TV Guide: Nicole Sullivan

An Elephant Never Forgets; Otter Things Have Happened

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 10:00 AM NIK The penguins help an elephant break out of the zoo, then try to get him back when they realize he lied about his reasons for leaving; Marlene goes on a date with Fred the squirrel after Kowalski's matchmaking machine pairs them up.

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:30 PM LIFE Rita and Patty secretly submit an application for Kip to a performing-arts school and he's offered an audition. But Hallie is upset to learn it is a boarding school and blames her mother for trying to keep her away from Kip.

The Jealous Kind

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:00 PM LIFE Rita's insecurities about her pregnant body heighten when she meets Jay's pretty new colleague Stephanie (Christine Lakin). Stephanie later reveals to Rita that Jay's been confiding in her about his new-baby fears. Meanwhile, old feelings resurface for Hallie and Kip.

Miss Understanding; Over Phil

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:30 PM NIK Kowalski creates a test that labels Skipper as a female, so Skipper asks Marlene what it's like being a girl; Mason moves in with the penguins after he has a fight with Phil.

What Goes Around; Mask of the Raccoon

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:30 PM NIK Rico waits for his good deed to be reciprocated, but instead finds himself trying to escape an animal-control officer; a raccoon plays Robin Hood and steals from the penguins in order to give to less fortunate animals.

Skorka!/Tagged

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:00 PM NIK Private sees a flying killer whale, but no one believes him; the penguins try to elude a scientist who wants to observe them, and they ask the lemurs for help.

Misfortune Cookie/Monkey Love

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:30 PM NIK Rico receives an odd message in a fortune cookie and subsequently experiences a series of mishaps; Phil seeks romantic advice on how to win over a visiting chimp named Lulu.

Cat's Cradle; Otter Gone Wild

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:00 PM NIK The penguins try to hide Max, their stray-cat pal, from an animal-control officer; Marlene shows her wild side the moment she leaves the zoo.

Roger Dodger/Lemur See, Lemur Do

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:30 PM NIK The rats kick mild-mannered alligator Rodger out of his home, so Kowalski uses his mind-swapping machine to give Rodger a more aggressive personality; a space robot is sent to study the lemurs' behavior, and Skipper kidnaps it, believing he can teach it more valuable skills.

Little Zoo Coupe; All Choked Up

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:00 PM NIK The penguins and the lemurs race each other around the zoo in vehicles; Alice forces Rico to drink a liquid that stops him from regurgitating---after he's swallowed an already-activated bomb.

Sibling Rivalry

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 11:30 PM CARTOON Before having a vasectomy, Peter has one last fling at the sperm bank. The result: Stewie's equally diabolical half brother Bertram (voice of Wallace Shawn). Soon, their epic battle for playground dominance begins. Meanwhile, Peter has given up sex, and Lois uses food to compensate.

Jungle Love

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:30 PM TBS Chris, a victim of freshman hazing in high school, runs away to South America. Meanwhile, Peter gets a job in a brewery. One of the perks is free beer, and Peter reacts to it predictably. Carrie Fisher provides the voice of his supervisor, Angela. Other voices: Joe Pesci: Jay Mohr. Group Director: Gary Cole. Loca: Mia Maestro. Mayor West: Adam West.

Meet the Robinsons

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:25:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 05:25 PM DISNEY

Brian Sings and Swings

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 11:00 PM CARTOON After being hit by a car driven by Peter, a depressed Brian teams up on stage with Frank Sinatra Jr. (who provides his own voice) in a Quahog bar. Soon, Stewie joins in and a new Rat Pack is born. Meanwhile, Meg decides that she's a lesbian.

Launchtime; Haunted Habitat

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:30 PM NIK In the premiere of this cartoon series, DreamWorks' popular Central Park Zoo penguins---Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private---decide to vacation on the moon to escape their loud lemur neighbors. Later, they investigate a spooky noise that frightens Marlene.

Thanks, Man

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:30 PM TBS A stranger (Nick Offerman) dressed in a weathered coat and wearing an eyepatch disrupts Doug and Carrie's Thanksgiving dinner with their friends. During the meal, a debate ensues about whether to invite the man in to eat with them. Lou Ferrigno appears as himself. Kelly: Merrin Dungey.

Loaner Car

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:00 PM TBS Doug loans Carrie out to Deacon for a week so she can help him prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his whole family, but she soon wears out her welcome with her poor cooking skills and her non-stop chatter. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Major: Damani Roberts. Deacon: Victor Williams.

Roomies

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:30 PM NIK Marlene's new roommate is sloppy and has bad manners.

My Lunch

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:00 PM COMEDY The Sacred Heart staff, under the leadership of Dr. Cox, works to keep three patients who need transplants alive; J.D. runs into Jill Tracy (Nicole Sullivan), someone he finds unbelievably annoying; and Elliot and Carla start to wonder about Todd's sexuality after discovering that he has been lying about his many female conquests. Robert Maschio. Dr. Mickhead: Frank Cameron. Lisa: Jordan Zucker.

Wendy Williams Show

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:00 AM BET Tabatha Coffey (Bravo's "Tabatha's Salon Takeover"); actor Nicole Sullivan.

Jingle All the Way

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:30 PM LIFE Rita and Patty enter a jingle contest for a chicken company. Elsewhere, Patty tries to make her ex-husband jealous by attending her high-school reunion with Chuck.

Sympathy for the Devil

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:00 PM LIFE Rita gets PTA nemesis Jennifer (Melissa Peterman) a job at her store, but soon regrets the kind act when Jennifer proves to be a slacker. Meanwhile, Jay hires Kip to do odd jobs around the house.

Mother Tucker

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:30 PM TBS Phyllis Diller provides the voice of Peter's mother, who shows up and announces that she's leaving his father. Soon she's in bed with Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes a father figure to Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins a serious radio show, but the station manager foists Stewie on him and soon they're shock jocks. Gore Vidal has a voice cameo as himself, appearing---very briefly---on their show.

Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:30 PM LIFE Jay sees Rita's mother (Swoosie Kurtz) flirting with a man who isn't her husband. Meanwhile, Kip offers to teach Rita's neighborhood nemesis Jasper how to play the drums as a way to make money for college.

Shower the People

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:00 PM LIFE Marilyn (Swoosie Kurtz) persuades Patty to let her help plan Rita's baby shower, but the two can't agree on anything. Meanwhile, Kip starts dating a new girl and Hallie isn't pleased.

Peterotica

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 08:00 PM TBS Peter writes dirty novels and his father-in-law, Carter Pewterschmidt, decides to publish them---sort of. But then Carter's sued and loses everything, so he moves in with Peter and Lois, whereupon Peter tries to teach him to be a regular guy. When that doesn't work, they decide to go for the riches by any means necessary. Betty White has a voice cameo as herself.

Mort Unbound

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 05:30 PM NIK Mort quadruples in size because of an accident with one of Kowalski's inventions.