TV Guide: Richard Belzer

Listing: Perverted

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 09:00 PM NBC DNA evidence identifies Benson as the prime suspect in a bike-gang member's murder, and Stabler works to prove her innocence as Munch and Fin proceed with the investigation.

Listing: Parasites

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 04:00 AM USA The discovery of human remains in a garden leads to an investigation that involves a mail-order-bride operation and a prostitution ring. Ava/Inna: Mili Avital. Razvan Toscu: Victor Steinbach. George Burton: Gary Basaraba. Valentina Bilescu: Michelle Pawk. Jack Greenwalt: Ezra Barnes. Julie Burton: Jillian Stacom. Munch: Richard Belzer. Benson: Mariska Hargitay. Stabler: Christopher Meloni.

Listing: Prodigy

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:00 PM USA The detectives investigate a double slaying in which the female victim was dismembered. Joe Poletti: Brian Sullivan. Harry Baker: Michael Pitt. Daisy Baker: Michele Pawk. Scotty Wells: Guthrie Nutter. Mrs. Boggs: Joan Wooters. Munch: Richard Belzer. Benson: Mariska Hargitay. Stabler: Christopher Meloni.

Listing: Counterfeit

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 03:00 PM USA Benson teams up with Fin to investigate the murder of a woman found under a highway. Marcosi: Michael O'Keefe. Francesca Jesner: Khrystyne Haje. Trapani: Paul Regina. Ragolia: Armand Schultz. Fin: Ice-T. Benson: Mariska Hargitay. Stabler: Christopher Meloni.

Listing: Manhunt

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:00 AM USA Munch and Fin travel upstate to find a serial killer. Kern: R.E. Rodgers. Sarah Kimmel: Anna Belknap. Chief Darryl Walker: Adam LeFevre. Off. Cheryl Baxter: Charlotte Maier. Jane Michaelson: Robin Morse. Cragen: Dann Florek. Fin: Ice-T. Munch: Richard Belzer.

Listing: Get on the Bus

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:45:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:45 PM FLIXe

Listing: Fletch Lives

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:40:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:40 PM ENC

Listing: Turmoil

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:00 PM NBC Stabler works with Benson on a rape case until he gets sidetracked by the problems of his son, who has gotten into serious trouble with his best friend, a recovering drug addict.

Listing: Folly

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:00 AM USA The squad tries to find the person who's luring and then attacking young men who work for an escort service. Lisa: Amanda Naughton. Ira: Steven Bienske. Leo: Jason Harris. Tommy Dowd: Eddie Cahill. Munch: Richard Belzer. Benson: Mariska Hargitay. Stabler: Christopher Meloni.

Listing: Spooked

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:00 PM USA Benson and Stabler compete with the FBI over a case involving a murder victim linked to a Mexican drug cartel. Federal Agent Dean Porter: Vincent Spano.

Listing: Liberties

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:00 PM USA A plaintiff seeking a restraining order provokes an odd request from a judge (Alan Dale): He wants detectives to question a convicted serial killer about his son's kidnapping, which occurred 30 years ago.

Listing: Crush

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 09:00 PM USA A teenage girl (Carly Schroeder) is beaten up after sending out nude photos of herself via text message. She then gets arrested for producing and distributing child pornography, and faces a harsh sentence from a judge (Swoosie Kurtz).

Listing: Baggage

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 08:00 PM USA Fin and Stabler link the murder of a rising artist to another unsolved homicide, and then they see a pattern possibly connecting these cases to those of a serial killer that another detective (Delroy Lindo) has been searching for and whose cases he's become territorial over. Patrice Larue: Jeri Ryan. Alan Fewkes: John Ashton.

Listing: Mother

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 07:00 PM USA After a psychiatrist (Susanna Thompson) has been raped in a crack house, she's very uncooperative with the investigation. Robert Logan: Jon Abrahams. Christina Logan: Sherri Parker Lee. Jordan: Daniel Zaitchik. Dominick: Bill Thompson.

Listing: Sick

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 06:00 PM USA Two children claim that they were molested by a billionaire (Will Keenan). Judge Clark: Marlo Thomas. Nora Hodges: Cindy Williams. Chauncey Zeirko: Peter Riegert. Judge Terhune: Philip Bosco. April: Madeleine Martin. JJ: Shane Haboucha. Jeremy Ostilow: James Colby. Ann Ostilow: Jennifer Van Dyck.

Listing: Families

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:00 PM USA After a teen's body is found, it's learned that she was pregnant and tests indicate incest. Debra Connor: Jane Seymour. Jason Connor: Tom Mason. Aidan Connor: Patrick Flueger. Susan Coyle: Helen Slater. Brian Coyle: Spencer Treat Clark.

Listing: Greed

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 04:00 PM USA Henry Winkler plays a restaurateur whose wife is assaulted during a robbery at their plush Manhattan residence. Jessica Blaine-Todd: Mary Beth Hurt. Curtis Johansen: Roy Thinnes. Denise Johansen: Sherri Parker Lee. Judge Petrovsky: Joanna Merlin. Lou Parks: Louis Mustillo. Daniel Ryan: Alex Feldman. Cabot: Stephanie March. Benson: Mariska Hargitay. Stabler: Christopher Meloni.

