TV Guide: Nadine Velazquez

Blow

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 07:30 PM TBS A jarred Joy discovers she has a half sister---one Liberty Washington (Tamala Jones), an aspiring wrestler who just happens to be Joy's lifelong nemesis. Liberty's also on Earl's karmic list, as he once stole her identity and now tries to make amends.

Foreign Exchange Student

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 07:00 PM TBS And then there was No. 44 on the karmic list, as Earl tries to atone for bullying a French exchange student (Ernie Grunwald) when both were children. Earl's plan is to fly his past quarry to the U.S. and show him the wonders of America. Meanwhile, newlyweds Randy and Catalina find their marriage evolving in bizarre ways.

Mr. McGibblets

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 10:30 PM FX Kevin enlists Taco to scare Ellie away her favorite toy. Meanwhile, the guys join Pete on what was supposed to have been his fifth-anniversary visit to a spa.

Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 07:30 PM TBS A funeral is planned by Earl, who is desperate to make amends to a dead guy he wronged by locking in a truck. Meanwhile, newlyweds Randy and Catalina decide to get an apartment together.

Buried Treasure

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 07:00 PM TBS Earl doesn't know who to believe when Joy, Darnell and Randy give differing accounts as to what happened to his missing buried treasure.

Robbed a Stoner Blind

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 07:00 PM TBS Earl and Randy repay a debt to a nonmaterialistic hippie (Christian Slater) by spending a week at the totally self-sufficient, environmentally friendly commune where he lives, an experience that opens Earl's eyes to global warming, which he decides to stop. Naked Nora: Eve Sigall.

Jump for Joy

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 07:30 PM TBS Burt Reynolds guest stars as Richard Chubby, the “richest man in Camden County,” who also happens to be kind of crazy. Earl seeks Richard's financial help when Joy needs a large sum of money, but there's a hitch to receiving the cash that involves Catalina.

Stole P's HD Cart

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:30 AM TBS Earl helps reopen a hot-dog cart that used to be an institution in Camden County before he and Ralph (Giovanni Ribisi) stole it after being paid $200 to do so by a larger competitor. Earl's plan to get the business back up and running is a smashing success---that is, until Ralph is sent by the rival company to set it on fire.

O Karma, Where Art Thou?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:00 AM TBS Earl has his faith in karma tested---big-time---when he takes a weeklong job at a fast-food restaurant that's managed by a real jerk who relishes in making the lives of his employees miserable. But the man doesn't seem to suffer any consequences for his rotten behavior. In fact, he has a lavish lifestyle that Earl envies.

Born a Gamblin' Man

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 07:30 PM TBS At Christmastime, Earl shows Kenny (Gregg Binkley) how to act more manly, and in the process they both develop compulsive gambling habits. Meanwhile, Randy prepares to declare his love for Catalina and Joy enters anger-management therapy. Ruby: Marlee Matlin. Doug: Jonathan Slavin. Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop: Abdoulaye N'Gom. Rosie: Cheryl Hawker.

Number One

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 07:00 PM TBS Earl tries to cross off No. 1 on his list---“stole $10 from a guy at the Camden Market”---and discovers that his lucky lotto ticket should have been sold to someone else...namely, the guy he robbed. After giving away his winnings, Earl struggles to get by as he and Randy wait to be rewarded again by karma. Patty: Dale Dickey. Iqball: Abdul Goznobi. Roy Wade: Dennis Burkley.

Made a Lady Think I Was God

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 07:30 PM TBS Earl offers to persuade Millie Banks (Roseanne Barr), the miserable woman who used to manage the trailer park, to lift a restraining order against Joy. At the same time, he seeks Millie's forgiveness for No. 12 on his list: “Made a lady think I was God.”

Stole a Badge

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 07:00 PM TBS Earl tackles No. 127 on his karmic list by making amends for pilfering a police officer's badge. When he discovers that the theft resulted in the cop's demotion, he tries to get the officer reinstated. Stuart Daniels: Mike O'Malley.

Sunday at Ruxin's

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:31:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 10:31 PM FX Ruxin invites the gang for a Sunday of food, football on TV and baby cooing. Everybody gets plenty of lunch, and the baby is exposed to plenty of germs. Terry Bradshaw has a cameo as himself.

The Bounty Hunter

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 07:30 PM TBS Juliette Lewis plays Earl's ex-girlfriend, a butt-kicking bounty hunter who is out to arrest Joy as payback for when Joy stole Earl---and a pair of Metallica tickets---from her.

Sticks & Stones

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 07:00 PM TBS Earl becomes reacquainted with an old classmate (Judy Greer) whom he had made fun of as a kid for having facial hair. Meanwhile, Joy is thrown a major curveball when she meets her court-appointed attorney. Ruby: Marlee Matlin. Coach Lou: Paul Ben-Victor. Doug: Jonathan Slavin.

The Bounce Test

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:33:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 12:33 AM FX Pete's breakup with Meegan also divides the group. While Ruxin tries to reunite them for his own selfish reasons, Jenny isn't so concerned because she knows her husband will never leave her, and she knows why.

Gary and Allison's Friend

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 08:30 PM CBS Allison's feelings are hurt when she realizes her new friend Sophia (Nadine Velazquez) prefers spending time with Gary over her.

South of the Border, Part Dos

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 07:30 PM TBS Conclusion. While in Mexico searching for Catalina, Earl encounters a fashion-challenged criminal (John Leguizamo), and Randy helps fill a void in the life of a married couple. Back in Camden County, Darnell is annoyed by invasive neighbors and Joy's personality change. Emilio Rivera, Ray Santiago.

South of the Border, Part Uno

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 07:00 PM TBS Part 1 of 2. Earl and Randy encounter obstacles as they travel to Mexico to get Catalina back. Meanwhile, Darnell has trouble adjusting to Joy's nicer personality now that she is taking medication to control her anger. Ray Santiago, Emilio Rivera.

Mailbox

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 07:30 PM TBS Catalina helps Earl tackle No. 75 on his list: “Used a mailbox as a trash can.” This leads to the discovery of two undelivered letters---one is a declaration of a man's love; the other reveals that Darnell is in the Witness Protection Program. Wendy: Jenny McCarthy. Will: Johnny Sneed.

BB

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 07:00 PM TBS Earl reunites with a past crush (Miriam Shor), who's on his list because he once shot her with a BB gun.

Stole a Motorcycle

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:34:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 12:34 AM TBS Randy tries to fix Earl's karma by working on the list. His first task is to make amends for a drunken encounter with the Teutul family from "American Chopper" (appearing as themselves), which resulted in a missing motorcycle. Meanwhile, the comatose Earl happily continues his sitcom life as Billie (Alyssa Milano) gives birth to their son.

I Won't Die With a Little Help From My Friends

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:05:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 12:05 AM TBS Conclusion. The Camden County gang continues its efforts to save a comatose Earl.

Van Hickey

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 07:30 PM TBS Ralph (Giovanni Ribisi) learns something quite upsetting about his mom (Beth Grant), which threatens to end his friendship with Earl. This occurs after Earl gets his old rock-and-roll band back together at the request of former lead singer Tom, a senior citizen who got kicked out of the group before they played their first---and only---gig. Kay: Nancy Lenehan. Tom: Larry Hankin.