TV Guide: Nadine Velazquez

I Won't Die With a Little Help From My Friends

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 07:30 PM TBS Conclusion. The Camden County gang continues its efforts to save a comatose Earl.

I Won't Die With a Little Help From My Friends Part 1

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 07:00 PM TBS Part 1 of 2. In the wake of being hit by a car, Earl slips into a coma and spirals into a bizarro sitcom world. Springing into action, the Camden County gang goes to extremes to save his life.

Bad Earl

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 07:30 PM TBS When his postprison life offers no home, no job and no money, a bitter Earl renounces karma and regresses to his old bad self. As Randy plans a Christmas-morning intervention, karma comes calling for Earl in the form of Billie (Alyssa Milano) and a car. Giovanni Ribisi also guest stars.

Early Release

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 07:00 PM TBS When the warden (Craig T. Nelson) denies Earl his promised early release from prison, Earl plans a great escape with help from the gang. Michael Rapaport also guest stars.

The Usual Bet

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 10:30 PM FX Pete and Kevin miss watching the playoffs when they can't get away from a Christmas party; Ruxin and Taco embark on a mission to Chinatown.

Burn Victim

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 07:30 PM TBS Earl hopes to finally win his freedom by helping the warden (Craig T. Nelson) with yet another jailhouse cause. This time, Earl must smooth over tensions between an inmate and his crime victims. Earl must also plan a costly prison prom---but the event might fully deplete his lottery winnings.

Midnight Bun

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 07:00 PM TBS An impatient Joy prepares to give birth and pressures Darnell to expedite the process. Meanwhile, escapee Frank (Michael Rapaport) seeks to collect his hidden loot; and Catalina babysits Joy's children. Craig T. Nelson also guest stars.

Randy in Charge (...Of Our Days and Our Nights)

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 07:30 PM TBS The prison warden (Craig T. Nelson) appoints Earl to develop a "Scared Straight" skit to prevent youngsters from committing crimes. Meanwhile, Earl and prison guard Randy tangle over who is actually in charge. Later, Randy takes some convicts out for ice cream. Michael Rapaport also guest stars.

Our Other 'Cops' Is On! Part 2

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 07:00 PM TBS Conclusion. He's a bad boy, bad boy, what's he gonna do? Earl's past bad behavior continues to cross the airwaves when a locally filmed episode of "Cops" is presented.

Our Other 'Cops' Is On! Part 1

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 07:30 PM TBS Part 1 of 2. A locally filmed episode of "Cops" features a wealth of bad behavior that is all tied to Earl in some way. Meanwhile, Kenny's escalating resentment for Earl is caught on film.

Frank's Girl

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 07:00 PM TBS When fellow prisoner Frank (Michael Rapaport) is dumped by his girlfriend (Alyssa Milano), Earl tries to bring the two back together again. Meanwhile, Joy and Catalina become entangled in a knotty situation.

Broke Joy's Fancy Figurine

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 12:30 AM TBS Earl risks his life to pay a debt to Joy, who tries to trip him up so he'll have to give her something she wants instead of what he owes her. Shelley: Missi Pyle. Candy: Chloe Grace Moretz. Tim Stack: Himself. Gertrude: Ellen Albertini Dow. Little Joy: Gigi Goff. Joy: Jaime Pressly. Earl: Jason Lee. Randy: Ethan Suplee.

Stole Beer From a Golfer

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 12:00 AM TBS Earl's repayment of ill-gotten beer reveals his actions had severe repercussions for a golfer, and he sets to right them all, though it may mean missing the county fair. Scott: Johnny Galecki. Tess: Kristina Hayes. Boss: Raymond Ma. Nurse: Jill Benjamin.

Creative Writing

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 07:30 PM TBS The gang has the write stuff when Earl attends a prison class on creative writing, which inspires the others to take pen to paper. While Earl suffers a nasty case of writer's block, Randy flourishes in his written imaginary world, and Catalina crafts a soapy story about romance with a hunk (Miguel Varoni).

The Frank Factor

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 07:00 PM TBS While in jail, Earl encounters a fellow prisoner named Frank (Michael Rapaport), who just happens to be Earl's old chum and Joy's former coworker. Frank reflects on his long-and-winding road to prison, which sheds light on Earl and Joy's first meeting.

The Gangs of Camden County

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 07:30 PM TBS The prison warden (Craig T. Nelson) asks for Earl's help to end the growing problem of gang fighting in the jail yard. Meanwhile, Randy continues to have trouble adjusting to life without Earl and seeks to reunite with his jailed sibling.

The Birthday Party

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 07:00 PM TBS Earl celebrates his birthday by reminiscing about all the items he's crossed off his list in the past year. Randy organizes a blowout bash for him at the Crab Shack, but it's Earl who ultimately gets crabby when he ends up focusing on his disappointments and past foul-ups. Carl Hickey: Beau Bridges.

Blow

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 07:30 PM TBS A jarred Joy discovers she has a half sister---one Liberty Washington (Tamala Jones), an aspiring wrestler who just happens to be Joy's lifelong nemesis. Liberty's also on Earl's karmic list, as he once stole her identity and now tries to make amends.

Foreign Exchange Student

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 07:00 PM TBS And then there was No. 44 on the karmic list, as Earl tries to atone for bullying a French exchange student (Ernie Grunwald) when both were children. Earl's plan is to fly his past quarry to the U.S. and show him the wonders of America. Meanwhile, newlyweds Randy and Catalina find their marriage evolving in bizarre ways.

Get a Real Job

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 07:30 PM TBS When Earl lands his first real job, at an appliance store, the unseemly truths about class differences bubble to the surface. Meanwhile, the stress of Joy's impending trial causes her to make an irrational decision.

Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 07:00 PM TBS A funeral is planned by Earl, who is desperate to make amends to a dead guy he wronged by locking in a truck. Meanwhile, newlyweds Randy and Catalina decide to get an apartment together.

Two Balls, Two Strikes

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 07:30 PM TBS The death of Camden's most powerful citizen---one Richard Chubby---brings even nastier Little Chubby (Norm MacDonald) to town, as the younger man commandeers the family business. In time, both Earl and Little Chubby learn a valuable lesson about sacrifice.

Harassed a Reporter

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 07:00 PM TBS As he helps Earl scratch off No. 29 on the list---“harrassed a reporter”---Randy realizes that he's played second fiddle to his dominant brother for far too long. Finally attempting to escape Earl's long shadow, Randy bears witness to the potent power of karma and the media.

Something to Live For

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:30 AM TBS Earl takes it upon himself to help a suicidal trailer-park resident named Philo (Adam Goldberg) find meaning in life. What is obviously no simple task becomes far more difficult due to Philo's annoying and unlikable personality.

Monkeys in Space

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 12:00 AM TBS Earl only has a limited amount of time to make up for ruining the birthday party of Hank Lange (Tim DeKay), an old friend who's about to be sent upstate to serve a 20-year prison term. Before that happens, Earl tries his best to grant Hank's wish of having his grandma, hometown newspaper and favorite donuts brought to him in jail. Meanwhile, after Joy calls him a mooch, Randy decides that it's time for him to hold down a job.