TV Guide: Mila Kunis

Jerome Is the New Black

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter and his pals miss Cleveland so much that they decide to replace him with a guy named Jerome (voice of Kevin Michael Richardson). Trouble is, Quagmire can't stand him.

Dog Gone

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 09:00 PM FOX Brian is dismayed that a dog's accidental death stirs little empathy in his human companions; Lois' new maid pays Peter no heed.

Donna Dates a Kelso

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:30 AM FX Luke Wilson plays Kelso's brother, who dates Donna as Eric prepares for a dating onslaught after being chosen his school's “most eligible.” Rhonda: Cynthia Lamontagne. Emily: Marlene Brehm. Bob: Don Stark. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Donna: Laura Prepon.

The Promise Ring

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:00 AM FX Eric gives a promise ring to Donna, who balks at what the promise means. Monty Hall has a cameo, showing Donna doors to different futures. Leo: Tommy Chong. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. Jackie: Mila Kunis.

Afterglow

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 10:30 AM FX Contrary to what she tells Eric, Donna's review of their first sexual encounter is not good---or private; Red celebrates his first paycheck and buys a motorcycle. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith.

The First Time

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 10:00 AM FX Bob and Midge renew their wedding vows, with Donna writing the words and Red as best man. But Kitty is left out, until a bridesmaid gets lost in passion. Leo: Tommy Chong. Honor: Kristina Wayborn. Holly: Maud Adams. Barbara: Barbara Carrera.

A New Hope

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 09:30 AM FX Good news: Red's going back to work. Bad news: his boss's son is making a play for Donna, who appreciates his interest in her mind. David: Scott Whyte. Donna: Laura Prepon. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Red: Kurtwood Smith.

The First Date

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 09:00 AM FX On Valentine's Day, Eric and Donna have their first official date, a fancy dinner that includes an appearance by Hyde. Meanwhile, Kelso seeks another "proof of love" with Jackie (Mila Kunis). Donna: Laura Prepon.

Pilot Episode

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:00 AM FX Eric gets the family's old station wagon in time to drive the gang to a concert in Milwaukee, a forbidden journey. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Donna: Laura Prepon. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp.

Street Fighting Man

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:30 AM FX Attending a Packers game proves a bonding experience for Eric and Red, but it's a battle for ex-couple Jackie and Hyde. Crazy Fan: Ron Roggé. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Bob: Don Stark.

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 01:00 AM FX On Thanksgiving, Hyde and Angie battle as they prepare a store's opening; and Eric plans to go to a concert rather than to the family dinner. Angie: Megalyn Echikunwoke. W.B.: Tim Reid. Milkman: Chip Chinery. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Eric: Topher Grace.

Thank You

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:30 AM FX Thanksgiving brings Kitty's parents, Eric's sister Laurie and Kelso with a date---Eric's math teacher, who has just failed Eric. Bea: Betty White. Burt: Tom Poston. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Ms. McGee: Andrea Benewald. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp.

Thanksgiving

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:00 AM FX At Thanksgiving, Eric's sister brings home a girlfriend, whose charms are not lost on Eric---or Donna. Kate: Jenny Maguire. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith.

Sibling Rivalry

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 11:30 PM CARTOON Before having a vasectomy, Peter has one last fling at the sperm bank. The result: Stewie's equally diabolical half brother Bertram (voice of Wallace Shawn). Soon, their epic battle for playground dominance begins. Meanwhile, Peter has given up sex, and Lois uses food to compensate.

I Take Thee, Quagmire

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter wins the services of a maid for a week on a game show, but Quagmire wins her heart. Seriously. This isn't his usual lechery; he's in love. Meanwhile, Lois decides that it's time to wean Stewie. Pat Sajak, Alex Trebek and Bryan Cranston have voice cameos as themselves.

Jungle Love

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:30 PM TBS Chris, a victim of freshman hazing in high school, runs away to South America. Meanwhile, Peter gets a job in a brewery. One of the perks is free beer, and Peter reacts to it predictably. Carrie Fisher provides the voice of his supervisor, Angela. Other voices: Joe Pesci: Jay Mohr. Group Director: Gary Cole. Loca: Mia Maestro. Mayor West: Adam West.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:10:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 02:10 AM HBO2e

The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 11:30 PM CARTOON Peter's very devout father (voice of Charles Durning) browbeats his son about his lack of religion, so Peter starts his own church: The First United Church of the Fonz. Meanwhile, Stewie is baptized with tainted holy water and gets poisoned, so he must be quarantined in a germ-free environment. Series creator Seth MacFarlane's voices include Fonzie, Potsie, Aquaman, the Coco Puffs bird and Zeus.

Brian Sings and Swings

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 11:00 PM CARTOON After being hit by a car driven by Peter, a depressed Brian teams up on stage with Frank Sinatra Jr. (who provides his own voice) in a Quahog bar. Soon, Stewie joins in and a new Rat Pack is born. Meanwhile, Meg decides that she's a lesbian.

Sally Simpson

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 PM FX Kelso's co-cop cadet (Alyson Hannigan) falls for him; Kitty fears a specialist will blame her for Red's stress. Sutcliffe: Eric Allan Kramer. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith.

The Fat Guy Strangler

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 11:30 PM CARTOON Lois discovers that she has a brother (voice of Robert Downey Jr.). He's a patient in a mental institution, but he doesn't seem unusual---at first. Meanwhile, Peter's doctor tells him he's overweight, and Peter decides to do something about it: He forms the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People.

The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 11:00 PM CARTOON Stewie has been taking out his aggressions on Lois, and she decides that the reason is because he isn't close enough to his father, so she orders them to bond. They finally succeed at Disney World. Carrie Fisher provides the voice of Angela, Peter's boss at the Pawtucket Brewery.

I Can See for Miles

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:00 PM FX Brooke trusts Kelso to get her to a doctor's appointment; Red finds Bob's gift to him inappropriate; Jackie redecorates Hyde's room more in her style than his. Brooke: Shannon Elizabeth. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Bob: Don Stark.