TV Guide: Patrick Warburton

The Revenge Society

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 12:00 AM CARTOON

Quagmire's Baby

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 09:00 PM FOX Quagmire becomes a not-so-proud papa and quickly realizes that fatherhood crimps his style. He also sells a ham radio to Peter, who uses it to communicate with the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself. Voice of Candy: Brittany Snow.

Yzbot; The Puma Whisper

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 02:00 AM DISNEY Yzma creates a robot version of herself to do work at home while she goes to Hollywood to pursue stardom, but Kuzco uses it for his own selfish gain; Kuzco discovers he has a talent for taming pumas.

Brian the Bachelor

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 11:00 PM CARTOON “The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog looking for contestants, and Brian and Quagmire are selected. Meanwhile, Chris makes friends with a pimple of his---which can talk---and he names it Doug. Bachelorette: Jessica Biel. Dermatologist: Dr. Drew (“Loveline”).

Kronk the Magnificent; Kamp Kuzco

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:30 AM DISXD Yzma tries to get Kuzco's name removed from the royal records so she can be empress; Kuzco creates a wilderness challenge that pits boys against girls in an attempt to prove that the girls aren't tough enough.

Puff Piece; Take My Advice

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 02:00 AM DISNEY Kronk and Kuzco open a restaurant as part of a joint school project, but they disagree over how to run the business; Yzma hires a seemingly nice, elderly lady to be his royal advisor, but she turns out to be too overbearing.

Petarded

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:30 PM CARTOON Peter takes a test for a genius grant and flunks it, to say the least. As his doctor tells him: “You are just over the line of mental retardation.” Guest voices include Gary Cole, Michael York and Cloris Leachman.

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter and Brian set out to help Cleveland get his manhood back after they catch his wife in bed with Quagmire. Guest voices include Macho Man Randy Savage as himself.

Emperor's New Show; Too Many Malinas

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:30 AM DISXD Kuzco tries creating a new show; Kuzco grows tired of Malina and wants to remove all of her annoying traits.

Malina's Big Break; Hotel Kuzco

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 02:00 AM DISNEY Kuzco tries to help Malina relax after she gets nervous about interviewing for an internship with a teen magazine; termites infest the village.

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:30 PM CARTOON Stewie travels 35 years into the future and doesn't like what he finds: himself, who's known as Stu as an adult. So Stewie goes about remaking Stu's life, despite Stu's objections. Kiefer Sutherland has a cameo as himself.

Faking the Grade; Eco Kuzco

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:30 AM DISXD Kuzco is put in an advanced class after someone mixes up report cards; everyone in town starts turning into animals after Yzma dumps his old potions into the river.

Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:05:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 03:05 AM TBS

Guaka Rules

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 02:00 AM DISNEY Guaka is revealed to be the true heir to the throne, which Malina and Kuzco find difficult to believe.

Road to Germany

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:00 PM TBS Mort Goldman mistakenly enters Stewie's time machine (he thought it was a bathroom) and is transported back to Poland on Sept. 1, 1939. It's the day of his grandparents' wedding, as it happens, but the Nazis interrupt the reception.

Love, Blactually

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 08:00 PM TBS In the seventh-season opener, Brian falls in love with a woman he meets in a bookstore, but Stewie urges him to take the relationship slowly, then proceeds to see that he does. This leaves an opening for the lovelorn Cleveland (voice of Mike Henry, who wrote the script). Meredith Baxter has a voice cameo as herself.

Auction Action; The Astonishing Kuzco-Man

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 02:00 AM DISNEY Kuzco and Kronk are auctioned off at a charity bachelor auction; Yzma casts a spell to make herself a superhero, but it goes awry and instead transforms Kuzco into one.

Return to Malice

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 12:00 AM CARTOON

The Juice Is Loose

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter cashes in a winning 1989 raffle ticket that he had lost. The prize: a round of golf with O.J. Simpson. Peter, who had been unaware of Simpson's notoriety, thinks this is a fine idea. Not surprisingly, no one else does.

No Meals on Wheels

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 10:30 PM CARTOON The Griffins open a restaurant that finds a niche---with Joe and his handicapped friends. But Peter wants to attract a different crowd. Meanwhile, Peter buys a pair of pajamas with feet, and discovers that when he rubs his feet against carpet he can create enough static electricity to give people shocks. He's the only Griffin who finds this funny.

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 08:00 PM FOX Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it. Meanwhile, Peter goes on a kicking kick (he kicks just about everyone he meets) after watching the movie "Road House."

Bee Movie

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 05:00 PM HBOe

Space Chimps

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:35:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 06:35 AM HBOe