TV Guide: Rip Taylor

Listing: Vincent van Guaka; No Man Is an Island

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 05:30 AM DISXD A potion makes everything that Guaka draws come to life; Kuzco and Malina are shipped off to a deserted island, where they discover a statue that looks like Malina.

Listing: Emperor's New School Spirit/Card Wars

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 05:30 AM DISXD Kuzco turns himself into the school's llama mascot after he loses the beloved animal; Kuzco becomes addicted to a card-collecting game and unknowingly trades the game's most coveted card to Kronke.

Listing: The Emperor's New Home School; Mudka's Secret Recipe

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 05:30 AM DISXD Kuzco reconsiders his plans for home school when he realizes that it's more work; later, he tries to kick his unhealthy eating habits.

Listing: A Giftmas Story

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 02:00 AM DISNEY Kuzco's faith in the holiday Giftmas is renewed and he tries to get off of Papa Santos' naughty list.

Listing: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 08:30 PM ABCFAM

Listing: Father O' Mine; Everyone Loves Kuzco

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 05:30 AM DISXD A mysterious man raises suspicion when he appears and claims to be Kuzco's father; a love potion makes Kuzco irresistible to women, including Malina.

Listing: The Dukes of Hazzard

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 11:36:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 11:36 AM USA

Listing: Kuzclone

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 09:00 AM ABC Kuzco is upset about not having a best friend when he meets an exact replica of himself---who turns out too good to be true.

Listing: A Fair to Remember; Working Girl

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 05:30 AM DISXD Kuzco believes he's too cool to invite Malina to the school fair; Malina inadvertently gets Yata fired from Mudka's Meat Hut, due to her desire to be the hut's best waitress.

Listing: Picture This!; TV or Not TV

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 02:00 AM DISNEY Yzma tries to take over as empress when the community becomes distracted with the discovery of TV.

Listing: Kuz-Cop; How Now Sea Cow?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 05:30 AM DISXD Kuzco's antics at the mall get a policeman fired; a manatee shows up at Malina's door.

Listing: Demon Llama!; Show Me the Monkey

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 05:30 AM DISXD Kuzco herds llamas but they soon turn into demons after drinking a potion; Kuzco tries to disguise a monkey to look like him so it can perform amazing feats and Kuzco will get the credit.

Listing: Yzmopolis

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 02:00 AM DISNEY Kuzco's wish to have never been emperor is granted with unforeseen consequences when Yzma ends up in control and imprisons Kuzco.

Listing: Saving Grace Again

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 11:30 PM LIFE Divorce angst ruffles Grace in this two-parter's conclusion, which also concerns Jack's plan for a has-been commercial star (Victor Garber), signed up as an OutTV spokesman. Rip Taylor has a cameo as his irrepressible self.

Listing: Ramon's a Crowd; Guakumentary

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 05:30 AM DISXD Kronk and Kuzco get jealous when a new kid, Ramon, takes over Kronk's job and steals Malina's attention away from Kuzco.

Listing: Chipmunky Business; Oops, All Doodles

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 02:00 AM DISNEY Kuzco must contend with Yzma's rotten nephews Zim and Zam (voiced by Dylan and Cole Sprouse) when he becomes a member of the Jr. Chipmunks; Kuzco, Malina and Kronk attempt to figure out who stole a mask by playing a game of Rashomon.

Listing: Cool Summer; Prisoner of Kuzcoban

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 05:30 AM DISXD Kuzco goes on a summer beach vacation with Pacha's family; a friend from Kuzco's past shows up and claims he was falsely imprisoned.

Listing: Kuzcogarten; Evil and Eviler

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 02:00 AM DISNEY Kuzco ends up back in kuzcogarten surrounded by 5-year-olds, including a shifty little girl named Mazy; Yzma hires a consultant, Miss Ni, who's extremely good at being evil.

Listing: Kronk Moves In

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 02:00 AM DISNEY Kuzco arranges for Kronk to move in with Pacha's family, who are quick to welcome Kronk into the fold, and Kuzco ends up feeling jealous.

Listing: U.F.kuzcO; Attack Sub

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 02:00 AM DISNEY Yzma jumps at the opportunity to convince Kuzco that aliens from another planet are after him; Kuzco's elation over Mr. Moleguaco's vacation from school is short-lived upon his first encounter with the substitute teacher.

Listing: Unfit to Print; Emperor's New Pet

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 09:00 AM ABC Kuzco runs the school newspaper and puts Malina's credibility as a reliable journalist at stake by pressuring her to fabricate articles; Yzma uses magic to turn Kuzco's cute and cuddly kitty into a ferocious jaguar.

Listing: The Emperor's New Tuber; Room for Improvement

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 05:30 AM DISXD Malina tries to win a village potato-growing contest; Kuzco, Chaca and Tipo clean their attic bedroom.

