TV Guide: Sandra Bernhard

Listing: Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 01:30 AM TVLAND Dan's bills mount when he and Roger can't sell the house they refurbished---and Roger skips town. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Listing: Promises, Promises

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 01:00 AM TVLAND Darlene springs a surprise on David; and Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business. Roger: Tim Curry. Charlotte: Mara Hobel. Chuck: James Pickens Jr.

Listing: First Cousin, Twice Removed

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 12:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne's wealthy cousin Ronnie comes to bury the hatchet with Roseanne after a 25-year feud. Jordan: Ahmad Stoner. Policeman: Kevin Dunigan. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Listing: Wait Til Your Father Gets Home

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 12:00 AM TVLAND The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry---and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Frank: Lenny Wolpe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman.

Listing: Of Ice and Men

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 12:00 AM TVLAND D.J. makes the hockey team, but it's his coach (Matt Roth) who faces off with Jackie after she dumps him. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Listing: Wrongfully Accused

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 08:00 AM ENC

Listing: Stand on Your Man

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 01:00 AM TVLAND The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jane: Terri Treas. Chuck: James Pickens Jr.. Ty: Wings Hauser. Nick: Doug Fieger.

Listing: Ladies' Choice

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 12:30 AM TVLAND Bev's move to a seniors community leaves Roseanne feeling old; Nancy drops a bombshell about Marla (Morgan Fairchild). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Listing: Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 12:00 AM TVLAND All Roseanne and Jackie need for their sandwich shop is a loan; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at Molly (Danielle Harris). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Bobeck: Tom Kopache. Carrie: Judith Hoag. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard.

Listing: D-Girl

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:00 AM A&E Anthony Jr.'s increasing apathy elicits concern from his parents; Christopher speaks his mind while on a movie set with filmmaker Jon Favreau. Janeane Garofalo and Sandra Bernhard guest star. Anthony Jr.: Robert Iler. Christopher: Michael Imperioli.

Listing: Pretty in Black

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 01:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet-16 party, then sends her off so the adults can enjoy the festivities. Molly: Danielle Harris. Ty: Wings Hauser. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Crystal: Natalie West.

Listing: Terms of Estrangement

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 12:00 AM TVLAND The bike shop goes belly up, leaving Dan and Roseanne in debt and Becky shaky about her future. Part 1 of two. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Listing: Aliens

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 11:00 PM TVLAND D.J.'s scholastic honor is the only light as the Connors' financial future grows dim. Leon: Martin Mull. Mike: Mark Blum. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Arnie: Tom Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Listing: The Burning Bedouin

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 01:00 PM TNT When Sam's long-lost flame awakens from a decades-long coma, Delinda takes on Sam's duties and hosts her rich client and his three spouses. Complications ensue when Mike falls for one of the client's wives and a jealous Danny learns of the client's true intentions. Elsewhere, Ed tries to clean house by replacing his housekeeper (Sandra Bernhard).

Listing: Vegas

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 01:00 AM TVLAND Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Listing: Dinner Rush

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:15:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 06:15 PM IFC

Video: Dare (Hd Trailer)

YouTube Trailers — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Emmy Rossum (The Day After Tomorrow), Zach Gilford (TVs Friday Night Lights) and Ashley Springer (Teeth) head up a stellar cast including Ana Gasteyer (Mean Girls), Rooney Mara (A Nightmare on Elm Street), comedienne Sandra Bernhard (TVs Roseanne) and Alan Cumming (X2: X-Men United) in this captivating story of high school seniors at the crossroads of their adult lives. When a pompous actor tells good girl Alexa (Rossum) that she hasnt lived, she embarks on a bold journey that takes her to mysterious bad boy Johnny (Gilford). Envious, her shy best friend Ben (Springer) also dares to pursue Johnny, complicating Alexas romance and pushing the boundaries among the three friends.

Video: Sandra Bernhard vs. Wild

Starz — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sandra Bernhard vs. wild.

Video: Sandra Bernhard Translates for Dr. Goode

Starz — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sandra Bernhard translates for Dr. Goode.

Video: Sandra Bernhard Explores Her Faith

Starz — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sandra Bernhard explores her faith.

Video: Sandra Bernhard Does 'Whatever It...

ABC News — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The actress releases an album of world music.