Listing: Redemption

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 03:00 PM USA A brash, intense detective (David Keith) is assigned to help Stabler catch a serial rapist-killer. Roger Berry: Kevin Chamberlin. Arthur Blessard: Ken Marks. Ethel Berry: Anne Pitoniak. Lucy: Ashley Rose Orr. David Steadman: Michael E. Knight. Edna Dumas: Marni Nixon. Cragen: Dann Florek. Benson: Mariska Hargitay. Stabler: Christopher Meloni.

Listing: Snatched

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 02:00 PM USA When a young girl is kidnapped, her mother points detectives in the direction of her ex-con former husband (Ron Eldard), but soon info comes to light that the girl's grandfather (Dabney Coleman) is a master thief with many enemies. However, the elderly man can't help much because he has severe Alzheimer's.

Listing: Hothouse

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 01:00 PM USA After a teenage girl is found dead, Benson goes undercover as a madam to catch a sex trafficker. Then detectives learn the girl was a child prodigy, not a prostitute, and the investigation leads them to her gambling-addict father.

Listing: Stranger

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 12:00 PM USA A teenage girl (Ellen Woglom) returns home to her family after being kidnapped four years prior. As Benson and Stabler work with her to jog her memory about her abduction, they find holes in her story.

Listing: Smut

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:00 AM USA Benson and Stabler struggle to find evidence to incarcerate a rape suspect because his victims, who are in pornographic videos he made, suffer from memory loss regarding the attacks. To get testimony, they must remind the victims of the assaults. Eric Lutz: Michael Trucco.

Listing: PTSD

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:00 AM USA A marine who is pregnant with her rapist's child goes missing, and Benson and Greylek fight to keep the case in SVU when a Navy commander tries to take over. Benson then starts to have flashbacks to her sexual assault, so she gets Fin to help her with the investigation.

Listing: Persona

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 09:00 AM USA Benson tries to help a woman (Clea DuVall) who's the victim of spousal abuse, going so far as to hide in a stairway to protect her. While hiding, Benson uncovers another, long-buried crime. Jonah Malcolm: Mike Farrell. Linnie Malcolm: Brenda Blethyn.

Listing: Wildlife

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 08:00 AM USA Stabler goes undercover to break up an animal-smuggling ring, and he gets help from a group insider, hip-hop artist Gots Money (Big Boi). However, this assignment leads to complications in Stabler's marriage.

Listing: Author! Author!

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:45:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 07:45 AM HBOSGe

Listing: Retro

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 07:00 AM USA Benson and Stabler seek Warner's help while investigating a case of a baby with AIDS, and soon the investigation points them toward a homeopathic doctor (Martin Mull) with questionable ethics who had prescribed ineffective vitamins for the baby.

Listing: Lunacy

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 06:00 AM USA A famous astronaut is found dead in Battery Park. The investigation hits a dead end, so Stabler seeks help from an old mentor, Dick Finley (James Brolin), a NASA astronaut and former colleague of the victim.

Listing: Runaway

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 04:00 AM USA The detectives tell Internal Affairs reps what occurred during the search for a police officer's runaway teenage daughter. Ted Bolger: Darrell Hammond. Frank Foster: Daniel Ziskie. Tito Frank: Sean Nelson. Jeffries: Michelle Hurd. Benson: Mariska Hargitay. Stabler: Christopher Meloni.

Listing: Countdown

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 04:00 AM USA The detectives work around the clock to find the man who's kidnapping, raping and often killing young girls. Sophie: Andrea Bowen. Mrs. Douglas: Debbon Ayer. Charles Guzek: Timothy Shew. Jeanne Guzek: Tracie Higgins. Saul Garner: Ray Iannicelli. Clayton Mills: Jonathan Fried. Munch: Richard Belzer. Benson: Mariska Hargitay. Stabler: Christopher Meloni.

Video: Richard Belzer

Hulu — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Season 7, Episode 119: Richard Belzer, Jimmy and Joel McHale practice a scene together.

Video: Richard Belzer: Wednesday, 10/7

PBS — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Comedian-actor Richard Belzer shares his experiences with the late George Carlin.

Photo: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - Season 11 - "Hammered" - Scott Foley as Dalton Rindell, Mariska Hargitay as Det. Olivia Benson and Richard Belzer as Det. John Munch

courtesy Virginia Sherwood/NBC — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Law & Order SVU, Scott Foley, Mariska Hargitay, Richard Belzer

Video: 10/7: Richard Belzer

ABC — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Richard Belzer, Jimmy and Joel McHale role-play a scene together.

Video: Scarface

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: "Say hello to my little friend!" Cuban-immigrant drug lord Tony Montana has become a cultural icon, and the story of his ultra-violent rise and fall is a contemporary crime classic. Directed by Brian DePalma.

Video: Species II

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: An incredibly sexy alien-human hybrid is used to track down an astronaut who returned from space infected with an urge to mate and create a new master race! With Marg Helgenberger, James Cromwell.

Video: Intro - Belzer Investigates Murder