TV Guide: Rhea Perlman

Cheerio Cheers

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 02:30 AM HALMRK Diane agrees to go to Europe with Frasier when he's offered a teaching post at the University of Bologna. This is the last original episode featuring Nicholas Colasanto as Coach. Sam: Ted Danson. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Executive's Executioner

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 02:00 AM HALMRK Norm's boss (Richard Roat) catches him goofing off at Cheers and, instead of firing him, promotes him to company hatchet man, a position in which the big guy excels with his unique approach to firing employees. Twitchell: Raye Birk. Parker: Warren Munson. Richter: Mark Schubb. Wagner: David Wohl. Cliff: John Ratzenberger. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

The Christmas Choir

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:00 PM HALMRK

I Do, Adieu

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 05:30 PM WGNAME In Shelley Long's last episode after five years on the show, Sam wonders if Diane will regret being married to him after Sumner (Michael McGuire) offers her a unique opportunity. Justice of the Peace: Walter Addison. Steve: Steve Giannelli.

A House Is Not a Home

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 05:00 PM WGNAME Diane refuses to spend one night in the house she and Sam bought because it's alive with the memories of its previous residents, a sweet old couple (Douglas Seale, Billie Bird) who spent the better part of 40 years living there. Naomi: Stephanie Walksi. David: Marc Smollin. Annie: Stefanie Mason. Man: Lou Bonacki. Mom: Penny Krompier.

If Ever I Would Leave You

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 02:30 AM HALMRK After his wife (Jean Kasem) kicks him out of the house, Carla's sleazy ex-husband (Dan Hedaya) comes crawling back to Cheers to try and win back Carla's affection. Rhea Perlman, Ted Danson.

Behind Every Great Man

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 02:00 AM HALMRK A sharp reporter (Alison La Placa) doing a story on the Boston singles scene represents the ultimate challenge to Sam's reputation as a ladies man when she fails to fall for his smug, self-centered come-ons. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long.

Cheers: The Motion Picture

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 05:30 PM WGNAME Woody's parents want him to come home to Indiana because they feel Boston is corrupting him, so the gang makes a home movie to prove them wrong. Corinne: Doris Grau. Al: Al Rosen.

Norm's First Hurrah

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 05:00 PM WGNAME Norm embellishes his new job with a top CPA firm---but he doesn't figure on the gang paying him a surprise visit. Thompkins: Tegan West. Supervisor: Neil Zevnik. Office Boy: Jeff Robie. Board Member: Ron Davis.

Bar Bet

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 02:30 AM HALMRK A long-forgotten bet Sam once made with an old friend (Michael Richards) during a drinking binge may cost him his bar if he doesn't marry Jacqueline Bisset by midnight tomorrow. Jackie Bisset: Laurie Walters. Fiedler: Dean Dittman. Tom: Thomas W. Babson. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long.

The Mail Goes to Jail

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 02:00 AM HALMRK Cliff takes ill on the job, so Norm finishes his route. But when Norm gets picked up for mail theft, Cliff sells his buddy down the river. Cop: Troy Evans. Customer: Nick DeMauro. Bambi: Debi Richter. Cliff: John Ratzenberger. Sam: Ted Danson. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Godfather III

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 05:30 PM WGNAME Sam's feeling protective of his goddaughter, who attends college in Boston, so he sets her up with someone safe, someone he trusts---Woody. The next thing he knows, the two young people are announcing their engagement. Also, it's Frasier and Lilith's anniversary, and he drops hints about what he'd like as a gift. Joyce: Cady McClain. Jack: Joe Colligan. Al: Al Rosen.

Simon Says

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 05:00 PM WGNAME Monty Python's John Cleese won an Emmy as Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, a marriage counselor whose prognosis of Sam and Diane's future is totally unacceptable to the bride-to-be. Busman: Ray Underwood.

'I' on Sports

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 11:30 PM WGNAME Sam wants to fill in for sportscaster Dave Richards (former NFL star Fred Dryer) but Rebecca won't give him the night off, so he comes up with a plan to get out of tending bar. When his big debut goes well, the anchorperson (Catherine MacNeal) persuades him to put some pizzazz in his presentation. Dr. Buzz: J. Stephen Coyle. Stage Manager: Lenny Garner.

