TV Guide: Seth MacFarlane

Shallow Vows

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 09:30 PM FOX As their 20th wedding anniversary nears, Francine lets herself go to see if Stan loves her for more than her looks, while wedding-planner Roger organizes their vow-renewal celebration. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley search for a gift.

Quagmire's Baby

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 09:00 PM FOX Quagmire becomes a not-so-proud papa and quickly realizes that fatherhood crimps his style. He also sells a ham radio to Peter, who uses it to communicate with the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself. Voice of Candy: Brittany Snow.

Ladies Night

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 08:30 PM FOX Donna is still attending her single-moms support group (and not telling Cleveland about it) because she enjoys the camaraderie. She's also not telling the other single moms that she's married. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. runs for student-council president, with Rallo as his campaign manager. Guest voices include Will Forte (Oliver) and Glenn Howerton (Ryan Sanderson and Andrew Wachowski).

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:30 PM CINEMAX

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:30 PM CARTOON Stewie travels 35 years into the future and doesn't like what he finds: himself, who's known as Stu as an adult. So Stewie goes about remaking Stu's life, despite Stu's objections. Kiefer Sutherland has a cameo as himself.

Bango Was His Name-O

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:00 PM CARTOON California, here they come---Stewie and Brian head to San Francisco in Quagmire's van to search for the man Stewie's convinced is his real father. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter “help” Chris and Meg with their dating skills to get them out of the house. Jennie Garth, Jason Priestley and Tori Spelling have voice cameos in their “Beverly Hills, 90210” roles.

Stewie B. Goode

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 11:30 PM CARTOON Following a near-death experience, Stewie decides to turn over a new leaf and be nice---but it drives him to drink. Meanwhile, Peter becomes Quahog's newest TV star, ranting about his pet peeves in a commentary segment on Ch. 5 news titled “Grind My Gears.” Noel Blanc, the son of longtime cartoon voice Mel Blanc, provides the voice of Elmer Fudd.

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:30 PM TBS Peter strives for a promotion at the brewery because he wants a key to the executive bathroom, but first he has to go back to school because he never passed third grade. Meanwhile, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. (who provides his own voice) buy the down-on-its-heels Quahog Cabana Club, but it's Stewie who livens it up. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher.

The Man With Two Brians

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:00 PM TBS Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog---New Brian---to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all. Johnny Knoxville has a voice cameo as himself.

Baby Not on Board

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:30 PM TBS Peter gets a year's supply of free gasoline and takes the family on a driving vacation. Destination: the Grand Canyon. The only thing missing: Stewie, who's inadvertently left home alone.

Road to Germany

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:00 PM TBS Mort Goldman mistakenly enters Stewie's time machine (he thought it was a bathroom) and is transported back to Poland on Sept. 1, 1939. It's the day of his grandparents' wedding, as it happens, but the Nazis interrupt the reception.

I Dream of Jesus

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 08:30 PM TBS Peter makes friends with Jesus Christ, who works in the record store Peter goes to in order to replace his copy of the 1963 Trashmen hit "Surfin' Bird," which Brian and Stewie had destroyed because Peter wouldn't stop playing it.

Love, Blactually

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 08:00 PM TBS In the seventh-season opener, Brian falls in love with a woman he meets in a bookstore, but Stewie urges him to take the relationship slowly, then proceeds to see that he does. This leaves an opening for the lovelorn Cleveland (voice of Mike Henry, who wrote the script). Meredith Baxter has a voice cameo as herself.

The Juice Is Loose

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter cashes in a winning 1989 raffle ticket that he had lost. The prize: a round of golf with O.J. Simpson. Peter, who had been unaware of Simpson's notoriety, thinks this is a fine idea. Not surprisingly, no one else does.

No Meals on Wheels

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 10:30 PM CARTOON The Griffins open a restaurant that finds a niche---with Joe and his handicapped friends. But Peter wants to attract a different crowd. Meanwhile, Peter buys a pair of pajamas with feet, and discovers that when he rubs his feet against carpet he can create enough static electricity to give people shocks. He's the only Griffin who finds this funny.

Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 09:30 PM FOX Cleveland's effort to warn Roberta about the dangers of sex falls flat, but Cleveland Jr. gets the message and takes a "purity pledge" at church. Glenn Howerton provides the voice of the Reverend.

Hannah Banana

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 09:00 PM FOX Stewie gets to know Hannah Montana (voice of singer Candace Marie) when she arrives in Quahog for a concert, and discovers something surprising about her. And Chris finally meets the Evil Monkey, who has been bedeviling him, and finds that he's not so evil after all.

Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 08:30 PM FOX

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 08:00 PM FOX Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it. Meanwhile, Peter goes on a kicking kick (he kicks just about everyone he meets) after watching the movie "Road House."

Man in the Moonbounce

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 07:30 PM FOX Steve becomes the man of the Smith household when Stan, who never had a real childhood, suddenly begins behaving like a kid. "Your inner child put his foot down," as Roger (who's working as a prison psychologist) puts it. Meanwhile, Hayley gives Klaus a haircut. (Since Klaus is a fish, she puts a doll's wig on his head and cuts that.)