TV Guide: Patton Oswalt

Listing: Man on the Moon

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:45:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 08:45 AM AMC

Listing: Better Camera

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 05:00 PM TBS Doug's Christmas gift of a camera to Carrie turns out negative when she gets a better one from Pruzan (Alex Skuby). Also, Lou Ferrigno moves in next door to the Heffernans, so Arthur plans to give him a screenplay. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Salesman: Miguel Marcott. John: Michael Bleiden.

Listing: The Two Brains Boogie; Field Day Fund With Robo-Tobey

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:30 PM PBS Becky's excitement about the school's field-day competition turns to suspicion after Tobey wins the potato-sack race and the flexed-arm hang. WordGirl's plans to enter a "Boogie Oogie Oogie" dance contest are endangered when Dr. Two Brains threatens to turn all of the town's buildings into cheese.

Listing: Flower Power

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 01:30 PM TBS Carrie gets jealous when a coworker receives flowers and she accuses Doug of not being romantic anymore; Arthur is picked for jury duty. John: Michael Blieden. Kim: Melissa Chan. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Mookie: Mookie Barker. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Listing: The Young and the Meatless; Mr. Big's Mini-Golf

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 04:30 PM PBS Romance is in the wings when the Butcher meets Lady Redundant Woman's duplicate, Dupey; Mr. Big is jealous of Guy Rich, a new evil businessman.

Listing: Whine Country

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:30 PM TBS Carrie and Doug lock horns over how and where to spend their vacation. She wants to fly to Paris, while he wants to drive out West in a deluxe RV called “the Roadbird Freedom 5000.” Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Roger: Eric Keenleyside. Bob: Dan Desmond. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Nocan the Contrarian; Meat My Dad

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 04:30 PM PBS The city is turned topsy-turvy by a new villain, Nocan the Contrarian; the Butcher and his father, Kid Potato, join forces to become Meat and Potatoes.

Listing: Restaurant Row

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:30 PM TBS Doug's enthusiasm over a hot, new restaurant is quickly deflated after Carrie makes an ugly scene at the restaurant and bans Doug from ever eating there again. Carlo: Cosimo Canale. Antonio: Nino Del Prete. Doug: Kevin James. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Listing: Two Thirty

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:00 PM TBS Doug learns his dentist (Tim Matheson) used to have a crush on Carrie, which might explain why the root canal he performs on Doug hurts so badly. Also, Arthur offers piano lessons to kids, even though he doesn't know how to play the instrument. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel.

Listing: Team Impossible

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:30 AM DISNEY An angry competitor in the crimefighting business attempts to squeeze Kim out of the market. Prof. Dementor: Patton Oswalt.

Listing: Two Brains' Quartet; Big's Big Bounce

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:30 PM PBS Dr. Two Brains enters a barbershop-quartet competition in order to win the prize, a 100-year-old cheese wheel; Becky and Bob join the city's scout troop, only to discover Mr. Big is the guest troop leader.

Listing: Soft Touch

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:30 PM TBS Doug proves to be a soft touch when his pushy neighbor persuades him to buy into his water-filter business. Tim: Bryan Cranston. Dorothy: Dee Dee Rescher. Danny: Gary Valentine. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Taxi

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 10:30 PM FX

Listing: Extradited to Thailand

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 04:30 PM COMEDY Jones and Junior jump at the opportunity to accompany a suspected murderer (Patton Oswalt) on an extradition flight to Thailand. Meanwhile, Jim and Franky perform emergency surgery on an injured doctor, and Trudy and Raineesha press their luck with a street hustler.

Listing: The Wrong Side of the Law

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 04:30 PM PBS WordGirl is falsely accused of stealing a collection of Pretty Princess figurines by the real culprit, the Birthday Girl. While she bides her time in jail and waits to be cross-examined by her mother, the city's villains run amok.

Listing: Big Dougie

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:30 PM TBS Doug decides to become a big brother to a fatherless kid, after he learns that Deacon is one; Carrie accidentally tells a coworker, also named Doug, that she loves him. Jason: Brendon Ryan Barrett. Lawyer Doug: Alex Skuby. Eddie: Andrew McFarlane. Doug: Kevin James. Carrie: Leah Remini.

Listing: Bun Dummy

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 05:00 PM TBS Doug tries to persuade Carrie to stop wearing her hair in a bun so she will look sexier at his upcoming high-school reunion, but she refuses. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Dave: Benjamin John Parrillo. Jimmy: Jon Curry. Miss Mancini: Lisa Long. Miss Berman: Angee Hughes.

