TV Guide: Mila Kunis

Quagmire's Baby

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 09:00 PM FOX Quagmire becomes a not-so-proud papa and quickly realizes that fatherhood crimps his style. He also sells a ham radio to Peter, who uses it to communicate with the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself. Voice of Candy: Brittany Snow.

Kate Beckinsale

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 01:00 PM REELZ

Over the Hills and Far Away

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 04:30 PM FX Bob throws a monkey wrench into Donna and Eric's plans when he sends her to visit a college different from where Eric is going. Ted: Reid Scott. Melanie: Sarah Lancaster. Lisa: Erin Cardillo. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Donna: Laura Prepon.

Ramble On

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 04:00 PM FX Donna's gift to Eric has beautiful sentiment, but no visual appeal; Kitty's mood swings strain Red; Fez applies at the DMV. Nina: Joanna Canton. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama.

I Can't Quit You Baby

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 12:30 AM FX Bob punishes Donna by sending her to Catholic school, which Eric opposes---until he sees her in uniform; Jackie is caught with her new beau. Bob: Don Stark. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace.

Stewie B. Goode

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 11:30 PM CARTOON Following a near-death experience, Stewie decides to turn over a new leaf and be nice---but it drives him to drink. Meanwhile, Peter becomes Quahog's newest TV star, ranting about his pet peeves in a commentary segment on Ch. 5 news titled “Grind My Gears.” Noel Blanc, the son of longtime cartoon voice Mel Blanc, provides the voice of Elmer Fudd.

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:30 PM TBS Peter strives for a promotion at the brewery because he wants a key to the executive bathroom, but first he has to go back to school because he never passed third grade. Meanwhile, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. (who provides his own voice) buy the down-on-its-heels Quahog Cabana Club, but it's Stewie who livens it up. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher.

The Man With Two Brians

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:00 PM TBS Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog---New Brian---to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all. Johnny Knoxville has a voice cameo as himself.

Baby Not on Board

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:30 PM TBS Peter gets a year's supply of free gasoline and takes the family on a driving vacation. Destination: the Grand Canyon. The only thing missing: Stewie, who's inadvertently left home alone.

Road to Germany

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:00 PM TBS Mort Goldman mistakenly enters Stewie's time machine (he thought it was a bathroom) and is transported back to Poland on Sept. 1, 1939. It's the day of his grandparents' wedding, as it happens, but the Nazis interrupt the reception.

I Dream of Jesus

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 08:30 PM TBS Peter makes friends with Jesus Christ, who works in the record store Peter goes to in order to replace his copy of the 1963 Trashmen hit "Surfin' Bird," which Brian and Stewie had destroyed because Peter wouldn't stop playing it.

Love, Blactually

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 08:00 PM TBS In the seventh-season opener, Brian falls in love with a woman he meets in a bookstore, but Stewie urges him to take the relationship slowly, then proceeds to see that he does. This leaves an opening for the lovelorn Cleveland (voice of Mike Henry, who wrote the script). Meredith Baxter has a voice cameo as herself.

Heartbreaker

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:30 PM FX Conclusion. Betty White and Tom Poston play Kitty's parents, who hear the news of their daughter's pregnancy; Eric and Donna counsel Kelso about Jackie and Hyde. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Red: Kurtwood Smith.

What Is and What Should Never Be

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:00 PM FX Red's joy is substantially less than Kitty's when she announces she's pregnant; Hyde tries to tell Kelso about himself and Jackie. Part 1 of two. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Hyde: Danny Masterson.

Love Wisconsin Style

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:32:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 01:32 AM FX Donna's troubles are only beginning after she is spotted drunk in the middle of the day (“like Sue Ellen on `Dallas!' ” Eric notes). Casey: Luke Wilson. Bob: Don Stark. Joanne: Mo Gaffney. Donna: Laura Prepon.

The Juice Is Loose

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter cashes in a winning 1989 raffle ticket that he had lost. The prize: a round of golf with O.J. Simpson. Peter, who had been unaware of Simpson's notoriety, thinks this is a fine idea. Not surprisingly, no one else does.

No Meals on Wheels

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 10:30 PM CARTOON The Griffins open a restaurant that finds a niche---with Joe and his handicapped friends. But Peter wants to attract a different crowd. Meanwhile, Peter buys a pair of pajamas with feet, and discovers that when he rubs his feet against carpet he can create enough static electricity to give people shocks. He's the only Griffin who finds this funny.

Hannah Banana

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 09:00 PM FOX Stewie gets to know Hannah Montana (voice of singer Candace Marie) when she arrives in Quahog for a concert, and discovers something surprising about her. And Chris finally meets the Evil Monkey, who has been bedeviling him, and finds that he's not so evil after all.

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 08:00 PM FOX Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it. Meanwhile, Peter goes on a kicking kick (he kicks just about everyone he meets) after watching the movie "Road House."

Everybody Loves Casey

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 08:00 AM FX Eric hopes he'll shine next to Casey (Luke Wilson) when Donna brings him to his parents' barbecue; Jackie and Kelso examine why they cheated on each other. Eric: Topher Grace. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Donna: Laura Prepon.