TV Guide: Patton Oswalt

Horizontal Hold

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 06:00 PM TBS Carrie bans sex for two weeks after reading an article about couples who use sex as a substitute for communication; Arthur dates a woman (Pamela Gordon) who claims she was once Frank Sinatra's girlfriend. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

The Case of the Beautiful Blackmailer

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:30 PM HBO2e George begs to tag along on a case when an unhappily married man from New Jersey hires Jonathan to retrieve a sex tape from a female escort who's trying to blackmail him, but the plan hits a snag when Jonathan becomes another victim of the extortion ring. Patton Oswalt guest stars.

Calendar Girls

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 08:00 PM BBC

Tobey or Consequences; High-Fat Robbery

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 04:30 PM PBS WordGirl gets into a battle of wits with Tobey, a boy genius. Then she takes on the Butcher, who is hosting a free barbecue as part of an evil plot.

Mr. Big's Dolls and Dollars; Great Granny May

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 04:30 PM PBS A new "Walk and Talk" WordGirl doll misuses and misspells words; Granny May is sentenced to house arrest with her mother, Great Granny, after a salon robbery.

Thanks, Man

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:30 PM TBS A stranger (Nick Offerman) dressed in a weathered coat and wearing an eyepatch disrupts Doug and Carrie's Thanksgiving dinner with their friends. During the meal, a debate ensues about whether to invite the man in to eat with them. Lou Ferrigno appears as himself. Kelly: Merrin Dungey.

Slumber Party Pooper; Line Lessons With Lady Redundant Woman

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:30 PM PBS Becky's first slumber party is threatened when bratty Eileen, whom she didn't invite, shows up; it's WordGirl to the rescue when Beatrice Bixby turns into Lady Redundant Woman and acts rude.

Dark Meet

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:30 PM TBS On Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie recall the first time they said they loved each other and the first time Doug met Arthur and his wife, Lily (Florence Henderson). Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Young Carrie: Madison Lanc. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James.

Who Is Ms. Question?; Lunch Lady Chuck

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 04:30 PM PBS WordGirl battles Ms. Question, a reject from the Coach's Villain School; Chuck serves his penance in the cafeteria at Becky's school, but his reformation comes up short when students ask for non-sandwich related lunches.

King Pong

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 01:30 PM TBS Doug becomes obsessed with beating Carrie at table tennis after Arthur buys a game table at a garage sale; Spence gets jealous when his girlfriend, Denise (Rachel Dratch), starts work as a cocktail waitress and uses her sex appeal to land bigger tips from customers. Trevor: Jamie Kaler. Ed: Steve McCammon. Jim: Greg Allen Johnson. Owens: Vincent Cefalu.

Wedding Presence

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 01:00 PM TBS Doug and Carrie try to get out of attending a friend's wedding when they learn it's going to be in Maryland, a five-hour drive away; Arthur and Spence pretend to be father and son to cash in on a shoe sale. Lisa: Eliza Coyle. Guy: Tom Chick. Harold: Michael Fairman. Scott: Jeff Witzke. John: Michael Blieden. Bart: Davis Mikaels. Photographer: Daniel Passer. Kelly: Merrin Dungey.

Man on the Moon

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:45:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 08:45 AM AMC

Better Camera

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 05:00 PM TBS Doug's Christmas gift of a camera to Carrie turns out negative when she gets a better one from Pruzan (Alex Skuby). Also, Lou Ferrigno moves in next door to the Heffernans, so Arthur plans to give him a screenplay. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Salesman: Miguel Marcott. John: Michael Bleiden.

The Two Brains Boogie; Field Day Fund With Robo-Tobey

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:30 PM PBS Becky's excitement about the school's field-day competition turns to suspicion after Tobey wins the potato-sack race and the flexed-arm hang. WordGirl's plans to enter a "Boogie Oogie Oogie" dance contest are endangered when Dr. Two Brains threatens to turn all of the town's buildings into cheese.

Flower Power

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 01:30 PM TBS Carrie gets jealous when a coworker receives flowers and she accuses Doug of not being romantic anymore; Arthur is picked for jury duty. John: Michael Blieden. Kim: Melissa Chan. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Mookie: Mookie Barker. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

The Young and the Meatless; Mr. Big's Mini-Golf

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 04:30 PM PBS Romance is in the wings when the Butcher meets Lady Redundant Woman's duplicate, Dupey; Mr. Big is jealous of Guy Rich, a new evil businessman.

Whine Country

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:30 PM TBS Carrie and Doug lock horns over how and where to spend their vacation. She wants to fly to Paris, while he wants to drive out West in a deluxe RV called “the Roadbird Freedom 5000.” Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Roger: Eric Keenleyside. Bob: Dan Desmond. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Nocan the Contrarian; Meat My Dad

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 04:30 PM PBS The city is turned topsy-turvy by a new villain, Nocan the Contrarian; the Butcher and his father, Kid Potato, join forces to become Meat and Potatoes.

Restaurant Row

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:30 PM TBS Doug's enthusiasm over a hot, new restaurant is quickly deflated after Carrie makes an ugly scene at the restaurant and bans Doug from ever eating there again. Carlo: Cosimo Canale. Antonio: Nino Del Prete. Doug: Kevin James. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Two Thirty

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:00 PM TBS Doug learns his dentist (Tim Matheson) used to have a crush on Carrie, which might explain why the root canal he performs on Doug hurts so badly. Also, Arthur offers piano lessons to kids, even though he doesn't know how to play the instrument. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel.

Team Impossible

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:30 AM DISNEY An angry competitor in the crimefighting business attempts to squeeze Kim out of the market. Prof. Dementor: Patton Oswalt.

Two Brains' Quartet; Big's Big Bounce

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:30 PM PBS Dr. Two Brains enters a barbershop-quartet competition in order to win the prize, a 100-year-old cheese wheel; Becky and Bob join the city's scout troop, only to discover Mr. Big is the guest troop leader.

Soft Touch

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:30 PM TBS Doug proves to be a soft touch when his pushy neighbor persuades him to buy into his water-filter business. Tim: Bryan Cranston. Dorothy: Dee Dee Rescher. Danny: Gary Valentine. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Taxi

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 10:30 PM FX

All Roads Lead Home

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 05:00 PM TMCe