Video: Rip Roarin' Buckaroo

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:51:04 -0500

(1936,Victory Pictures)Tom Tyler, Beth Marion, Sammy Cohen, Forrest Taylor, Charles King. An unusual role for Tom. He plays a boxer who loses a fixed fight. He then retires and gets hired on as a ranch hand. Later, his boss becomes involved with a crooked fight promoter. Tim eventually ends up back in the ring to vindicate himself.

Video: Rip Roarin' Buckaroo

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:51:04 -0500

Video: Here Comes The Grump

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:59:32 -0500

The bumbling, goofy Grump (Rip Taylor) has placed a curse of gloom all over the land; now it's up to Princess Dawn, her doglike companion Blip (Mel Blanc, voice of Bugs Bunny) and young Terry (Dennis the Menace's Jay North) to save the kingdom - and only the Crystal Key can break the curse! Each episode they take off in their balloon-car on a series of incredible adventures as they search for the Key, hidden in the Cave of the Whispering Orchids in the Land of 1000 Caves. Along the way they meet strange, surprising and wonderful characters such as the Eenie Meenie Miners, the Toilin' Toolie Birds and the Wily Wheelies. Of course, the Grump, traveling on his Jolly Green Dragon, is never far behind.

Video: Cheech & Chong's Things Are Tough All Over

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:30:59 -0500

Synopsis: "Things Are Tough All Over" finds the stoners playing dual roles - as wealthy Arabs looking to transport millions in illegal cash, and the losers unwittingly enlisted to help A trip to an adult film shoot is a highlight!

Video: Rip Taylor

The Daily Show — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:26:24 -0500

Stacey Grenrock-Woods climbs into Rip Taylor's limo to explore the perks and perils of celebrity. (3:27)

Video: Trailer

Trailer Addict — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:29:54 -0500

Remember your childhood fears perhaps born on your local playgrounds of a red rubber ball hurtling towards your head? Or the sweet taste of revenge when you threw it right back at the class bully? Well, get ready to once again dodge, duck, dip and divedodgeball is back, and this time it's not just for the schoolyard. Dodgeball is becoming a cultural phenomenon. Adult dodgeball leagues are springing up in major cities, Vanity Fair called the game the "It Sport," and The New York Times and Fortune recently heralded the sport's re-emergence. So the time is ripe for a poignant motion picture that brings dignity and respect to the world of competitive dodgeball. A tale in the tradition of great films about legendary sports heroes. An emotionally stirring look at the thrills of victory and the heartbreaks of defeat. We'll let you know when that movie is made. In the meantime, we have Dogeball: A True Underdog Story, a film that grabs life by the ball. The story's protagonist, Peter LaFle

Video: Man Under Wire

IFC — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:29:10 -0500

A film starring the late Harold Hunter (R.I.P.) and the great Taylor Mead. An ode to the true spirit of Manhattans East Village, the shooting of this film brought two East Village underground legends together.

Video: Good Grief, Mother Goose

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:50:47 -0500

Video: Meet the Blockheads

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:50:47 -0500

Video: Mort Sahl

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 07:26:21 -0500

Do you like to laugh til you cry? Well, check out the economy or watch Mort Sahl, Skip Stephenson, Hilda Vincent, Wolfman Jack, Rip Taylor, Leonard Barr, Pat Boone and Russ Fisher on Norm Crosby s Comedy Shop.

Video: Ohio's State Flag

History — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:26:18 -0500

Rip Taylor asks this question from the "Great American History Quiz" regarding the state flag of Ohio.

Video: World Hunger Cry vs. Fashion Cry

Hulu — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 06:22:12 -0500

Season 1: There are certain things that make Brad cry though Taylor doesn't see it.

Video: Funeral Roast

Hulu — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:31:47 -0500

A deceased man's funeral turns into a roast.

Video: Chris Coulter

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:02:52 -0500

Season 2, Episode 10: Pro snowboarder, Chris Coulter, searches for summertime snow with fellow riders, Andy Finch and Chris Taylor, in New Zealand.

Video: Jackie Vernon

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:48:17 -0500

Once upon a time there was a place where nobody laughed it certainly wasn t Norm Crosby s Comedy Shop the night Jackie Vernon, Fred Smoot, Jackie Kahane, Annette Funicello, Billy Fellows, Rip Taylor, Jill St. John and Bobby Kosser were here.

Video: Rip Taylor

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 17 May 2008 14:09:45 -0500

Call the comedy cops because there s a laugh riot at Norm Crosby s crib. The perps: Peter Lawford, Mickey Manners, Sonny Melendrez, Rip Taylor, David Doyle and Jerry Layne. Or do what any good agent would do book em.

Video: With Malice in Blunderland

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:44:57 -0500

Video: The Great Shampoo of Snow White City

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:44:12 -0500

Video: Beware of Giants

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:42:25 -0500

Video: Goodnight, we love you

CinemaNow — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:30:32 -0500

Celebrated comedienne Phyllis Diller undergoes the documentary treatment on GOODNIGHT, WE LOVE YOU. The film gives an overview of Diller's life and career and includes contributions from Roseanne Barr, Don Rickles, and Rip Taylor.