette goes into full protection mode; Andrew and Alex let one cat out of a bag, and Bob and Lee let out another; Carlos regains his eyesight, and sees what Gaby has done for their family; M.J. isn't happy to see his dad date Katherine; and Dave begins to lose his grip.

Me and My Town

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 05:00 PM LIFE The road to recovery begins in the deadly fire's wake. Gaby and Carlos' injuries lead to a fortunate discovery, but others aren't so lucky: Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost, and Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Meanwhile, Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a precarious (if amusing) position just prior her big cooking demonstration.

City on Fire

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 04:00 PM LIFE Julie Mayer returns with a surprise; Gaby and Mrs. Hildebrand arrive at a fragile truce; a reporter with a well-honed hatchet arrives in Fairview to write a profile of Bree; Lynette learns about Porter and Anne Schilling (Gail O'Grady); Dave keeps trying to avoid Dr. Heller; and a fire breaks out at the club where the Wisteria Lane garage band is competing in a battle of the bands. Tokyo Police Club appear as a band called Cold Splash. Roberta: Lily Tomlin. Lloyd: Steven Weber.

What More Do I Need?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 03:00 PM LIFE Lynette and Tom learn an unsettling truth about Porter; Gaby suspects that Carlos' top client has ulterior motives; Mrs. McCluskey's sister (Lily Tomlin) unearths a disturbing fact about Dave; Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment; Katherine's not-so-little secret is revealed; and Susan learns of Jackson's true passion.

There's Always a Woman

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 05:00 PM LIFE Lynette suspects that Tom is having an affair; Susan tries to surprise Jackson; Mrs. McCluskey enlists her sister (Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave; one of Carlos' clients makes him an offer; and the bond grows between Bree and Katherine.

Mirror, Mirror

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:00 PM LIFE Dave persuades Susan to throw a 70th-birthday party for Mrs. McCluskey, but his motives aren't entirely altruistic and Mrs. McCluskey isn't overjoyed; Jackson wants to ramp things up with Susan; Gaby fears she might be pregnant again; and Tom tells Lynette that he has sold the pizzeria. Meanwhile, events of the past five years come more clearly into focus. Among them: how the bond between Bree and Katherine developed.

Back in Business

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:00 PM LIFE Bree's success evokes jealousy on Wisteria Lane; Lynette, who misses using her business expertise, offers Bree unsolicited marketing advice; Mike feels as though he's not a part of MJ's life while Susan teaches their reluctant young son how to fall; and Gaby wants Carlos to be more amorous. Meanwhile, Dave's real reason for moving to Wisteria Lane begins to come into focus.

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 05:00 PM LIFE Danielle Van De Kamp is met with criticism when she returns to Wisteria Lane; Gaby and Susan get in a catfight following an altercation between their kids; Tom and Dave form a garage band after Lynette told Tom to get rid of his old things; and Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

We're So Happy You're So Happy

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 04:00 PM LIFE Gaby tries to salvage what's left of her social stature; Lynette discovers Porter's softer side; the men in Susan's life meet; Bree must juggle marriage and career; Edie once again sees just how hostile Wisteria Lane residents can be; and Mrs. McCluskey enlists Katherine's help in digging up info on new neighbor Dave (Neal McDonough). Karl Meyer: Richard Burgi.

You're Gonna Love Tomorrow

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 PM LIFE It's five years later as the fifth-season opens, and Susan is trying to hide her relationship with a new man. Meanwhile, Gaby questions her maternal skills; Bree is about to publish a cookbook as her business partner, Katherine, bristles; Lynette catches her teenage twins (Charlie and Max Carver) spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane with a new man in tow.