Listing: Dr. Three-Brains; Bongo Rock

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 04:30 PM PBS The Season 1 finale finds WordGirl joining forces with none other than Dr. Two-Brains when Glen Furlblam, who now calls himself Dr. Three-Brains, swipes Two-Brain's blackout ray. Then WordGirl and Capt. Huggy Face battle Chuck and Mr. Big.

Listing: Surprise Artie

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 01:30 PM TBS Carrie throws a surprise birthday party for Arthur and invites two of his oldest friends (Orson Bean, Harold Gould), who can't stop bickering. Mrs. Hanley: Edith Fields. Waiter: Jason Peck. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Lush Life

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 01:00 PM TBS Doug serves Carrie after-work cocktails to relax her so she will be less likely to complain when he strays from his diet, but neighbor Lou Ferrigno becomes concerned for her. Danny: Gary Valentine. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller.

Listing: All Roads Lead Home

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:45:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 10:45 AM TMCe

Listing: Granny Mayor; Tobey Does Good

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:30 PM PBS WordGirl steps into the fray when Granny May manipulates her way into becoming the mayor's senior aide and gets him to enact laws that help villains. Then Tobey enters a contest in hopes of winning WordGirl's heart.

Listing: Wild Cards

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 01:30 PM TBS Doug lies to Carrie that he has to make a late delivery so he can accompany Deacon to Atlantic City and gamble, instead of going with her to see a Broadway show. Berenson: Gregory White. Manny: Dom Magwili. Mary: Mary-Margaret Lewis. Deacon: Victor Williams. Doug: Kevin James.

Listing: Screwed Driver

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 01:00 PM TBS Doug's parents (Jenny O'Hara, Dakin Matthews) visit while Carrie's on a business trip and they take over running the house, which makes Doug feel like a kid again. Also, Arthur tries to strike it rich by inventing a new type of screwdriver called the Arthur's head. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Owen: Bobby DiVito. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Duke: Steve Tancora. Pete: David Applebaum.

Listing: Return of the Reprise of Lady Redundant Woman; A Simple Plan

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:30 PM PBS Lady Redundant Woman escapes from jail and plots to be named belle of the Triple Dip Ball; after several complicated robberies fail, Dr. Two-Brains returns to the basics: stealing cheese from the grocery store.

Listing: Meet By-Product

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 01:30 PM TBS Doug and Carrie recall how they first met when he was a bouncer at a club and she was Richie's date. Donny Osmond appears as himself in a cameo. Lynn: Kara Zediker. Nicky: Laura Otis. Richie: Larry Romano. Doug: Kevin James. Carrie: Leah Remini.

Video: Patton Oswalt Explores His Darker Side

AMC — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

In BIG FAN, comedian Patton Oswalt plays a die-hard NY Giants fan who is beaten up by his favorite player. He met up with AMC News at Sundance to discuss what it was like making a darker kind of film.

Video: Patton Oswalt (09/29/09)

NBC — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Patton goes to great lengths to get the audience to watch his new movie, "Big Fan"!

Video: Patton Oswalt

Hulu — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Season 1, Episode 76: Patton goes to great lengths to get the audience to watch his new movie, "Big Fan"!

Video: Letterman - Comedian Patton Oswalt

The Insider — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The funny actor and comedian performs stand-up on the Late Show (August 21, 2009).

Video: Patton Oswalt: My Weakness Is Strong

iTunes — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The critically-acclaimed comedian, actor, writer, and voice of Remy the Rat (the Oscar-winning Ratatouille) takes time out from his many film and television outings to return to the comedy stage for his fourth stand-up special. His unique blend of acerbity and bemusement is aimed at both hot-button issues (religion, politics) and the mundane (air travel, grocery stores) and the results are always highly entertaining. With My Weakness Is Strong, taped for Comedy Central in 2009, the veteran headliner of comedy clubs across the U.S. takes on the horrors of home birthing, his impending fatherhood, rodent infestation, and - not to be missed - an especially hilarious encounter with the elusive Hollywood Hills F***squatch.

