TV Guide: Sandra Bernhard

Listing: Bright Lights/Big City

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 11:00 AM BRAVO The sights, sounds and styles of New York City serve as the designers' inspiration. Sandra Bernhard is the guest judge.

Listing: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 01:00 AM TVLAND Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's girlfriend (Mariel Hemingway) plants a kiss on her. Dean: David Allan Donah. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

Listing: Ladies' Choice

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 05:00 AM NIK Bev's move to a seniors community leaves Roseanne feeling old; Nancy drops a bombshell about Marla (Morgan Fairchild). Bev: Estelle Parsons. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Listing: Suck Up or Shut Up

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:00 AM TVLAND Florence Henderson plays a businesswoman with whom Roseanne hopes to establish contacts. Meanwhile, Becky learns that Mark (Glenn Quinn) dropped out of school. Elijah: Nicolas Meyst.

Listing: Into That Good Night

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 02:30 PM OXYGN The Domestic Goddess says goodbye in a series finale celebrating her new granddaughter and bringing an announcement from Leon and Scott (Martin Mull, Fred Willard). Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

Listing: The War Room

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 04:00 AM NIK Friends and family try an intervention after they're unable to rouse Roseanne out of bed, where she's lying low amid piles of junk food. Heather: Heather Matarazzo. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Listing: Mommy's Curse

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne suffers the consequences of telling Bev (Estelle Parsons) that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box; and Jackie jumps back into the dating arena. Leon: Martin Mull. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard.

Listing: Tooth or Consequences

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:00 AM TVLAND Dan knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector; Darlene is accepted to art school. Leon: Martin Mull. Jeffrey: Phil Leeds. Robbie: J.D. Daniels. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Listing: Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 07:00 AM TVLAND Dan's bills mount when he and Roger can't sell the house they refurbished---and Roger skips town. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Listing: December Bride

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:00 AM NIK Roseanne has anything but traditional ideas for Leon's untraditional wedding---to Scott (Fred Willard). Cameos by Milton Berle and Mariel Hemingway. Mrs. Carp: June Lockhart. Rev. Crosley: Norm Crosby. Leon: Martin Mull.

Listing: Roseanne in the Hood

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 02:30 AM NIK Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington has a cameo; the dance troupe Stomp performs. Leon: Martin Mull.

Video: Dare (Hd Trailer)

YouTube Trailers — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Emmy Rossum (The Day After Tomorrow), Zach Gilford (TVs Friday Night Lights) and Ashley Springer (Teeth) head up a stellar cast including Ana Gasteyer (Mean Girls), Rooney Mara (A Nightmare on Elm Street), comedienne Sandra Bernhard (TVs Roseanne) and Alan Cumming (X2: X-Men United) in this captivating story of high school seniors at the crossroads of their adult lives. When a pompous actor tells good girl Alexa (Rossum) that she hasnt lived, she embarks on a bold journey that takes her to mysterious bad boy Johnny (Gilford). Envious, her shy best friend Ben (Springer) also dares to pursue Johnny, complicating Alexas romance and pushing the boundaries among the three friends.

Video: Sandra Bernhard vs. Wild

Starz — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sandra Bernhard vs. wild.

Video: Sandra Bernhard Translates for Dr. Goode

Starz — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sandra Bernhard translates for Dr. Goode.

Video: Sandra Bernhard Explores Her Faith

Starz — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sandra Bernhard explores her faith.

Video: Sandra Bernhard Does 'Whatever It...

ABC News — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The actress releases an album of world music.

Video: Trailer

Trailer Addict — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The trailer for Dare. Emmy Rossum (The Day After Tomorrow), Zach Gilford (TV's Friday Night Lights) and Ashley Springer (Teeth) head up a stellar cast including Ana Gasteyer (Mean Girls), Rooney Mara (A Nightmare on Elm Street), comedienne Sandra Bernhard (TV's Roseanne) and Alan Cumming (X2: X-Men United) in this captivating story of high school seniors at the crossroads of their adult lives. When a pompous actor tells good girl Alexa (Rossum) that she hasn't lived, she embarks on a bold journey that takes her to mysterious bad boy Johnny (Gilford). Envious, her shy best friend Ben (Springer) also dares to pursue Johnny, complicating Alexa's romance and pushing the boundaries among the three friends.