Video: Dare

Apple Trailers — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Emmy Rossum (The Day After Tomorrow), Zach Gilford (TV s Friday Night Lights) and Ashley Springer (Teeth) head up a stellar cast including Ana Gasteyer (Mean Girls), Rooney Mara (A Nightmare on Elm Street), comedienne Sandra Bernhard (TV s Roseanne) and Alan Cumming (X2:X-Men United) in this captivating story of high school seniors at the crossroads of their adult lives. When a pompous actor tells good girl Alexa (Rossum) that she hasn t lived, she embarks on a bold journey that takes her to mysterious bad boy Johnny (Gilford). Envious, her shy best friend Ben (Springer) also dares to pursue Johnny, complicating Alexa s romance and pushing the boundaries among the three friends

Video: Trailer

Trailer Addict — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The trailer for Dare. Emmy Rossum (The Day After Tomorrow), Zach Gilford (TV's Friday Night Lights) and Ashley Springer (Teeth) head up a stellar cast including Ana Gasteyer (Mean Girls), Rooney Mara (A Nightmare on Elm Street), comedienne Sandra Bernhard (TV's Roseanne) and Alan Cumming (X2: X-Men United) in this captivating story of high school seniors at the crossroads of their adult lives. When a pompous actor tells good girl Alexa (Rossum) that she hasn't lived, she embarks on a bold journey that takes her to mysterious bad boy Johnny (Gilford). Envious, her shy best friend Ben (Springer) also dares to pursue Johnny, complicating Alexa's romance and pushing the boundaries among the three friends.

Video: Plump Fiction

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: This send-up of the raw independent films of recent years knits together a loose series of spoofs on 'Pulp Fiction', 'Resevoir Dogs', 'Nell' and others, casting 'Downtown' Julie Brown as Uma Thurman opposite Travolta-like Dinello.

Video: Wrongfully Accused

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: From the writer of Naked Gun and Scary Movie comedies comes the story of an innocent man - framed for murder - and his search for a mysterious one-armed, one-legged, one-eyed killer!

Video: Head Case Ep 115 - That's Produce

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

115 - 'That's Produce' Self-doubt gets the better of Dr. Goode when she tries to find out what went wrong with ex flame Mario Batali. Sandra Bernhard wrestles with Judaic restrictions.

Video: Interview (Spinner)

AOL music — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Sandra Bernhard

The Daily Show — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sandra dishes about Nicole Kidman in "The Blue Room" and her take on the worst fashion trend to date. (6:39)

Video: ICYMI: Sandra Bernhard;s Rumble on the View

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Photo: Head Case - Sandra Bernhard

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Head Case, Sandra Bernhard

Photo: Head Case - Alexandra Wentworth and Sandra Bernhard

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Head Case, Alexandra Wentworth, Sandra Bernhard

Video: Sandra Bernhard

Bravo — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Strange Bedfellows

Amazon Video on Demand — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD). Meanwhile, when Richard learns that Barb (recurring guest WANDA SYKES) and Matthew once kissed years ago, Barb demands an equally embarrassing secret from Richard as insurance that he'll never tell Christine. She learns more than she wanted to know.

Video: Roseanne: Becky's a Wackjob!

TMZ Videos — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Two actresses played Becky Connor on "Roseanne" -- one went on to star in "Scrubs" and, according to Roseanne, the other's a "psycho!"

Video: Bright Lights/Big City

Hulu — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Season 5, Episode 3: The designers use the Big Apple as their muse.

Video: Dramatic License

Hulu — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Season 5, Episode 5: Carolyn Marsh's latest best-seller is a hot and sexy romance novel featuring a smoky-eyed swashbuckling Highland hero named Duncan MacLeod.

Video: Bernhard Burns TMZ Hard

TMZ Videos — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500

The fabulous Sandra Bernhard can really hold a grudge.

Video: Vegas

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Dan and Roseanne can't seem to get along lately, even in Vegas when Nancy and Arnie pay for their trip to celebrate their engagement. First appearance of Sandra Bernhard as Nancy.

Photo: The L Word - Sandra Bernhard and Mia Kirshner

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The L Word, Sandra Bernhard, Mia Kirshner

Photo: Las Vegas - "Burning Bedouin" - Sandra Bernhard as Margo Poon, James Caan as Ed

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Las Vegas, Sandra Bernhard, James Caan

Photo: The New Adventures of Old Christine - "Strange Bedfellows" - Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sandra Bernhard

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The New Adventures of Old Christine, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Sandra Bernhard

Photo: Las Vegas - Season 4, "Burning Bedouin" - Sandra Bernhard as Margo Poon

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Las Vegas, Sandra Bernhard

Photo: The New Adventures of Old Christine - "Strange Bedfellows" - Sandra Bernhard as Audrey

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The New Adventures of Old Christine, Sandra Bernhard