Video: Toluca Talk with Patton Oswalt from FOD Team and Patton Oswalt

Funny or Die (Celeb & Most Buzz) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Patton Oswalt taking calls from Toluca Lake residents. ... Watch videos about Patton Oswalt, Toluca Lake, Ryan Perez, Drew Antzis, Sean Boyle, Neil Mahoney, Carly Rhodes, Antonio Scarlata, Brad Schulz, Toluca, Talk, california, call in, callers, talk show, radio show, radio talk show, phone, lines on FunnyOrDie.com

Video: Patton Oswalt for Poet Laureate from FOD Team, Patton Oswalt, and Eric Appel

Funny or Die (Celeb & Most Buzz) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Current Poet Laureate Kay Ryan had better watch out if she doesn't want to be shot with a neck laser. ... Watch videos about Patton Oswalt, Poet Laureate, Kay Ryan, Better Watch Out, obama, poetry on FunnyOrDie.com

Video: Patton Oswalt on the KFC Famous bowls from Patton Oswalt

Funny or Die (Celeb & Most Buzz) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Patton Oswalt describes his thoughts on the gravy filled mound of despair known as the KFC famous bowl or as he likes to call it a failure pile in a sadness bowl. ... Watch videos about Patton Oswalt, KFC Famous Bowls, Famous Bowl, call it, A failure, s, werewolves, lollipops, birth, Old Woman, dukes, hazzard, failure, pile, ratatouille, sadness on FunnyOrDie.com

Video: Patton Oswalt Talks Dirty from Patton Oswalt

Funny or Die (Celeb & Most Buzz) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A R-rated version of a G-rated conversation. ... Watch videos about Patton Oswalt, Patton, Oswalt , stand, up , dirty, talk on FunnyOrDie.com

Video: Patton on Remy

Trailer Addict — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Patton Oswalt gives his take on Remi, the star character who he plays the voice of.

Video: Patton Oswalt (06/05/09)

NBC — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Patton talks about his love of food...And the dangers of becoming "B Word Fat".

Video: Patton Oswalt

Hulu — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Season 1, Episode 5: Patton talks about his love of food...And the dangers of becoming "B Word Fat".

Video: Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife

Hulu — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Season 1, Episode 6: Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.

Photo: Dollhouse - Season 1 - "Man on the Street" - Guest star Patton Oswalt and Eliza Dushku as Echo

courtesy Isabella Vosmikova/Fox — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Dollhouse, Eliza Dushku, Patton Oswalt

Video: Zach Galifianakis on Physical Comedy from Patton Oswalt and Zach Galifianakis

Funny or Die (Celeb & Most Buzz) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Breaking down the finer points of comedy. ... Watch videos about Zach Galifianakis, physical comedy, Breaking Down, Funny Or Die, comedy tour, college comedy tour, student, funny, comedian on FunnyOrDie.com

Photo: Late Night with Conan O'Brien - Patton Oswalt, Conan O'Brien - Sept. 22, 2008

courtesy Dana Edelson/NBC — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Late Night with Conan OBrien, Patton Oswalt, Conan OBrien

Video: Patton Oswalt Interview

Comedy Central — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500

If it's a "solid movement day" for Lewis Black, Patton Oswalt will usually get a good verdict.

Video: Patton Oswalt on Sex and Science from Patton Oswalt

Funny or Die (Celeb & Most Buzz) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Stand-up from Patton Oswalt on old-age reproduction. Hot! ... Watch videos about Patton Oswalt, Sex and, sex, Old people, elderly, science, dirty, viagra, erection, woman on FunnyOrDie.com

Video: Interview: Patton Oswalt

IFC — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Henry talks with comedian and actor Patton Oswalt, known for his long-standing role on "King of Queens" and the cutting-edge stand-up material that has earned him a huge following. The Henry Rollins Show 110 Airdate.

Video: Patton Oswalt/Damian Marley

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 23 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500

The opinionated musician, actor and author gives his unique take on the current state of pop culture and politics. Patton Oswalt visits and Damian Marley performs.

Video: Patton Oswalt

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Patton Oswalt explores the depravity of reality television in this half-hour standup special.

Video: Patton Oswalt: No Reason To Complain

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Patton Oswalt brings his biting view of life and people to the stage in this Comedy Central original one-hour stand-up special. A popular and prolific comic, Oswalt has appeared on numerous TV shows, including The King of Queens," "Seinfeld" and "NewsRadio.""

Photo: Patton Oswalt and Masi Oka - The "Ratatouille" World Premiere, June 22, 2007

courtesy Eric Charbonneau/WireImage.com — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:00:00 -0500

Masi Oka, Patton Oswalt

Photo: The King of Queens - "Home Cheapo" - Patton Oswalt as Spence, Jerry Stiller as Arthur

courtesy Robert Voets/CBS

The King of Queens, Patton Oswalt, Jerry Stiller