TV Guide: Pamela S. Adlon

The Accidental Terrorist

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 10:30 PM CARTOON Peggy wants a new convertible, and Hank pays sticker price for it, like he has for every car he has ever bought. When Peggy points out that he has been ripped off for decades, Hank plans revenge on the car dealer (voice of Ted Danson). But the plan backfires.

Untitled Blake McCormick Project

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 10:00 PM CARTOON Bill finds romance after being set up on a blind date with a very attractive single mother named Charlene (Melinda Clarke). Meanwhile, Dale has a strange feeling about Charlene's daughter Kate and can't resist meddling.

Trans-Facism

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 10:30 PM CARTOON The Arlen city council bans trans fats, raw oysters and rare burgers, so Buck Strickland starts a lunch truck that sells the banned foods illegally, with Hank as the driver.

Doggone Crazy

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 10:00 PM CARTOON The Hills' dog, Ladybird, goes on a rampage, breaking things all over the house and later biting Hank's hand. After Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs, the veterinarian suggests that Hank take her to a dog spiritualist.

DreamWeaver

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 10:30 PM CARTOON Nancy wants Dale to get a new job since he's not making any money, so he and Hank go on a “vocation vacation” to learn basket weaving.

Tears of an Inflatable Clown

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 10:00 PM CARTOON Bobby convinces the student council to put on a carnival, and he's put in charge of it. But a dour so-called “diversity expert” comes to school and nearly puts the kibosh on Bobby's plans. Terrence Pope: David Herman.

Minh Who Knew Too Much

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 10:30 PM CARTOON Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club to learn skeet shooting, a skill she hopes will make an exclusive country club want her and Kahn as members. Meanwhile, the Hills have a mystery to solve: Who has been depositing their garbage in Hank's cans?

Raise the Steaks

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 10:00 PM CARTOON Disgusted by the poor quality of steak he's getting at mainstream food stores, Hank joins a hippie co-op to get quality organic food. Appleseed: Dave Allen.

The Powder Puff Boys

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 10:30 PM CARTOON Bobby and Joseph become Powder Puff Boys for the school's annual gender-reversal game, in which the girls play football and the guys dress as cheerleaders to support them. But the game becomes a hot-button issue for the PTA.

Four Wave Intersection

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 10:00 PM CARTOON Arlen has a heat wave, and Hank gets season passes at the local water park for Bobby, Joseph and Connie. But trouble ensues when the kids are bullied by surfers at the wave pool.

Death Picks Cotton

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 10:30 PM CARTOON Cotton goes crazy at a performance restaurant, where they cook the food at your table, with Hank, Peggy, Luanne, Lucky and Bobby. Cotton fights with a chef and has a horrible accident that leaves him hospitalized and clinging to life.

Suite Smells of Excess

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 10:00 PM CARTOON Bobby develops an interest in football, much to Hank's delight. Complications arise, however, when Hank and the guys take Bobby to a Texas-Nebraska game.

Bobby Rae

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 10:30 PM CARTOON Bobby learns about social activism---and puppy love---when he takes on the powers that be at Tom Landry Middle School over a bunch of soda machines that he blames for making him and his classmates fat. His socially conscious (and cute) classmate Olivia is very impressed.

Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 10:00 PM CARTOON Bill gets mixed up with a group of bodybuilders and starts to take on the attitude of his trainer.

Grand Theft Arlen

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:30 PM CARTOON Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test, and Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane.

Passion of Dauterive

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:00 PM CARTOON Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed and has a religious experience...and a romantic one. Reverend Stroup: Ashley Gardner.