Home Is the Sailor

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 11:00 PM WGNAME After selling the bar and sinking the profits into a ketch that did likewise, Sam returns to Cheers, hoping to tend bar under the new manager, Rebecca Howe (Kirstie Alley). Wayne: Jonathan Stark. Eddie: Jay Thomas. Alan: Alan Koss. Customer: Michael Tulin. Al: Al Rosen. Tim: Tim Cunningham. Steve: Steve Giannelli.

Love Me, Love My Car

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:31:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 02:31 AM HALMRK Sam acts like a swine when tries to get his car back from the widow (Dana Delany) of the man he sold it to; Rebecca befriends the pig that's to be Woody's Christmas dinner. Toni: Toni White. Amanda: Amanda Costello. Shane: Shane Sweet. Leanna: Leanna Eslick.

Christmas Cheers

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:01:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 02:01 AM HALMRK When Sam learns that Carla and Woody have bought Christmas presents for Rebecca, he finds himself scrambling for a last-minute gift on Christmas Eve, and he receives some angelic guidance during his search. Meanwhile, Norm's Santa buddies get in the spirit of the season by getting into some seasonal spirits. Tracy: Jayne Modean. Vincent: Vincent Lucchesi. Kris: Harry Frazier.

Dinner at Eightish

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:30 PM WGNAME To celebrate their first week of cohabitation, Frasier and Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) invite Sam and Diane over for dinner, an event that turns into a verbal battle between the hosts. And things really heat up when Lilith learns that Frasier and Diane had once been lovers. Jill: Zetta Whitlow. Corinne: Doris Grau. Al: Al Rosen.

Dog Bites Cliff

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 PM WGNAME Cliff is adamant about suing the owner (Anita Morris) of the dog that bit him---until he sees how beautiful the woman is and she, in turn, shows an interest in him. Also, Diane plans to spend a week of repose at a monastery, but the solitude drives her crazy.

Matilda

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:35:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:35 AM ENC

Ill-Gotten Gaines

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 02:30 AM HALMRK Mr. Gaines (Richard Doyle) thinks his new son-in-law is blackmailing him after Woody catches him cheating on his wife; Rebecca hosts a Thanksgiving party at the bar. Katherine: Sondra Currie. Hives: Robert Cornthwaite. Elvis: Danny Kramer. Kelly: Jackie Swanson. Hill: Keene Curtis. Lucinda: Sabrina Wiener.

To Grandmother's House We Go

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 07:00 AM ABCFAM

Teacher's Pet

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 02:30 AM HALMRK Sam and Coach earn high marks in night school, Coach by hours of study and Sam through extracurricular activity---with the teacher. Larry: Larry Harpel. Coach: Nicholas Colasanto. Diane: Shelley Long.

King of the Hill

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 02:00 AM HALMRK After playing in a charity softball game against Playboy Bunnies, Sam strikes out with the gang when he shoots down the Playmates in short order. Reporter: David Paymer. Becky: Jeana Tomasina. Ginger: Heide Sorenson. Andrea: Ola Ray. Lenny Barnes: John Hancock. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long. Carla: Rhea Perlman. Norm: George Wendt.

Thanksgiving Orphans

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:30 PM WGNAME Norm's wife, Vera, appears---sort of---when the gang gathers at Carla's house for Thanksgiving. The foodfest turns into a frenetic food fight when Norm's turkey, a.k.a. “birdzilla,” takes forever to cook and nerves become frayed. Voice of Vera: Bernadette Birkett.

One Last Fling

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 PM WGNAME Sam and Diane agree that each can have 24 hours for one final lust-filled fling before settling into married life. Jealous Sam finds himself up a tree---literally---when he decides to stake out her apartment. Also, traffic scofflaw Carla gets a speeding ticket that requires she take a crash course in traffic school. Rick: Tim Holland. Pete: Peter Schreiner. Alan: Alan Koss. Mark: Mark Arnott. Steve: Steve Giannelli. Tim: Tim Cunningham.

The Heart Is a Lonely Snipehunter

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 02:30 AM HALMRK Diane persuades the guys to include Frasier on an outing, but she's furious when they leave him in the woods hunting the ever-elusive “snipe.” Customer No. 1: Walter Smith. Customer No. 3: H.B. Newton. Diane: Shelley Long. Sam: Ted Danson. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Whodunit?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 02:00 AM HALMRK Frasier is aghast when he discovers that his esteemed mentor (James Karen) has been cancelling their social plans to date Carla (Rhea Perlman), “the earthiest woman [he's] ever met.” Stan: Ernie Sabella. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long.