TV Guide: Neal McDonough

In a World Where the Kings Are Employers

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 05:00 PM LIFE Susan starts a job to provide for MJ---and becomes both angry and jealous when Mike lets Katherine babysit him; Lynette wants Tom to sell the recession-wracked pizzeria; Carlos gets a big bonus after Gaby discovers his boss's dirty little secret; Bree gives Andrew a raise, raising Orson's hackles; and Dave grows tired of the neighbors' suspicions of him.

Mama Spent Money When She Had None

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 04:00 PM LIFE Bree buys a new car while Lynette and Tom resolve to sell his Mustang for extra cash; Susan is determined to send MJ to a school she and Mike can't afford; Gaby joins Edie's "boot camp" to get back into shape; and Lee wrestles with telling Lynette and Tom some disturbing facts about Dave.

The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 03:00 PM LIFE When neighborhood handyman Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges) dies, the housewives realize just how much he affected their lives. Gaby recalls how Eli helped her make friends when she arrived; Lynette remembers how he came to her aid when she was overwhelmed and neglecting Penny; Susan reflects on how he lent her his shoulder to cry on each time a man walked out on her; Edie looks back on their special friendship; and Bree thinks fondly of his small gesture that had a big effect.

Man to Man, Beast to Beast

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 02:30 AM DISXD Bruce visits a physician friend in Canada who attempts to rid Bruce of the Hulk.

Connect! Connect!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 05:00 PM LIFE Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; Bree encounters someone who'll stand up to her; Gaby loses control of her girls and turns to Carlos for help; Lynette's search for Porter leads to her mom (Polly Bergen); Katherine and Mike define their relationship; and Dave's plan for revenge takes a new turn after Edie throws him out.

Home Is the Place

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:00 PM LIFE Bree clashes with Alex's mother (Joanna Cassidy) for their sons' affections; Gaby urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home; Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away; Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone; and Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn't abated.

A Vision's Just a Vision

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 03:00 PM LIFE Porter is arrested for starting the nightclub fire, and Lynette goes into full protection mode; Andrew and Alex let one cat out of a bag, and Bob and Lee let out another; Carlos regains his eyesight, and sees what Gaby has done for their family; M.J. isn't happy to see his dad date Katherine; and Dave begins to lose his grip.

Me and My Town

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 05:00 PM LIFE The road to recovery begins in the deadly fire's wake. Gaby and Carlos' injuries lead to a fortunate discovery, but others aren't so lucky: Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost, and Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Meanwhile, Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a precarious (if amusing) position just prior her big cooking demonstration.

City on Fire

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 04:00 PM LIFE Julie Mayer returns with a surprise; Gaby and Mrs. Hildebrand arrive at a fragile truce; a reporter with a well-honed hatchet arrives in Fairview to write a profile of Bree; Lynette learns about Porter and Anne Schilling (Gail O'Grady); Dave keeps trying to avoid Dr. Heller; and a fire breaks out at the club where the Wisteria Lane garage band is competing in a battle of the bands. Tokyo Police Club appear as a band called Cold Splash. Roberta: Lily Tomlin. Lloyd: Steven Weber.

What More Do I Need?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 03:00 PM LIFE Lynette and Tom learn an unsettling truth about Porter; Gaby suspects that Carlos' top client has ulterior motives; Mrs. McCluskey's sister (Lily Tomlin) unearths a disturbing fact about Dave; Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment; Katherine's not-so-little secret is revealed; and Susan learns of Jackson's true passion.

There's Always a Woman

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 05:00 PM LIFE Lynette suspects that Tom is having an affair; Susan tries to surprise Jackson; Mrs. McCluskey enlists her sister (Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave; one of Carlos' clients makes him an offer; and the bond grows between Bree and Katherine.

Mirror, Mirror

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:00 PM LIFE Dave persuades Susan to throw a 70th-birthday party for Mrs. McCluskey, but his motives aren't entirely altruistic and Mrs. McCluskey isn't overjoyed; Jackson wants to ramp things up with Susan; Gaby fears she might be pregnant again; and Tom tells Lynette that he has sold the pizzeria. Meanwhile, events of the past five years come more clearly into focus. Among them: how the bond between Bree and Katherine developed.

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 05:00 PM LIFE Danielle Van De Kamp is met with criticism when she returns to Wisteria Lane; Gaby and Susan get in a catfight following an altercation between their kids; Tom and Dave form a garage band after Lynette told Tom to get rid of his old things; and Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

We're So Happy You're So Happy

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 04:00 PM LIFE Gaby tries to salvage what's left of her social stature; Lynette discovers Porter's softer side; the men in Susan's life meet; Bree must juggle marriage and career; Edie once again sees just how hostile Wisteria Lane residents can be; and Mrs. McCluskey enlists Katherine's help in digging up info on new neighbor Dave (Neal McDonough). Karl Meyer: Richard Burgi.

You're Gonna Love Tomorrow

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 PM LIFE It's five years later as the fifth-season opens, and Susan is trying to hide her relationship with a new man. Meanwhile, Gaby questions her maternal skills; Bree is about to publish a cookbook as her business partner, Katherine, bristles; Lynette catches her teenage twins (Charlie and Max Carver) spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane with a new man in tow.

The Hitcher

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 12:00 AM HBOSGe

88 Minutes

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:45:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 12:45 PM ENC

Traitor

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:35:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 01:35 AM STARZ