TV Guide: Sandra Bernhard

Promises, Promises

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 01:00 AM TVLAND Darlene springs a surprise on David; and Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business. Roger: Tim Curry. Charlotte: Mara Hobel. Chuck: James Pickens Jr.

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 12:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne's wealthy cousin Ronnie comes to bury the hatchet with Roseanne after a 25-year feud. Jordan: Ahmad Stoner. Policeman: Kevin Dunigan. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Wait Til Your Father Gets Home

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 12:00 AM TVLAND The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry---and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Frank: Lenny Wolpe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman.

Of Ice and Men

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 12:00 AM TVLAND D.J. makes the hockey team, but it's his coach (Matt Roth) who faces off with Jackie after she dumps him. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Wrongfully Accused

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 08:00 AM ENC

Stand on Your Man

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 01:00 AM TVLAND The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jane: Terri Treas. Chuck: James Pickens Jr.. Ty: Wings Hauser. Nick: Doug Fieger.

Ladies' Choice

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 12:30 AM TVLAND Bev's move to a seniors community leaves Roseanne feeling old; Nancy drops a bombshell about Marla (Morgan Fairchild). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 12:00 AM TVLAND All Roseanne and Jackie need for their sandwich shop is a loan; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at Molly (Danielle Harris). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Bobeck: Tom Kopache. Carrie: Judith Hoag. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard.

D-Girl

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:00 AM A&E Anthony Jr.'s increasing apathy elicits concern from his parents; Christopher speaks his mind while on a movie set with filmmaker Jon Favreau. Janeane Garofalo and Sandra Bernhard guest star. Anthony Jr.: Robert Iler. Christopher: Michael Imperioli.

Pretty in Black

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 01:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet-16 party, then sends her off so the adults can enjoy the festivities. Molly: Danielle Harris. Ty: Wings Hauser. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Crystal: Natalie West.

Terms of Estrangement

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 12:00 AM TVLAND The bike shop goes belly up, leaving Dan and Roseanne in debt and Becky shaky about her future. Part 1 of two. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Aliens

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 11:00 PM TVLAND D.J.'s scholastic honor is the only light as the Connors' financial future grows dim. Leon: Martin Mull. Mike: Mark Blum. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Arnie: Tom Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

The Burning Bedouin

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 01:00 PM TNT When Sam's long-lost flame awakens from a decades-long coma, Delinda takes on Sam's duties and hosts her rich client and his three spouses. Complications ensue when Mike falls for one of the client's wives and a jealous Danny learns of the client's true intentions. Elsewhere, Ed tries to clean house by replacing his housekeeper (Sandra Bernhard).

Vegas

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 01:00 AM TVLAND Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Dinner Rush

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:15:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 06:15 PM IFC