TV Guide: Seth Green

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Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:45:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:45 PM CARTOON

Jerome Is the New Black

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter and his pals miss Cleveland so much that they decide to replace him with a guy named Jerome (voice of Kevin Michael Richardson). Trouble is, Quagmire can't stand him.

It Takes a Village Idiot

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 10:30 PM CARTOON Incensed by Mayor West's complicity in oil-company pollution at Quahog Lake, Lois decides to challenge him in the upcoming election. Keith Olbermann has a voice cameo as an oil exec and Don Most plays himself. Angela: Carrie Fisher.

Dog Gone

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 09:00 PM FOX Brian is dismayed that a dog's accidental death stirs little empathy in his human companions; Lois' new maid pays Peter no heed.

Seth Green Day

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 02:30 AM HBO2e Vince is unnerved by stern advice from Verner (Stellan Skarsgård), the demanding director of "Smokejumpers." Meanwhile, Eric is dismayed to learn that Seth Green is on the short list for Charlie's pilot, and Andrew receives a makeover from Ari and Lloyd.

The Ramblings of Maurice

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:00 PM CARTOON Two Face has a new identity; the G.I. Joe gang finally attend a funeral; the Traveling Pants have a new adventure; and "The Dark Crystal" receives a modern update.

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:30 PM TBS Brian leaves home after his refusal to perform during a dog show prompts a rift with Peter, who later sees Brian whisked away to the pound, where he's marked for death. Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mary Scheer.

Don't Make Me Over

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:00 PM TBS Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland form a rock band, but it's Meg who looks like the one who'll make it in the music business. All it took was a makeover at the mall. Gene Simmons has a voice cameo as himself.

Can't Buy Me Love

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:00 PM OXYGN

The View

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:00 AM ABC Seth Green; Marlo Thomas; Lifetime executive Geralyn Lucas.

Unionizing Our Labor

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:15:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:15 AM CARTOON Clark Kent impostors take to the streets; a risqué new video game is released; and the Smurfs and Snorks go to war. Also: the original "Dukes of Hazzard."

Dragon Nuts

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:00 AM CARTOON

Sibling Rivalry

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 11:30 PM CARTOON Before having a vasectomy, Peter has one last fling at the sperm bank. The result: Stewie's equally diabolical half brother Bertram (voice of Wallace Shawn). Soon, their epic battle for playground dominance begins. Meanwhile, Peter has given up sex, and Lois uses food to compensate.

I Take Thee, Quagmire

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter wins the services of a maid for a week on a game show, but Quagmire wins her heart. Seriously. This isn't his usual lechery; he's in love. Meanwhile, Lois decides that it's time to wean Stewie. Pat Sajak, Alex Trebek and Bryan Cranston have voice cameos as themselves.

Jungle Love

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:30 PM TBS Chris, a victim of freshman hazing in high school, runs away to South America. Meanwhile, Peter gets a job in a brewery. One of the perks is free beer, and Peter reacts to it predictably. Carrie Fisher provides the voice of his supervisor, Angela. Other voices: Joe Pesci: Jay Mohr. Group Director: Gary Cole. Loca: Mia Maestro. Mayor West: Adam West.

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:00 PM TBS The Griffins are movin' on up (to a Newport mansion, specifically), when Lois inherits a “weekend house” from a rich aunt. Robin Leach provides his own voice in a “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” spoof. Voices include Seth MacFarlane (Peter, Stewie, Brian), Alex Borstein (Lois, Aunt Margarite), Seth Green (Chris), Lacey Chabert (Meg).

Can't Hardly Wait

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 12:30 PM COMEDY

Without a Paddle

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 12:00 PM TBS

Rat Race

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:45:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 08:45 AM FLIXe

Maurice Was Caught

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:15:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 04:15 AM CARTOON The power of the whip is demonstrated by Simon Belmont; the Nerd threatens U.S. security; Kermit's cousin teaches the value of greed; "Gone With the Wind" receives an action-packed update; and Annie Warbucks turns 16.

Federated Resources

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 04:00 AM CARTOON

The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 03:30 AM CARTOON Peter's very devout father (voice of Charles Durning) browbeats his son about his lack of religion, so Peter starts his own church: The First United Church of the Fonz. Meanwhile, Stewie is baptized with tainted holy water and gets poisoned, so he must be quarantined in a germ-free environment. Series creator Seth MacFarlane's voices include Fonzie, Potsie, Aquaman, the Coco Puffs bird and Zeus.

Brian Sings and Swings

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 03:00 AM CARTOON After being hit by a car driven by Peter, a depressed Brian teams up on stage with Frank Sinatra Jr. (who provides his own voice) in a Quahog bar. Soon, Stewie joins in and a new Rat Pack is born. Meanwhile, Meg decides that she's a lesbian.