Video: Dare

Apple Trailers — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Emmy Rossum (The Day After Tomorrow), Zach Gilford (TV s Friday Night Lights) and Ashley Springer (Teeth) head up a stellar cast including Ana Gasteyer (Mean Girls), Rooney Mara (A Nightmare on Elm Street), comedienne Sandra Bernhard (TV s Roseanne) and Alan Cumming (X2:X-Men United) in this captivating story of high school seniors at the crossroads of their adult lives. When a pompous actor tells good girl Alexa (Rossum) that she hasn t lived, she embarks on a bold journey that takes her to mysterious bad boy Johnny (Gilford). Envious, her shy best friend Ben (Springer) also dares to pursue Johnny, complicating Alexa s romance and pushing the boundaries among the three friends

Video: Head Case Ep 115 - That's Produce

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

115 - 'That's Produce' Self-doubt gets the better of Dr. Goode when she tries to find out what went wrong with ex flame Mario Batali. Sandra Bernhard wrestles with Judaic restrictions.

Video: Plump Fiction

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: This send-up of the raw independent films of recent years knits together a loose series of spoofs on 'Pulp Fiction', 'Resevoir Dogs', 'Nell' and others, casting 'Downtown' Julie Brown as Uma Thurman opposite Travolta-like Dinello.

Video: Wrongfully Accused

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: From the writer of Naked Gun and Scary Movie comedies comes the story of an innocent man - framed for murder - and his search for a mysterious one-armed, one-legged, one-eyed killer!

Video: Interview (Spinner)

AOL music — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Sandra Bernhard

The Daily Show — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sandra dishes about Nicole Kidman in "The Blue Room" and her take on the worst fashion trend to date. (6:39)

Video: ICYMI: Sandra Bernhard;s Rumble on the View

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Photo: Head Case - Sandra Bernhard

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Head Case, Sandra Bernhard

Photo: Head Case - Alexandra Wentworth and Sandra Bernhard

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Head Case, Alexandra Wentworth, Sandra Bernhard

Video: Sandra Bernhard

Bravo — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Hudson Hawk

iTunes — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell and Sandra Bernhard star in the funniest action/adventure comedy ever. Willis is Eddie "The Hawk" Hawkins, the world's most famous cat burglar, who, after 10 years in prison, is ready to go straight. But it's not going to be easy for The Hawk. The mob andthe CIA have conspired to blackmail Eddie and his partner (Aiello) into stealing three da Vinci masterpieces from the most heavily-guarded museums in the world. Sounds simple, right? WRONG! While trying to steal the goods, Hawk falls in love with a beautiful but schizophrenic nun (MacDowell) and isrelentlessly pursued by the greedy and powerful Minerva and Darwin Mayflower, who want the artworksas part of their twisted plot to ruin the world's economy. It's wall-to-wall action as the wise-cracking Hawk saves the world, wins the girl, and gets the last laugh.

Video: Strange Bedfellows

Amazon Video on Demand — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD). Meanwhile, when Richard learns that Barb (recurring guest WANDA SYKES) and Matthew once kissed years ago, Barb demands an equally embarrassing secret from Richard as insurance that he'll never tell Christine. She learns more than she wanted to know.

Video: Bright Lights/Big City

Hulu — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Season 5, Episode 3: The designers use the Big Apple as their muse.

Video: Dramatic License

Hulu — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Season 5, Episode 5: Carolyn Marsh's latest best-seller is a hot and sexy romance novel featuring a smoky-eyed swashbuckling Highland hero named Duncan MacLeod.

Video: Bernhard Burns TMZ Hard

TMZ Videos — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500

The fabulous Sandra Bernhard can really hold a grudge.

Video: Vegas

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Dan and Roseanne can't seem to get along lately, even in Vegas when Nancy and Arnie pay for their trip to celebrate their engagement. First appearance of Sandra Bernhard as Nancy.

Photo: The New Adventures of Old Christine - "Strange Bedfellows" - Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sandra Bernhard

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The New Adventures of Old Christine, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Sandra Bernhard

Photo: The L Word - Sandra Bernhard and Mia Kirshner

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The L Word, Sandra Bernhard, Mia Kirshner

Photo: Las Vegas - "Burning Bedouin" - Sandra Bernhard as Margo Poon, James Caan as Ed

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Las Vegas, Sandra Bernhard, James Caan

Photo: Las Vegas - Season 4, "Burning Bedouin" - Sandra Bernhard as Margo Poon

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Las Vegas, Sandra Bernhard

Photo: The New Adventures of Old Christine - "Strange Bedfellows" - Sandra Bernhard as Audrey

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The New Adventures of Old Christine, Sandra Bernhard