TV Guide: Sandra Bernhard

Bright Lights/Big City

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 11:00 AM BRAVO The sights, sounds and styles of New York City serve as the designers' inspiration. Sandra Bernhard is the guest judge.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 01:00 AM TVLAND Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's girlfriend (Mariel Hemingway) plants a kiss on her. Dean: David Allan Donah. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

Ladies' Choice

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 05:00 AM NIK Bev's move to a seniors community leaves Roseanne feeling old; Nancy drops a bombshell about Marla (Morgan Fairchild). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Suck Up or Shut Up

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:00 AM TVLAND Florence Henderson plays a businesswoman with whom Roseanne hopes to establish contacts. Meanwhile, Becky learns that Mark (Glenn Quinn) dropped out of school. Elijah: Nicolas Meyst.

Into That Good Night

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 02:30 PM OXYGN The Domestic Goddess says goodbye in a series finale celebrating her new granddaughter and bringing an announcement from Leon and Scott (Martin Mull, Fred Willard). Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

The War Room

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 04:00 AM NIK Friends and family try an intervention after they're unable to rouse Roseanne out of bed, where she's lying low amid piles of junk food. Heather: Heather Matarazzo. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Mommy's Curse

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne suffers the consequences of telling Bev (Estelle Parsons) that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box; and Jackie jumps back into the dating arena. Leon: Martin Mull. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard.

Tooth or Consequences

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:00 AM TVLAND Dan knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector; Darlene is accepted to art school. Leon: Martin Mull. Jeffrey: Phil Leeds. Robbie: J.D. Daniels. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 07:00 AM TVLAND Dan's bills mount when he and Roger can't sell the house they refurbished---and Roger skips town. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

December Bride

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:00 AM NIK Roseanne has anything but traditional ideas for Leon's untraditional wedding---to Scott (Fred Willard). Cameos by Milton Berle and Mariel Hemingway. Mrs. Carp: June Lockhart. Rev. Crosley: Norm Crosby. Leon: Martin Mull.

Roseanne in the Hood

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 02:30 AM NIK Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington has a cameo; the dance troupe Stomp performs. Leon: Martin Mull.